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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10120 on: May 9, 2024, 04:11:58 pm »
no wonder they are bemused :)

The news was met with bemusement by some staff, who view as shortsighted Ratcliffe’s ­explanation for changing their ­working practices. It has also become a humorous topic because there is not enough space in Manchester and at the club’s London premises to accommodate all staff owing to some being used for ­hospitality and other activities.

A working group has been set up to implement Ratcliffe’s policy. Other challenges to be addressed include dealing with employees who live far from Manchester and London and the fact that some staff are on ­flexible contracts and do not have to work from club offices under their terms.

Would love to see all the employees show up then ask where the hell they're supposed to work.

Oh, these sour times.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10121 on: May 9, 2024, 04:36:59 pm »
Don't get me coming in here all excited Southgate might actually be considered.
deep breaths, lad.  deep breaths.  think about yer granny.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10122 on: May 9, 2024, 04:38:56 pm »
Mainoo nominated for young player of the season ;D
So desperate to keep them relevant.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10123 on: May 9, 2024, 04:41:17 pm »
Mainoo nominated for young player of the season ;D
So desperate to keep them relevant.
I don't need to look to know that Harvey didn't get a mention.  despite his stats being off the charts.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10124 on: May 9, 2024, 04:41:46 pm »
My nightmare appointment for them would be Ancelotti.

He'll be booted out of the interview as soon as he tells Brexit Jim he wants to get them back into Europe

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« Reply #10125 on: May 9, 2024, 04:56:02 pm »
I don't need to look to know that Harvey didn't get a mention.  despite his stats being off the charts.

The award is a joke anyway. Mainly just a bunch of 22-24 year olds who have been playing senior football for over five years, including some that are also nominated for POTY and some that have transferred for over £50 million.

Why they don't make it a breakout award instead I'll never know.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10126 on: May 9, 2024, 05:00:07 pm »
He'll be booted out of the interview as soon as he tells Brexit Jim he wants to get them back into Europe
Or that whe wants the scounting videos emailed to him so he can watch from home.
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« Reply #10127 on: May 9, 2024, 05:06:51 pm »
The award is a joke anyway. Mainly just a bunch of 22-24 year olds who have been playing senior football for over five years, including some that are also nominated for POTY and some that have transferred for over £50 million.

Why they don't make it a breakout award instead I'll never know.

Has Raheem Sterling won it again. He normally does, about 8 years into his first team career.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10128 on: May 9, 2024, 05:19:41 pm »
he's such a bastard. 

next he'll be insisting the players play football on the pitch, not just on their computer monitors.

He probably has money invested in office property and is worried in case this idea of working from home impacts his billions.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10129 on: May 9, 2024, 05:22:46 pm »
Has Raheem Sterling won it again. He normally does, about 8 years into his first team career.
I think James Milner's kids were in secondary school when he won it.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10130 on: May 9, 2024, 05:27:13 pm »
I think James Milner's kids were in secondary school when he won it.
as long as it wasn't Millie himself in school  :)

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10131 on: May 9, 2024, 05:44:22 pm »
I don't need to look to know that Harvey didn't get a mention.  despite his stats being off the charts.
Beatings will continue until morale improves...

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10132 on: May 9, 2024, 05:45:43 pm »
I don't need to look to know that Harvey didn't get a mention.  despite his stats being off the charts.

To be fair neither did Branthwaite who has been excellent for the Bitters.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10133 on: May 9, 2024, 05:47:33 pm »


That's actually embarrassing for them. Like he's played 2 decent games for them.
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10134 on: May 9, 2024, 05:59:17 pm »
deep breaths, lad.  deep breaths.  think about yer granny.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10135 on: May 9, 2024, 06:03:22 pm »
;D
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« Reply #10136 on: May 9, 2024, 06:05:54 pm »
That's actually embarrassing for them. Like he's played 2 decent games for them.
Just to point out:
2 from the team in first (both 23)
2 from the team in second (a 22 year old and a 23 year old)
1 from the team in fifth (21)
1 from the team in sixth (24)
1 from the team in seventh (22)
1 from the team in eight (19)

Players from the team in third 24 or younger who could have been in for a shout

Darwin Nunez (24)
Szoboszlai (23)
Elliott (21)
Konate (24)
Gravenberch (21)

Players from the team in fourth 24 or younger who could have been in for a shout

Zaniolo (24)
Rogers (21)
Diaby (24)
Duran (21)




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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10138 on: May 9, 2024, 06:10:12 pm »
For a defender in first season in the Premier League to come into a side challenging for trophies and getting into the Champions League, Quansah is severely underrated.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10139 on: May 9, 2024, 06:15:02 pm »
Mainoo :lmao

Hilarious he's been called up to the England squad already. Partly why Southgate would be a perfect fit for them.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10140 on: May 9, 2024, 06:17:30 pm »
Hilarious he's been called up to the England squad already. Partly why Southgate would be a perfect fit for them.

