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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #680 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:01 pm »
ARF!
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #681 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:06 pm »
Sign Olise!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #682 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:08 pm »
Hahhahahah

Casimero assist

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #683 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:12 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #684 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:14 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #685 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:15 pm »
£60m is an absolute bargain for this lad. Get it done!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #686 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:15 pm »
Has Onana got a hole in him
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #687 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:25 pm »
Got to give the job to Southgate, could also give Moyes another chance.

Tuchel is favourite, I believe.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #688 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:26 pm »
ARFFFFFF

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #689 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:50 pm »
That was great!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #690 on: May 6, 2024, 09:26:59 pm »
All the Manc players are up for sale

2 problems

1) No one will buy any of them
2) None of them will leave anyway unless the Mancs pay their massive wages

What a way to run a football club
Great way to motivate them before a cup final as well

I have full confidence they will continue being a clown show regardless of owners

What a goal Olise

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #691 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:04 pm »
GD = -3  :lmao :lmao :lmao
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #692 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:10 pm »
How could we fail to beat this mound of steaming turd in three attempts this season.  They are utter turd.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #693 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:11 pm »
Pretty shit from Onana though. No surprise there.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #694 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:14 pm »
Onana is absolute comedy and Casemiro has a case for the worst signing in the history of the league

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #695 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:21 pm »
hahaha
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #696 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:33 pm »
Onana is hilarious.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #697 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:40 pm »
How more years left on Casemiro’s contract?! He can barely run at this point. :lmao
2 more seasons with an option for a third.

His legs fell off faster than Fabinho last year.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #698 on: May 6, 2024, 09:27:42 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #699 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:15 pm »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #700 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:20 pm »
How much have they paid for Onana? They might as well take him off and play with 11 outfield players...

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #701 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:21 pm »
Arf! :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #702 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:26 pm »
Onana is hilarious.

He can’t be a real GK. That’s essentially down middle.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #703 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:29 pm »
Game raising fuckers!  ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #704 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:33 pm »
 :)

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #705 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:50 pm »
Onana is basically a traffic cone.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #706 on: May 6, 2024, 09:28:51 pm »
My marmoset, to get things done,
You fell in Loch Ness with Major Tom.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #707 on: May 6, 2024, 09:29:05 pm »
That's a horrible tackle.
At the hole where he went in
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #708 on: May 6, 2024, 09:29:15 pm »
Is that shteve mclaren? Or a lookalike

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #709 on: May 6, 2024, 09:29:22 pm »
Clear red amrabat, totally out of control

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #710 on: May 6, 2024, 09:29:33 pm »
Has to be a red... Fully intentional that... Twat.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #711 on: May 6, 2024, 09:29:56 pm »
Is that shteve mclaren? Or a lookalike

He is part of his fellow Dutchman's crew.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #712 on: May 6, 2024, 09:30:00 pm »
Red all day long if you play for us
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #713 on: May 6, 2024, 09:30:13 pm »
How's that not a red?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #714 on: May 6, 2024, 09:30:14 pm »
That's a horrible tackle.
Absolutely no need given where it was on the pitch either
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #715 on: May 6, 2024, 09:30:40 pm »
Amrabat is another fucking donkey
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #716 on: May 6, 2024, 09:31:20 pm »
Mancs losing their heads now nasty fuckers
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #717 on: May 6, 2024, 09:31:24 pm »
Amrabat. A total disaster.

Who they now have to buy even though they know he’s shite :lmao
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #718 on: May 6, 2024, 09:32:45 pm »
Sir Jim Will Fix It!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 3rd - 6th May
« Reply #719 on: May 6, 2024, 09:33:09 pm »
Hard to tell who’s singing You’re facking shit in cockney accents there.