Author Topic: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April  (Read 22729 times)

Online Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 52,133
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #200 on: April 2, 2024, 08:51:01 pm »
That will wake up the revenge seeking beast now.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #201 on: April 2, 2024, 08:52:09 pm »
Throw the ball towards the ref, no yellow

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #202 on: April 2, 2024, 08:55:08 pm »
Everton hit the post.

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,624
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #203 on: April 2, 2024, 08:55:14 pm »
 unlucky Everton! Great effort.

Offline only6times

  • a night. Founder of the Breck Road Brasses mediation service. Owner of an out of control Fat Finger.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 12,168
bitter,not me.a granddad,but I'm not even 40

Offline jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,448
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #205 on: April 2, 2024, 08:55:24 pm »
They have hit both posts now.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline JRed

  • After a 2L bottle of strongbow I’d do anything!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,983
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #206 on: April 2, 2024, 08:56:03 pm »
Unluckeeeeee

Offline newterp

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 26,907
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #207 on: April 2, 2024, 08:56:11 pm »
as soon as VAR overturned - you knew the Boos would be recharged

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #208 on: April 2, 2024, 08:56:34 pm »
Isak misses a sitter

Offline jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,448
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #209 on: April 2, 2024, 08:56:39 pm »
Great kick out Pickford.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,624
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #210 on: April 2, 2024, 08:56:40 pm »
how does Isak not score :lmao

Offline SouthDerryLaggo

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,701
  • Enjoy these times
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #211 on: April 2, 2024, 08:57:19 pm »
how the fuck is this 1-0
YNWA

Offline newterp

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 26,907
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #212 on: April 2, 2024, 08:57:27 pm »
Isak misses a sitter
how does Isak not score :lmao
THE sitter.

that's embarrassing how casual he was

Offline jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,448
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #213 on: April 2, 2024, 09:00:58 pm »
Has Calvert-Lewin touched the ball yet?
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline San Diego Red

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 108
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #214 on: April 2, 2024, 09:02:13 pm »
Has Calvert-Lewin touched the ball yet?
think he headed it once from a corner

Offline Ciara (with a capital "C")

  • Not fussed on Krispy Kremes
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 10,180
  • Taylor Swift is fucking awesome. #FreeAdnan
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #215 on: April 2, 2024, 09:02:39 pm »
Are Newcastle going to fuck this up?

Offline Dazzer23

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,134
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #216 on: April 2, 2024, 09:02:44 pm »
Why does the commentator think we’re interested in when Ange has his hood up, and when he doesn’t.

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #217 on: April 2, 2024, 09:02:55 pm »
Everton well on top now

Offline whtwht

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 5,016
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #218 on: April 2, 2024, 09:02:58 pm »
The Ev knocking on the door
He'll win the league in the next 3 years. Quote me on that.
Quote me on this, but come next season he'll be great for us. Just needs to remove the walking headless chicken next to him

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,624
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #219 on: April 2, 2024, 09:03:09 pm »
Are Newcastle going to fuck this up?

they are trying their best

Offline Robinred

  • Wanted for burglary.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,908
  • Red since '64
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #220 on: April 2, 2024, 09:03:28 pm »
44 minutes - the clearest foul on Antonio that everyone thinks is a free kick - except John Brooks. Pathetically bad ref.
"The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology...as long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth." Mikhail Bakunin

Offline jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,448
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #221 on: April 2, 2024, 09:04:01 pm »
Newcastle cannot finish this game off.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline John C

  • RAWK Staff
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 42,507
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #222 on: April 2, 2024, 09:05:26 pm »
Newcastle cannot finish this game off.
I keep thinking about turning over but it's a good game isn't it :)

Offline A Red Abroad

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,684
  • We had dreams and songs to sing
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #223 on: April 2, 2024, 09:06:20 pm »
André Gomes has improved them a bit.
My marmoset, to get things done,
You fell in Loch Ness with Major Tom.