I want him to win it over Foden and Haaland for the hilarity.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10141 on: May 9, 2024, 06:21:56 pm »
Mainoo :lmao
To be fair to him I reckon he has more right to be there than the rest, at least he is till a teenager. 24 year old Isak in his prime years being classed as young is a joke.
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« Reply #10142 on: May 9, 2024, 07:23:21 pm »
Apparently Antony called ETH a bald egghead in a players' group chat and it's been anonymously been shared with him by another player ;D

This is the kind of thing needs discussing in here hahaha.

And apparently Mason Mount is the snitch!

I shit you not, that's the story floating around hahaha.

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« Reply #10143 on: May 9, 2024, 07:24:42 pm »
This is the kind of thing needs discussing in here hahaha.

And apparently Mason Mount is the snitch!


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« Reply #10144 on: May 9, 2024, 07:32:44 pm »
His first assist!

that can't be true? I read in here that Red Cafe has him valued at 60 million?  :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10145 on: May 9, 2024, 07:36:27 pm »
This is going to get even funnier, I can tell.
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« Reply #10146 on: May 9, 2024, 07:52:09 pm »
That's actually embarrassing for them. Like he's played 2 decent games for them.
At least he's actually young. That is such a weird group.
Isak turns 25 soon, Haaland 24.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10147 on: May 9, 2024, 08:11:22 pm »
For a defender in first season in the Premier League to come into a side challenging for trophies and getting into the Champions League, Quansah is severely underrated.

And Harvey Elliott is younger than Jarell..  :o  :wave
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10148 on: May 9, 2024, 08:22:45 pm »
You won't be saying that when we smash City in the cup final in a few weeks.
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« Reply #10149 on: May 9, 2024, 08:23:42 pm »
At least he's actually young. That is such a weird group.
Isak turns 25 soon, Haaland 24.

Why was Ben Foster snubbed?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10151 on: May 9, 2024, 08:46:45 pm »
At least he's actually young. That is such a weird group.
Isak turns 25 soon, Haaland 24.

Haaland with just the 250 apperances and 200 goals in club football before the start of this season.
Isak and Foden had over 200 appearances as well, as did Saka if you include internationals.


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« Reply #10152 on: May 9, 2024, 10:43:01 pm »
Yeah. A better award would be player with their full first season in first team football. Mainoo still eligible for it this year.
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« Reply #10153 on: May 9, 2024, 11:03:17 pm »
Yeah. A better award would be player with their full first season in first team football. Mainoo still eligible for it this year.
Think God won it 2 years running but he was still around 20 at the time. They should either restrict it to U21s or less than 50 PL appearances.
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« Reply #10154 on: May 10, 2024, 12:20:50 am »
This is the kind of thing needs discussing in here hahaha.

And apparently Mason Mount is the snitch!

I shit you not, that's the story floating around hahaha.

I can totally imagine Mount as a teacher's pet type. Looks a right smug little snide.

His first assist!

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« Reply #10155 on: May 10, 2024, 07:25:02 am »
I can totally imagine Mount as a teacher's pet type. Looks a right smug little snide.



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« Reply #10157 on: May 10, 2024, 08:14:01 am »
He used to bring in an apple a McDonald’s Apple Pie every morning for Lampard when he was Chelsea boss.

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« Reply #10158 on: May 10, 2024, 09:05:26 am »

It's nailed on for Palmer but, as usual, the criteria for being a "young player" is a bit warped.  A 23-year old with more than 200 senior goals and a 24-year old with more than 100 senior goals - both with £60m+ transfers behind them :butt

I've no real problem with Mainoo being there as it was his breakthrough season but he should be alongside players like these instead of hugely established senior players:
Branthwaite
Quansah
Rico Lewis
Mengi
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McAtee
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« Reply #10159 on: May 10, 2024, 09:50:02 am »
Think God won it 2 years running but he was still around 20 at the time. They should either restrict it to U21s or less than 50 PL appearances.

It's like when you have under 21 tournaments and you've got 22 and 23 year old players playing in it.

Young player of the year should be, like the under 21 tournament, for players who are actually under 21.
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