Author Topic: worst movie ever made ? (Read 17536 times)

Withnail · « **on:** October 14, 2004, 09:17:39 pm »

my vote goes to the girlies favourite 'dirty dancing'. this also has the worst line from any movie"nobody puts baby in the corner..".
what?

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hooded claw · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:18:29 pm »

Great avatar mate

hisdumbwaiter · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:21:04 pm »

The Creeps. So bad it's almost good. A film about scientists genetically engineering classic horror monsters (Dracula, Frankenstein's monsters, etc), only for them to emerge early... as midgets. The film is notable for a scene where a lady gets somewhat intimate with her copy of Jane Eyre. Bizarre.

Honourable mentions go to 10 Things I Hate About You and Mimic.

AdamS · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:21:17 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on October 14, 2004, 09:18:29 pm

Great avatar mate

Gone already, it must have been good!

Dirty Dancing is never the worst ever

John Barnes Testicles · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:22:44 pm »

Bird on a wire

hooded claw · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:27:53 pm »

Not seen Mimic- but I usually love del Toro's stuff so will steer clear- thanks for the warning.
Saw a film once- on VHS, must have been about twenty years ago. The premise was the usual'ancient burial ground is disturbed and its newly undead interns arise to wreak their gruesome revenge' setup- and of course the drunken old local sherrif was the only thing standing between these nubile teenagers and a grisly fate.
Yes, it was as bad as it sounds.
These 'Toltecs' were finally defeated by the aforementioned sherrif (did I mention he was a master with a bullwhip) who faced off with the king Toltec and defeated him with the immortal line: 'Get away from her, you demonic bastard'.
All delivered in a gruff southern drawl......but the whip clearly didn't go within 12 inches of the Toltec.
Still, it didn't stop his arm falling off.

Withnail · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:32:23 pm »

i forgot 'the birdcage'. i think that beats dirty dancing.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:34:43 pm »

Hudson Hawk

absolute cack

AdamS · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:35:26 pm »

Orgasmatron

hooded claw · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:35:55 pm »

Thinking about it, Final Destination 2 as well

Drobs · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2004, 09:36:46 pm »

Eight legged freaks is one of the worst films ive ever seen.

Andy L · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:09:24 pm »

'Jack Frost 2' I think its called or 'revenge of Jack frost 2'. Whatever its called it was absolute shit about some killer snowman.

Redders · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:13:38 pm »

Driller Killer.....yes it IS as bad as the title suggests.

Hugh · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:13:47 pm »

Starship Troopers.

Bobby Fury · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:18:04 pm »

Plan 9 From Outer Space has got to be up there.

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:26:53 pm »

"Going off Big Time"

Tim-Cross · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:28:08 pm »

Worst I've seen was a late night thing on ITV, probably a B-made-for-TV-Movie called "Disaster at Silo 7" or something like that.

Was about a nuclear holocost, and the budget was about £4.50 (inflation adjusted naturally)

Can't remember much, just that one guy who was stood next to an atomic reactor when it blew up didn't die

Drobs · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:45:51 pm »

Quote from: Hugh on October 14, 2004, 10:13:47 pm

Starship Troopers.

A male saying that was bad? Surely Denise Richards made it watchable? Infact wasnt there the odd tit in that as well? (Other than that Casper bloke).

Sam · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:47:41 pm »

Quote from: Drobbo on October 14, 2004, 10:45:51 pm

A male saying that was bad? Surely Denise made it watchable? Infact wasnt there the odd tit in that as well? (Other than that Casper bloke).

Yep.

Alf · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:53:37 pm »

Dangerous minds.

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2004, 10:54:08 pm »

Spy Kids is a load of trash, how Sky gave it 4 stars i will never know!

Jimmy10Men · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:12:33 pm »

"Stop, or my mom will shoot!"

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:21:54 pm »

Best title - Slap her she's French!!!!!

Wholey · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:26:10 pm »

Thought X-Men was shit.

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:31:21 pm »

Quote from: Wholz on October 14, 2004, 11:26:10 pm

Thought X-Men was shit.

Seconded, one of my mates got mortally offended when I said that!

Wholey · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2004, 11:36:57 pm »

Also, if I'm being honest, I was disappointed with Ali.

alexnw · « **Reply #26 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:12:39 am »

Reign of Fire

Filler. · « **Reply #27 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:19:33 am »

Quote from: Redders on October 14, 2004, 10:13:38 pm

Driller Killer.....yes it IS as bad as the title suggests.

thats bloody magic! as is Starship Troopers and Plan 9 !

