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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #200 on: October 15, 2005, 10:30:40 am »
Gayer than Top Gun (offically the gayest film of all time)?

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Not that i read heat magazine, but my sister does, and i've noticed that Will Young's new video is going to be based on top gun, with him as maverick and a look-a-like as Goose.  Draw your own conclusions.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #201 on: October 15, 2005, 01:55:52 pm »
Ishtar and Waterworld have to be up there.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #202 on: February 25, 2006, 12:23:11 am »
sorry for bringing up an old thread but ... it has to be Titanic for me.

Whats with people suggesting Independence day?  :-[ Very far-fetched and cheesy in parts but i still find it entertaining when it comes to the action scenes. When i think back now though the cheese factor was quite strong in this beast. Even at that age i cringed when will smith said "Welcome to earth" and punched that alien in the face. I can perfectly remember the audience laughing at that scene, and i swear not many were my age. How on earth do you manage to knock out an alien with some crazy ass thick metal outer layer suit. He's will smith of course!

The whole airforce nicknames + cigar combo really annoyed me too. Trying to mix the similar sort of topgun coolness (we all know how cool that movie is despite gay innuedo) didn't work for me.

Okay, so now i'm beginning to see why people chose the film....
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #203 on: February 25, 2006, 12:34:14 am »
Watched that 'The Business' a few weeks ago- what a pile of shite! Could've have been quite good with all the retro feel to it- but they fucked that 1 up proper!
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #204 on: February 25, 2006, 05:25:50 am »
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #205 on: February 25, 2006, 04:18:37 pm »
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Yes i saw that....awful rip off of Chicago ;)
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #206 on: February 26, 2006, 07:41:07 pm »
how about The Boy in the Bubble featuring John Travolta or any of the new star wars flicks ?
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #207 on: February 26, 2006, 10:32:02 pm »
how about The Boy in the Bubble featuring John Travolta or any of the new star wars flicks ?
... fuckin' sack of cack

There are PLENTLY of films worse than the new star wars films.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #208 on: February 27, 2006, 10:44:37 am »
has got to be the hulk
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #209 on: February 27, 2006, 12:52:03 pm »
Kill Bill- what a fucking load of bollocks

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #210 on: February 27, 2006, 12:57:12 pm »
Not THE worse, but pretty fucking bad: Pearl Harbour.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #211 on: February 27, 2006, 01:00:47 pm »
Not THE worse, but pretty fucking bad: Pearl Harbour.

I like that film- :)

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #212 on: February 27, 2006, 01:07:26 pm »
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #213 on: February 27, 2006, 01:08:01 pm »
Mulholland Drive

weird just for the fuckin sake of it
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #214 on: February 27, 2006, 03:49:13 pm »
Spice world anyone? Sky actually show it on Sky Movies for some strange reason.

Whats up with cable guy nomination? I think its one of carrey's better movies.

How about Batman & Robin? A freeze is coming
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #215 on: February 27, 2006, 06:28:37 pm »
How about Batman & Robin? A freeze is coming

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #216 on: February 27, 2006, 06:29:48 pm »
Kill Bill- what a fucking load of bollocks
Mulholland Drive

weird just for the fuckin sake of it

are youse just fishin' or do you honestly believe this?
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #217 on: February 27, 2006, 06:32:41 pm »
are youse just fishin' or do you honestly believe this?

Mulholland drive pissed me off more than any film I have ever seen. Complete bollocks.... I know I am going to be told that I didn't understand it, and you're right, I didnt. Thats why I think it is shite! What the fuck was the story with that blue box?
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #218 on: February 27, 2006, 07:49:23 pm »
Purple Rain is pretty fuckin awful. Its good for a laugh.

The Transporter 2. I had to watch it with my young nephew. I wanted to throw the TV through the wall.

Land of the Dead. Horrible plot, Horrible acting.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #219 on: February 27, 2006, 07:51:45 pm »
Mission to Mars and Junior.

Case closed!!! Being a bad film is one thing, not liking it is another, but bein so  bad you feel like smashing the screen and hunting down everyone who had anything to do with the film, even the guy who made your popcorn, is a completly other thing.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #220 on: February 27, 2006, 08:00:48 pm »
how about The Boy in the Bubble featuring John Travolta or any of the new star wars flicks ?
... fuckin' sack of cack

TV film, not a movie.
And it was called 'The Boy In The Plastic Bubble'.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #221 on: February 27, 2006, 09:01:10 pm »
Tremors is a great film, well the 1st one is, cant remember much of the others.

