Topic: UK General Election - CLACTON

[Gerry Attrick]

Losing vital wages for the summer months. Unlucky.

Quite poetic that Sunak will get to hammer the nail in the coffin of some people that were planning to stab him in the back to save themselves. Proper power move.

[RedDeadRejection]

Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

There's a lot of money that goes into the blue half making you have that sense of apathy.  Don't fall for it

[Red Beret]

Can't even call an election without fucking it up. He could have made this announcement yesterday when the weather was decent. Did he have no advisers checking the forecast?

[Elmo!]

The man with a plan can't plan for the rain.

[Felch Aid]

Bet Rishi has already line up posters with Corbyn and Starmer "This man wanted the right honourable member for Islington as your prime ministerje can't be trusted"

[WhereAngelsPlay]

No1 - They're c*nts
No2 - They're c*nts
No3 - They're c*nts

[Elmo!]

SNP will be shiteing it, would have wanted more time for Swinney to make his mark,

[RedDeadRejection]

Klopp in!!!!

[west_london_red]

Can't even call an election without fucking it up. He could have made this announcement yesterday when the weather was decent. Did he have no advisers checking the forecast?

I did something quite impressive this morning, I woke up, had a wash, got dressed, I checked the weather and decided to wear a coat because it was going to rain today.

[gemofabird]

Of course it’ll make a difference, just not to you, as you’re from Donegal.

Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.

[Anthony]

No1 - They're c*nts
No2 - They're c*nts
No3 - They're c*nts

I know we're reviewing our chants post Jurgen but that doesn't quite scan...

[rob1966]

Drowned rat

[Dr. Beaker]

Can't believe they didn't send out some dweeb with a brolly.

[Red Beret]

44 days to go.

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

https://www.gov.uk/how-to-vote/photo-id-youll-need

Don't care who you vote for but vote.

Six week campaign. That's almost as long as 1997. I think that was around 7 weeks?

Just checked. Major called that election on 17 March 1997 and Parliament was dissolved 8 April. Election was 1 May. So exactly the same, 44 days.

[rob1966]

Can't believe they didn't send out some dweeb with a brolly.

Hopefully they tried and the dweeb said "fuck that"

[west_london_red]

Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.

Don’t anyone tell her that our greatest player is Knighted…

[glewis93]

Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.

Yeah, those knighted people can never be trusted can they?

What's the stand opposite the Main Stand called again?

[Red Beret]

IMO 1997 was a different era, nearly 30 years ago. If the electorate were smart enough to vote the Tories out in 2015, we may have had a chance but imo there’s been too much of a shift since COVID to get the economy under any sort of control in the next 5 years. It will be a volatile thing. So my hope is they bring about change in other areas but I don’t expect them to fix the economy. Too big a job. Don’t think it’s a propagating a lie per se.

We don't know what will happen with the economy under a Labour government.

We only know what will happen with the economy under a Tory government.

Labour needs to improve the economy if it wants to deliver any of its agenda for the country.

So stop putting them down before they've even had a chance.

[WhereAngelsPlay]

I know we're reviewing our chants post Jurgen but that doesn't quite scan...

Now read it in the key of Carras chant.

[Cusamano]

Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

Agreed

Tory c*nts need to go but this current labour party are grim

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Can't believe they didn't send out some dweeb with a brolly.

They tried, secret service assassinated him.

[Red Beret]

Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.

Fine then. Then you clearly don't need to be in this discussion thread anymore. I'm sure you can see yourself out.

[RedDeadRejection]

Agreed

Tory c*nts need to go but this current labour party are grim

Its the right direction though. This can't continue.

[Elmo!]

Just occurred for the election school holidays will already have started in Scotland but not in England.

[Felch Aid]

No room for tax cuts, no interest rate cut and inflation might creep back up in June. No more "good news" is perhaps the reason to go for an election

[Crosby Nick]

Brian Cox better get royalties here!

Both of them!

[JP!]

Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

Yeh it will only prevent a slide to fascism, nowt big or anything.

[Yorkykopite]

Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference

Wow, sounds like you've had a nice time of it over the last few years! But don't kid yourself, you'll probably be paying more taxes when Labour gets into power.

[cornishscouser92]

The lectern falling over is the only thing that could've made that election launch more ridiculous.

[BigCDump]

Why the surprise early call for elections? One completely wild conspiracy theory: Corbyn might have finally decided to stand independently, or with Galloway, and neither party wants to give him time to prepare.

[Mutton Geoff]

Drowned rat

Should have used Travis for the soundtrack

[Yosser0_0]

Can't even call an election without fucking it up. He could have made this announcement yesterday when the weather was decent. Did he have no advisers checking the forecast?

They've all had enough of listening to experts, probably looked at the Trusscast.

[Elmo!]

Why the surprise early call for elections? One completely wild conspiracy theory: Corbyn might have finally decided to stand independently, or with Galloway, and neither party wants to give him time to prepare.

 

[Mutton Geoff]

Yeah, those knighted people can never be trusted can they?

What's the stand opposite the Main Stand called again?

Brilliant if not just a little cruel:

[TepidT2O]

The contrast between the speeches was extraordinary.

One was chaotic, totally disorganised and a disaster, the other was well staged, sensible and punchy.

[TSC]

Why the surprise early call for elections?

Maybe because the extent of ‘no confidence’ letters going in left Sunak with a ‘fuck this’ attitude.  Mad scramble now for private sector jobs for those tories that haven’t secured any yet and who can’t afford to retire

[hide5seek]

They'll have  something up their sleeve.
Tory scum don't give up without some  sort of fight.

We  need to tactically vote to get the feckers  out.

[Yosser0_0]

Drowned rat

Pretty sure Larry wasn't soft enough to be out in that today.

[cornishscouser92]

[Nick110581]

The British public voting for Brexit will never cease to amaze me but they are all the same c*nts moaning how bad it is now.