Independance Day and Striptease fight it out for me still, with 'ID' winning more often than not.

America's Sweetheart · « **Reply #28 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:42:19 am »

The Avengers
Supernova
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
You Got Served
Speed 2
Armageddon

And every movie where Jean-Claude Van Damme either a) plays two roles (as if one wasn't more than enough) or is wrongly convicted and condemned to an inhuman, usually "futuristic" prison.

Legal disclaimer: I have not see Gigli. And neither has anyone else I know.

rednewbie · « **Reply #29 on:** October 15, 2004, 02:36:42 am »

Showgirls....

the only thing that made that movie bearable was the occasional tiity close up

Litherland_Leon · « **Reply #30 on:** October 15, 2004, 08:05:04 am »

i thought the Krays with the Kemp brothers was absolutely dreadful.

Smiffy · « **Reply #31 on:** October 15, 2004, 08:44:59 am »

Its a tossup between 8 Mile and Scary Movie 3.

Although Plan 9 from Outer Space gets an honourable mention, its in the so bad its good category, ffs, the lead actor died during filming, Bella Lugosi, so they replaced him with a a guy who just held a cape over his face for the rest of the film, the character if i remember was a vampire from outer space.

Pheeny · « **Reply #32 on:** October 15, 2004, 08:50:21 am »

Any Star Wars film!

Paul Tomkins · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2004, 09:31:22 am »

Independence Day was pretty appalling.

It's a tough category, as there are so many crap straight-to-video films around.

Most things with Madonna in are a good place to start.

hooded claw · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2004, 09:40:01 am »

Quote from: Paul Tomkins on October 15, 2004, 09:31:22 am

Independence Day was pretty appalling.

It's a tough category, as there are so many crap straight-to-video films around.

Exactly. It's unfiar to compare a huge-budgeted blockbuster- which happens to be shite- to some shonky shoestring budget DTV crapfest.
I think it's down to the level of expectation when you pay for your ticket/pick up the case. For example, I chose Final Destination 2. Now-for what it is- it has some suspense, and the various deaths are certainly gruesomely inventive and memorable. But for me it's one of the worst films because my mate's late arrival meant that we missed our original choice that night, and -having promised my missus we'd sit in the gallery- i ended up shelling out £18 on a film I might possibly consider giving Blockbuster (for this was pre-Lovefilm) a meagre £3 for on a wet Tuesday evening...........
So if It had come on Sky one day and there was nothing else on, fair do's. But to hand over the best part of £20 for that clag..............

man in brown · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2004, 11:07:32 am »

Dogma - turgid nonsense
Titanic - apart from actual sinking(and that wasnt that great)...pure and utter shite
How to lose a guy in 10 dates......awful mcawful

but the worst Ive ever seen (girlfriend got it out on video)...cant remember name but its a white girl who learns to dance to hiphop or something......recent film.....not a violent man but i couldve hit the love of my life(though obviously never would) for making me waste an hour and half of my life on this shit......

hooded claw · « **Reply #36 on:** October 15, 2004, 11:08:25 am »

Quote from: man in brown on October 15, 2004, 11:07:32 am

Dogma - turgid nonsense
Titanic - apart from actual sinking(and that wasnt that great)...pure and utter shite
How to lose a guy in 10 dates......awful mcawful

but the worst Ive ever seen (girlfriend got it out on video)...cant remember name but its a white girl who learns to dance to hiphop or something......recent film.....not a violent man but i couldve hit the love of my life(though obviously never would) for making me waste an hour and half of my life on this shit......

Save The Last Dance- Julia Stiles?

Col · « **Reply #37 on:** October 15, 2004, 11:14:03 am »

Agree with whoever said showgirls was shite

man in brown · « **Reply #38 on:** October 15, 2004, 11:24:25 am »

Quote from: hooded claw on October 15, 2004, 11:08:25 am

Save The Last Dance- Julia Stiles?

thats the one.....christ almighty on a stick that was utter shite

and yes showgirls is pathetic.....only watch it for the five mins youre having a wank....then burn it.

Drobs · « **Reply #39 on:** October 15, 2004, 12:11:03 pm »

I cant stick that Julia Stiles and worse still she seems to be in everything lately! Buy a fecking clue people, the public cant watch a person play about 50 roles in a couple of years it doesnt sit.

Author Topic: worst movie ever made ? (Read 17536 times)

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