Or, even better, why not print out the article and discretely leave it on their seats for when they arrive.
I don't get to Anfield often - I can't afford the fare up too often and planning for a match is becoming more and more of an exercise in military logistics taking weeks prior to the game. Therefore, when I do go I want my money's worth - no difference there to a lot of travelling supporters you say - but I mean that I want to be there from the beginning right through to the end. I want to see Anfield fill up, I want to join in with the singing before the match, I want to sing YNWA, I want to see *every* minute of the match, I want to see the players off at the end and I want to see Anfield empty while I digest what I have seen (I think I was the last supporter off the Upper Anny Road against Barcelona!).
I'll take a stroll around the perimeter and see the day winding down. I'll wander round to the player's entrance and see if there's anybody coming out (although I'm probably a bit old now to be clambering over everybody for autographs...). Now that I've met some people from this site I might go into the Albert now as well.
Funnily enough, I don't have any problems with traffic jams, bus queues or catching a taxi (although Barca was a bit tight for getting back in time for the coach!) - the road is clear by the time I'm ready to leave. So why leave early? Is it because you know the next time you will be back? Because you take it for granted that you will be back? Or because, at the end of the day, supporting Liverpool "just isn't worth the hassle".