The Blair Witch project is probably the scariest film ive seen, people dont like admitting to being scared of it  :P

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #222 on: February 27, 2006, 09:13:30 pm »
Kill Bill- what a fucking load of bollocks

What?! What did you want? Pulp Fiction 2?
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #223 on: February 27, 2006, 09:38:42 pm »
home alone 3 :P

shite compared to the 1st two
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #224 on: February 27, 2006, 09:52:29 pm »
how about The Boy in the Bubble featuring John Travolta or any of the new star wars flicks ?
... fuckin' sack of cack

Jt with long hair in that film is classic!!!
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #225 on: February 27, 2006, 09:53:25 pm »
Kill Bill- what a fucking load of bollocks

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #226 on: February 27, 2006, 10:01:02 pm »
Calcium kid starring Orlando bloom.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #227 on: February 28, 2006, 05:20:49 pm »

Any given sunday (absolute shite)

Any given sunday is a work of art man .. if that doesn't power home some home truths about professional sports then i don't know what will.

There are so many incredibly good references to how ridiculous the whole sports stars thing.
Watch it again for what it is a satire and a very very good one at that.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #228 on: February 28, 2006, 06:48:59 pm »
home alone 3 :P

shite compared to the 1st two

good one. Attempted to watch the first 20 min of the film on Sky a few years back and i ended up wanting to write a suicide note.

I also thought Any given sunday was good. I can't stand the sport itself but I enjoyed the movie.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #229 on: February 28, 2006, 07:05:14 pm »
Going by the "it has to be a big film to be truly awful" rule, I'll pass over the entire Steven Segal genre and focus on Mr Gibson. First up - The Patriot - another heap of stinking shite from Mel...

Plot: he's a 'family man' who either hasn't got the morals or just can't be arsed to fight for his country. Family gets hurt so turns into a raging psychopath and takes revenge on the wicked English. Where exactly is the patriotism... not that I give a rats arse. Badly written, badly acted (overacted by Mel), cliche after cliche...

Followed closely by Braveheart... a family man who can't/won't defend his country....   Family gets hurt so turns into a raging psycopath..... revenge.... wicked English......  

Or ..... (name Mel Gibson revenge-type film).... not arsed.... family hurt.... raging psycopath....

Should have stopped after Mad Max you Jesus loving freak...

Actually take that all back......  Mel's worst film by a country mile is...   What Women Want....  unbelievably awful....
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #230 on: February 28, 2006, 07:06:32 pm »
haven't seen it but from everything i've heard 'waterworld' would be a contender
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« Reply #231 on: March 1, 2006, 12:27:39 am »
some baaad movies;

-League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
-Van Helsing
-Catwoman
-Dracula 3000

and the WORST EVER movie released in modern time....

TEENAGE CAVEMAN (2002)!!!

I'm telling you.....oh my fucking god!!

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« Reply #232 on: March 1, 2006, 11:19:53 am »
Going by the "it has to be a big film to be truly awful" rule, I'll pass over the entire Steven Segal genre and focus on Mr Gibson. First up - The Patriot - another heap of stinking shite from Mel...

Plot: he's a 'family man' who either hasn't got the morals or just can't be arsed to fight for his country. Family gets hurt so turns into a raging psychopath and takes revenge on the wicked English. Where exactly is the patriotism... not that I give a rats arse. Badly written, badly acted (overacted by Mel), cliche after cliche...

Followed closely by Braveheart... a family man who can't/won't defend his country....   Family gets hurt so turns into a raging psycopath..... revenge.... wicked English......  

Or ..... (name Mel Gibson revenge-type film).... not arsed.... family hurt.... raging psycopath....

Should have stopped after Mad Max you Jesus loving freak...

Actually take that all back......  Mel's worst film by a country mile is...   What Women Want....  unbelievably awful....

I watched that on the telly on sunday was it?
I couldn't stop laughing.

Credit where it's due though , he knew his market and made a movie tailored to them.
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« Reply #233 on: March 1, 2006, 05:00:02 pm »
I watched that on the telly on sunday was it?
I couldn't stop laughing.

Credit where it's due though , he knew his market and made a movie tailored to them.
For me it's come to a stage now that when I see Icon in the opening titles I switched over, I cannot remember the last good movie he made.



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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #234 on: March 1, 2006, 05:31:20 pm »
Hmm, the other day I was round at my mates and there was a TVM on Sky Movies, it was "The Michael Jackson Story", oh dear God it was bad

Also, majority of disney films
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #235 on: March 1, 2006, 05:39:37 pm »
Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter.
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #236 on: March 1, 2006, 05:48:43 pm »
I'm sure other have mentioned it but Batman and Robin is utterly abysmal, the fact George Clooney has came back from it so well shows good an actor/director he is.

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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #237 on: March 1, 2006, 05:57:20 pm »
anyone every seen "Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare"??

Absolutely terrible. Some of the other Nightmare on Elm Street sequels were desperate too, but nothing compares to this one for shiteness
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Re: worst movie ever made ?
« Reply #238 on: March 1, 2006, 06:36:52 pm »
Also, majority of disney films

i dunno about that, we used to have film club in my primary school and the majority were disney films, and they were great days.
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« Reply #239 on: March 1, 2006, 06:50:31 pm »
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