Author Topic: El Hadji Diouf  (Read 216072 times)

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4640 on: May 17, 2014, 08:39:37 pm »
He's hung around english football like a bad fart in an elevator.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4641 on: May 17, 2014, 08:40:34 pm »
He's hung around english football like a bad fart in an elevator.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4642 on: May 17, 2014, 08:43:43 pm »
How much did we spunk on this fucking waster?
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4643 on: May 17, 2014, 08:45:34 pm »
How much did we spunk on this fucking waster?

£10m.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4644 on: May 17, 2014, 08:51:39 pm »
A cabbie in town last week told me that he used to be very close to Diouf and that he was a lovely lad who would give you the shirt off his back.

Bit of a surprise that one.
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4645 on: May 17, 2014, 09:01:17 pm »
£10m.

About £9.5m too much  :lmao

What was the game for us where he just turned to a team mate and shrugged his shoulders as if he couldn't give a shit?
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4646 on: May 17, 2014, 09:45:18 pm »
Wonder where this sewer rat will surface next?

Surprised he's still fit enough to play, looked like a right fat c*nt last time I saw.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4647 on: May 17, 2014, 09:48:43 pm »
"I'm being watched by the Secret Police and wondering when they’re going to come and take me away"

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4648 on: May 17, 2014, 10:32:30 pm »

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4649 on: May 17, 2014, 10:37:59 pm »
About £9.5m too much  :lmao

What was the game for us where he just turned to a team mate and shrugged his shoulders as if he couldn't give a shit?

You've got eighty odd choices mate, take a pop. You won't go far wrong.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4650 on: May 17, 2014, 10:40:00 pm »
About £9.5m too much  :lmao

What was the game for us where he just turned to a team mate and shrugged his shoulders as if he couldn't give a shit?

He was the best player on the pitch for us in the League Cup Final v The Mancs in 2003, gave Silvestre a torrid time all day.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4651 on: May 17, 2014, 10:49:32 pm »
To think we bought him instead of Anelka. As much as Anelka could be a prick, never as big a prick as this fella.
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4652 on: May 17, 2014, 10:56:00 pm »
To think we bought him instead of Anelka. As much as Anelka could be a prick, never as big a prick as this fella.

We must have had Fowler, Litmanen, Owen, Anelka and Heskey within like six months, and then what eighteen months later our options were Owen, Diouf, Heskey and Baros. That's where it went to pot.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4653 on: May 17, 2014, 11:00:03 pm »
He was the best player on the pitch for us in the League Cup Final v The Mancs in 2003, gave Silvestre a torrid time all day.

He's a fucking schmuck mate.

Never a LFC player in a million years.
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4654 on: May 17, 2014, 11:00:51 pm »
He's a fucking schmuck mate.

Never a LFC player in a million years.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4655 on: May 17, 2014, 11:35:19 pm »
One of the worst decisions ever by any Liverpool manager. Anelka in situ and playing well or Diouf ?

I swear it cost us a League title. Shite player, even worse bloke.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4656 on: May 18, 2014, 12:26:10 am »
He's a fucking schmuck mate.
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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4657 on: May 18, 2014, 12:34:22 am »
We must have had Fowler, Litmanen, Owen, Anelka and Heskey within like six months, and then what eighteen months later our options were Owen, Diouf, Heskey and Baros. That's where it went to pot.
Always liked Baros. Twelve year old me thought we'd got the next French superstar when he scored in his first few games. Yeah, I thought he was French.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4658 on: May 18, 2014, 12:35:33 am »
Always liked Baros. Twelve year old me thought we'd got the next French superstar when he scored in his first few games. Yeah, I thought he was French.

Well with a name like Milan, who could blame you.

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Re: Diouf joins Leeds
« Reply #4659 on: May 18, 2014, 12:38:06 am »
Well with a name like Milan, who could blame you.
Just seen on Wikipedia that he's without a club. Come on Brendan, he's the missing piece.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #4660 on: November 19, 2014, 10:01:18 pm »
Horrible twat ....shameful that he ever wore our shirt

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #4661 on: November 21, 2014, 01:45:49 pm »
he is a c*nt

plain and simple

thought we were on to a winner after his home debut and he did nothing after that

i hate him. my least favorite Liverpool player ever as no doubt ive said before

an oxygen thief and a walking ad for birth control
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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