Offline jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,448
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #224 on: April 2, 2024, 09:07:07 pm »
I keep thinking about turning over but it's a good game isn't it :)

A bit more end to end now. 😄
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,624
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #225 on: April 2, 2024, 09:07:17 pm »
awful from Calvert Lewin, Gomes was right there to pass too.

Online Garlicbread

  • Veet lurk brurred.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,883
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #226 on: April 2, 2024, 09:08:49 pm »
WTF is Dummett still there?

Offline newterp

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 26,907
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #227 on: April 2, 2024, 09:09:01 pm »
André Gomes has improved them a bit.

He once bossed a Liverpool midfield (they lost the game I recall too)

Offline Terry de Niro

  • Cellar dweller fella, ya know
  • RAWK Scribe
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 53,916
  • Are you talkin' to me or chewin' a brick?
    • Terry O'Shea @184tosh
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #228 on: April 2, 2024, 09:12:03 pm »
He once bossed a Liverpool midfield (they lost the game I recall too)
Winning without winning.

Offline Gods_Left_Boot

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,270
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #229 on: April 2, 2024, 09:12:46 pm »
One of the dirtiest challenges you'll ever see from Tarkowski there. Raked down his achilles, absolutely deliberate, yards away from the ball. Was a blatant red card.
September 12, 2012:Truth today, justice tomorrow.

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes
Those who've campaigned for the truth on Hillsborough were once a suppressed minority. Now the minority are those left clinging to the lies.

My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Napoleon had that idea. He wanted to conquer the bloody world.

Offline Robinred

  • Wanted for burglary.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,908
  • Red since '64
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #230 on: April 2, 2024, 09:12:55 pm »
I want Everton relegated for many reasons - but not least because I detest that utter thug Tarkowski - one of a rare number of current players who relish injuring fellow pros.
"The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology...as long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth." Mikhail Bakunin

Offline Irishred1

  • Anny Roader
  • ****
  • Posts: 345
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #231 on: April 2, 2024, 09:13:37 pm »
Murphy walking around like he is doing that stupid chicken walk Richarlison does after Tarcocksi hacked him down

Offline Fromola

  • For the love of god please shut the fuck up. Lomola... “The sky is falling and I’m off to tell the King!...” Places stock in the wrong opinions. Miserable F*cker! Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 32,033
  • Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #232 on: April 2, 2024, 09:13:37 pm »
I want Everton relegated for many reasons - but not least because I detest that utter thug Tarkowski - one of a rare number of current players who relish injuring fellow pros.

Such an Everton defender him.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

Offline FiSh77

  • LoAves0. Is completely hooked on RAWK. Dead ringer for Amos Taylor. Burns, baby, burns.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,969
  • We all live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #233 on: April 2, 2024, 09:13:59 pm »
He once bossed a Liverpool midfield (they lost the game I recall too)

Can't say I remember it, any gifs to help me remember?

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #234 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:00 pm »
Gonna be a pen to Everton

Offline Dim Glas

  • Die Nullfünfer.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 39,624
  • Michael Sheen is the actual Prince of 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #235 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:05 pm »
hahaha Dummett there

that’s a penalty.

Offline Claire.

  • RAWK Staff.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 21,968
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #236 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:22 pm »
Fuckin ell, wtf was he doing there 😂😂

Offline DelTrotter

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 13,038
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #237 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:48 pm »
What a joke, they're never given apart from for Man City, we got mugged at Luton with far worse when Virgil was mauled

Online smicer07

  • Negative, miserable sod!
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 36,135
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #238 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:50 pm »
Salah would never be given that but it's a pen. Stupidity

Offline Fitzy.

  • I before E, except in Dalglish. Thumbs down for thumbs up! Premature ejaculator in the post-match whopper circle jerk. Might be the Rupert Pupkin to Neil Atkinson's Jerry Langford. Wants to know who did this, but may never find out.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 22,166
  • Indefatigability
Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 4th April
« Reply #239 on: April 2, 2024, 09:14:54 pm »
Gonna be a pen