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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #160 on: November 25, 2023, 06:17:49 pm »
"You aren't top of the league, say you aren't top of the league"

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #161 on: November 25, 2023, 06:21:28 pm »
Christ, Brentford's goalkeeper is Karius-esque.

I saw him one game early on in the season and thought he looked alright but he does look really crap. He's not even young and learning the trade or anything he's 30 years old.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #162 on: November 25, 2023, 06:22:11 pm »
Karius' second mistake in the 2018 Champions League Final is the lesser one because I'd actually seen keepers do that before.

That Ramsdale throw...I don't think I've seen that before.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #163 on: November 25, 2023, 06:23:01 pm »
If I was Arsenal I’d be asking what happened to the Rashford offside rule as their goal was surely not “sufficiently” offside.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #164 on: November 25, 2023, 06:24:52 pm »
If I was Arsenal I’d be asking what happened to the Rashford offside rule as their goal was surely not “sufficiently” offside.

That only applies to Man Utd. Darwins first offside v these was even tighter
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #165 on: November 25, 2023, 06:26:10 pm »
If I was Arsenal I’d be asking what happened to the Rashford offside rule as their goal was surely not “sufficiently” offside.

I genuinely think the biggest issue with VAR is the amount of offsides that are on or off by mere centimetres. Virtually every "super tight" one that gets disallowed I'd have called onside without the lines, and I suspect that would be the case for most people.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #166 on: November 25, 2023, 06:26:24 pm »
Remember that video of the goalie in Germany a few years back who was just standing having a drink in his goal when the opposition scored?

It was this fella playing for Brentford  ;D

Video below for anyone who's not seen it

https://youtu.be/3GMig6o3bMs?si=fOvvihTkPKm1HB1a&t=9
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #167 on: November 25, 2023, 06:29:51 pm »
Remember that video of the goalie in Germany a few years back who was just standing having a drink in his goal when the opposition scored?

It was this fella playing for Brentford  ;D

Video below for anyone who's not seen it

https://youtu.be/3GMig6o3bMs?si=fOvvihTkPKm1HB1a&t=9

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #168 on: November 25, 2023, 06:33:04 pm »
:lmao

Hahahaha, I keep watching it over and over again. I think my favourite part is the commentator's second WHERE IS THE GOALKEEPER?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #169 on: November 25, 2023, 06:48:18 pm »
Fuck me this commentary team of "Fletch' and 'Lucy' are unbearable....literally won't shut the fuck up....
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #170 on: November 25, 2023, 07:03:55 pm »
Arsenal’s attacking play this season is a bit meh. 

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #171 on: November 25, 2023, 07:05:25 pm »
Arsenal’s attacking play this season is a bit meh.

Playing so slow. Honestly think they’re missing Xhaka in middle, he could ping it about quite well.

Maupay though. How’s he a professional footballer …

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #172 on: November 25, 2023, 07:07:30 pm »
Haha that 2nd attempt from Maupay, bloody hell.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #173 on: November 25, 2023, 07:07:47 pm »
Maupay is like an anti-striker.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #174 on: November 25, 2023, 07:08:01 pm »
Fuckin hell maupay is shite
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #175 on: November 25, 2023, 07:08:20 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #176 on: November 25, 2023, 07:08:45 pm »
Maupay is like an anti-striker.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #177 on: November 25, 2023, 07:09:26 pm »
Dreadful second half this, stinks of the first game back after the international nonsense

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #178 on: November 25, 2023, 07:11:33 pm »
I don't think any game will be full of quality coming off the internationals.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #179 on: November 25, 2023, 07:11:37 pm »
"If I have to score a goal, I have already made a mistake" - Neal Maupay

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #180 on: November 25, 2023, 07:15:18 pm »
I don't think any game will be full of quality coming off the internationals.

Particularly the Saturday. It's a good leveller if you've not got many internationals.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #181 on: November 25, 2023, 07:15:33 pm »
Just maybe, PGMOL have made Arteta their bete noir, replacing Jurgen, after his outburst. Arse are not getting any tight decisions that’s for sure.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #182 on: November 25, 2023, 07:18:31 pm »
Oh Brentford.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #183 on: November 25, 2023, 07:18:44 pm »
Of course it was going to be fucking Havertz :no

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #184 on: November 25, 2023, 07:19:24 pm »
That’s annoying.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #185 on: November 25, 2023, 07:19:55 pm »
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #186 on: November 25, 2023, 07:20:00 pm »
Arsenal are really fucking lucky this season
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #187 on: November 25, 2023, 07:20:09 pm »
Brentford toothless

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #188 on: November 25, 2023, 07:20:22 pm »
They've won the league.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #189 on: November 25, 2023, 07:21:01 pm »
FFS why can these teams not just defend to the end of the game?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #190 on: November 25, 2023, 07:21:26 pm »
FFS why can these teams not just defend to the end of the game?

Cos they're not very good. Everton beat them

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #191 on: November 25, 2023, 07:21:46 pm »
Hate these last-minute winners too. Just gives them so much confidence
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #192 on: November 25, 2023, 07:21:47 pm »
FFS why can these teams not just defend to the end of the game?

Why are you panicking. Perhaps it might be due to the endless injuries they have had this season.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #193 on: November 25, 2023, 07:21:57 pm »
Does Rice just get man of the match for being English?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #194 on: November 25, 2023, 07:22:43 pm »
Only 4 added is quite bizarre

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #195 on: November 25, 2023, 07:22:49 pm »
Does Rice just get man of the match for being English?

Think so, because I had Saliba down for that at a canter

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #196 on: November 25, 2023, 07:23:05 pm »
Only 4 added is quite bizarre

They make it up

Been loads of subs too
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #197 on: November 25, 2023, 07:23:09 pm »
Does Rice just get man of the match for being English?

Yes.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #198 on: November 25, 2023, 07:23:19 pm »
Arsenal are really fucking lucky this season

They had started to really crank the pressure up the few minutes before the goal, but it's not been a great performance. Arsenal are a really unimaginative team. Mostly ponderous and boring.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 25th - 27th November
« Reply #199 on: November 25, 2023, 07:23:35 pm »
Imagine conceding a header to Kai fucking Havertz. I'd commit seppuku after the game if I was a defender.
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