Topic: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November

[jillcwhomever]

Not bad for 18 is he

Let's judge him against some actual footballers first.

[ScouserAtHeart]

Same ever single season. They've even finished above us 2 of the last 3 seasons and hardly ever actually play well.

I think ever since Fergie left we've finished ahead of each other an equal number of times. We've won a lot more trophies obviously

[Wabaloolah]

I mean they are 4 points behind

and with a favourable set of fixtures too, they've got battered every time they've come up against a half decent side

[Schmidt]

All this talk of United in crisis, but we're six points off the top without getting out of second gear yet. A title charge is absolutely not off the cards for the second half of the season

Yes that's it, begin to believe, it makes the inevitable failure to get close all the more hilarious.

[ScouserAtHeart]

Onana is horrendous

[jillcwhomever]

This is the worst united team I think I can remember.

They can’t pass wind.  They’ve had really easy fixtures too.

And generous help from match officials.

[Zimagic]

Everton 47 % possession, 12 shots, 4 on target ,0 goals.
ManU 53% possession, 5 shots, 2 on target, 2 goals.

[Stockholm Syndrome]

When are united going to play someone decent? Feels like they've played nothing but garbage for months now.

The next month they have Newcastle away, Chelsea at home, Us away, West Ham away. Even the easy game includes Notts Forest away which is a banana peel.

The Christmas period looks pretty brutal for them

[Bennett]

Signing Ashley Young at 38 is up there with one of the funniest things the Ev have done in the last couple of decades

[koptommy93]

I mean they are 4 points behind

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Oh, my bad.

[1892tillforever]

Yes that's it, begin to believe, it makes the inevitable failure to get close all the more hilarious.

It was inevitable. They will get absolutely pummelled at Saudi FC next week. They're the worst team I've seen my life to get close to 2ppg for this period of time in a season.

[jillcwhomever]

Yes that's it, begin to believe, it makes the inevitable failure to get close all the more hilarious.

Red Cafe will be gushing after this. They actually think we're not that good!!

[Wabaloolah]

Yes that's it, begin to believe, it makes the inevitable failure to get close all the more hilarious.

what delusional twat came out with that?

[Phineus]

Yes that's it, begin to believe, it makes the inevitable failure to get close all the more hilarious.

Beautiful.

[Schmidt]

what delusional twat came out with that?

Some prick texting into the beeb.

[red mongoose]

Garnacho is some Muppet, isn't he? Fuck's sake.

[tray fenny]

Why do they think the PL is corrupt ?

Some or them believe theyre victims

[koptommy93]

No way those are Garnacho's real teeth.

[DaveLFC]

Garnacho Phil Neville’s love child?

[Zlen]

No way those are Garnacho's real teeth.

Look like cheap dentures he found in a bin.

[Wabaloolah]

Some prick texting into the beeb.

surprised they can text with cloven hooves

[Elzar]

Garnacho looks like Phil Foden and Clare Balding had a child

[Bread]

Can't for the life of me work out who takes the LW position in the most punchable XI, Anthony Gordon used to be a shoe in but there's just something about Garnacho...

[TepidT2O]

[Wabaloolah]

No way those are Garnacho's real teeth.

you'd certainly hope not but the fact he paid money for them is outrageous

[StL-Dono]

One more goal and they can get their GD up to zero for the season. Title challengers without doubt. 

[S]

Fuck sake. Alright, well at this stage they may as well score a few more.

[swoopy]

Fume

[Chakan]

[ScouserAtHeart]

Martial 0-3

[DelTrotter]

Hahahahah get in

[FiSh77]

Arf!

[Claire.]

🤭

[red mongoose]

"That is nifty. That is neat."

Twat.

[Pistolero]

Love it....fookin love it 😂

[Enders]

Game over Neville says.

As if it wasn't already after the 2nd minute

[Wabaloolah]

Wow, even Martial scored against them

[StevoHimself]

Oh dear lol

[koptommy93]

So tedious that everyone has to get their phone out to film celebrations now. Fucking hate it.

[Wabaloolah]

Garnacho Phil Neville’s love child?