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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #240 on: November 4, 2023, 02:17:42 pm »
Hasn't he just come back from an injury?

He got a goal in midweek but this was his very first league start. Fingers crossed it's not as bad as he fears.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #241 on: November 4, 2023, 02:18:19 pm »
He's bad but he's not league one bad.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #242 on: November 4, 2023, 02:18:36 pm »
How tf is Martial still playing for them? aha

Big, crazy contract.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #243 on: November 4, 2023, 02:18:36 pm »
This one’s set up for an Onana 92nd minute clanger

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #244 on: November 4, 2023, 02:20:02 pm »
Did Dalot just point at the ball 😂
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #245 on: November 4, 2023, 02:20:02 pm »
you'd have got a better game if you dressed a load of hamsters up and released the nuts onto the pitch.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #246 on: November 4, 2023, 02:20:02 pm »
Harry Wilson banger, come on.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #247 on: November 4, 2023, 02:21:05 pm »
"Onana has that wonderful shot stopping ability"  ;D he does?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #248 on: November 4, 2023, 02:21:25 pm »
And that sums it all up.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #249 on: November 4, 2023, 02:21:36 pm »
a free kick that fits perfectly with the abysmal quality of this game.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #250 on: November 4, 2023, 02:21:45 pm »
Whys he hitting it with that pace from there
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #251 on: November 4, 2023, 02:22:46 pm »
Jammy c*nts but at least he stays now

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #252 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:02 pm »
Scrawny win coming up.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #253 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:06 pm »
Why didn't they just clear it?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #254 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:10 pm »
The rat aswell

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #255 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:21 pm »
Fulham made such a mess of that.
Sit down, shock is better taken with bent knees.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #256 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:22 pm »
Jammy c*nts but at least he stays now

It's the big picture that you want to see. I think we might have a chance of sticking a few past them..
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #257 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:23 pm »
Fulham absolutely shit the bed there.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #258 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:29 pm »
Jesus Fulham what the utter fuck was that defending??

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #259 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:38 pm »
Those dickheads kicking it into their asses.  :butt

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #260 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:39 pm »
Fucking defending was dogshit
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #261 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:40 pm »
He survives another week, will do.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #262 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:52 pm »
Keeper should have saved that.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #263 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:56 pm »
Fucking state of that from Fulham

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #264 on: November 4, 2023, 02:23:59 pm »
Put your fucking foot through the ball you fucking morons
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #265 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:00 pm »
It’s actually a good thing for them to win today, will keep 5 hags in the job longer

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #266 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:02 pm »
magnificent win.  overpowered the opposition all game. skilled all over the pitch.  winning mentality.

have I missed anything out?

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #267 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:11 pm »
Fulham absolutely shit the bed there.

You can take the manager out of Everton but you can't take Everton out of the manager.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #268 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:12 pm »
Takes a abit of pressure of 7hag... get in!

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #269 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:15 pm »
Another corner turned 🫡

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #270 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:19 pm »
Absolutely shambles that defending. 3 attempted to get it away and fucked it up each time.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #271 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:31 pm »
turned a corner with this win for sure!

hopefully they give ten hag a long contract extension. famous victory over fulham,

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #272 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:31 pm »
Jammy c*nts but at least he stays now

Silver linings and all that. It took about 15 lucky bounces to get the pricks over the line.
At the hole where he went in
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #273 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:35 pm »
:lmao spawny c*nts.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #274 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:37 pm »
Fulham made such a mess of that.


Hojlund also messed up his attempt to control it, but handily for United a heavy touch ended up being a pass.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #275 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:40 pm »
Had about 5 chances to clear it then and ballsed it up every time

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #276 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:52 pm »
Is this the first time we have heard the United fans?
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #277 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:53 pm »
Spawny c*nts.

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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #278 on: November 4, 2023, 02:24:56 pm »
Marco Silva stealing a living.

Not sure I've seen any team in the league worse than Fulham. Not seen them before today, but how the fuck are they midtable? They've been absolute dogshit.
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Re: Premier League fixtures 4th-6th November
« Reply #279 on: November 4, 2023, 02:25:09 pm »
Corner turned chapter 100....