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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10560 on: May 24, 2024, 01:02:58 am »
United are doing fine, the second richest club in the world closely behind Madrid and well ahead of Barca. Long may it continue! It may sound bold, but they will make top 6 next year, mark my words!
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10561 on: May 24, 2024, 01:05:28 am »
United are doing fine, the second richest club in the world closely behind Madrid and well ahead of Barca. Long may it continue! It may sound bold, but they will make top 6 next year, mark my words!

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10562 on: May 24, 2024, 03:34:20 am »


McKenna would be the only decent appointment there long-term.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10563 on: May 24, 2024, 04:21:11 am »


Why not get all of them? And then make a TV show out of what happens?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10564 on: May 24, 2024, 04:56:07 am »
Why not get all of them? And then make a TV show out of what happens?

Make it an Apprentice style competition to get the job with Sir Jim’ll Brexit in the Alan Sugar role.

I’d watch that. It would be hilarious.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10565 on: May 24, 2024, 02:40:03 pm »
Guardian reporting Ten Hag to be sacked
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10566 on: May 24, 2024, 02:40:42 pm »
Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

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Manchester United have decided to sack Erik ten Hag after the FA Cup final against Manchester City.

Ten Hag, who joined the club two years ago, is set to depart after enduring a fraught campaign. United finished eighth in the Premier League, their lowest league finish since 1990, and their hopes of qualifying for Europe rest on them beating City at Wembley on Saturday.

A well-placed source said that even winning the Cup would not save Ten Hag. The decision to change manager will be the most significant move made by Sir Jim Ratcliffe and his allies since Ineos took a minority stake and control of football operations.

United have identified Thomas Tuchel, Mauricio Pochettino, Kieran McKenna, Graham Potter and Thomas Frank as potential replacements. Ten Hag won the League Cup and finished third last season but he has been unable to build on his early work and many of his signings have not worked out.

United declined to comment after being approached by the Guardian.

Source: Guardian

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10567 on: May 24, 2024, 02:40:43 pm »
Guardian reporting Ten Hag to be sacked
>:(

Are they at least giving him the FA Cup final?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10568 on: May 24, 2024, 02:42:04 pm »
>:(

Are they at least giving him the FA Cup final?
Yeah, but gone afterwards, regardless of outcome.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10569 on: May 24, 2024, 02:47:02 pm »
They are a mess.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10570 on: May 24, 2024, 02:50:15 pm »
One of the worst managers in the history of the league, it's a shame but judging by their shortlist we'll have plenty of laughs with the next guy too.

Sums up how horrific a club they are doing all this a day or two before a cup final though. Horrid club.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10571 on: May 24, 2024, 02:50:55 pm »
Tuchel the frontrunner.

Sir Jim and Tuchel will have everyone associated with their club hating their very existence next season.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10572 on: May 24, 2024, 02:51:13 pm »
Farewell sweet Prince :(
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10573 on: May 24, 2024, 02:51:31 pm »
Rooney is talking a good game, surely time to give him a chance to show what he gleaned from his time at Derby?

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10574 on: May 24, 2024, 02:51:47 pm »
One of the worst managers in the history of the league, it's a shame but judging by their shortlist we'll have plenty of laughs with the next guy too.

Sums up how horrific a club they are doing all this a day or two before a cup final though. Horrid club.

They've got form for it. Didn't they sack Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal the day after he won them the FA cup? Classless club.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10575 on: May 24, 2024, 02:54:16 pm »
They've got form for it. Didn't they sack Aloysius Paulus Maria "Louis" van Gaal the day after he won them the FA cup? Classless club.

They did. One of their only managers I ever really liked too. He was a laugh. And he clipped Giggseh which helps

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10576 on: May 24, 2024, 02:59:04 pm »
Goodnight sweet prince. Don't cry that it's over, smile that it happened at all.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10577 on: May 24, 2024, 03:04:01 pm »
Goodnight sweet prince. Don't cry that it's over, smile that it happened at all.

I suspect he will be laughing all the way to the bank after managing to con them into employing him that long.

I wonder how it plays our for the motivation of the team. Will anyone show up for the training session today? Maybe fernadez doesn't show up match day as he knows he will be humiliated.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10578 on: May 24, 2024, 03:06:02 pm »
One of the worst managers in the history of the league, it's a shame but judging by their shortlist we'll have plenty of laughs with the next guy too.

Sums up how horrific a club they are doing all this a day or two before a cup final though. Horrid club.

He would be well within his rights to turn up to the final in a tracksuit with a six pack of Dutch Gold and spend the entire game drinking and shouting abuse at the execs box.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10579 on: May 24, 2024, 03:06:29 pm »
Weird timing.

Might as well put Sir Jim in charge.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10580 on: May 24, 2024, 03:12:12 pm »
Tuchel the frontrunner.

Sir Jim and Tuchel will have everyone associated with their club hating their very existence next season.

Tapping up all those people to run recruitment just to hire a manager who will complain when they don't sign whatever premier League player he's become obsessed with

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10581 on: May 24, 2024, 03:14:29 pm »
"Sir Jim" and Ineos just continue to look like fools - every second day there's a joke story about the club and those actively leaking info against them - and their fans cried like babies for them take over, after they cried and screamed for Ten Hag as manager - the only option, they said - whom they're unceremoniously booting out now.

Dumbest fanbase in football.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10582 on: May 24, 2024, 03:16:37 pm »
"Sir Jim" and Ineos just continue to look like fools - every second day there's a joke story about the club and those actively leaking info against them - and their fans cried like babies for them Qatar to take over, after they cried and screamed for Ten Hag as manager - the only option, they said - whom they're unceremoniously booting out now.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10583 on: May 24, 2024, 03:17:01 pm »

Tapping up all those people to run recruitment just to hire a manager who will complain when they don't sign whatever premier League player he's become obsessed with

McKenna would make sense as a project, if it's to be him.

Tuchel doesn't make sense at all - they don't have the players to compete right now and he'll want to run the recruitment and cry like a baby when he doesn't get his way. You might as well hire Mourinho again - he'd be cheaper to sack.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10584 on: May 24, 2024, 03:19:04 pm »
Manchester United decide to sack Erik ten Hag regardless of Cup final outcome

Source: Guardian

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Granted this was always likely to happen. But why have it put out there the day before a cup final?  Shows how little faith they have in a one-off match. No matter what you think about him, it really is classless stuff.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10585 on: May 24, 2024, 03:22:19 pm »
Eras come to an end.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10586 on: May 24, 2024, 03:22:48 pm »
Granted this was always likely to happen. But why have it put out there the day before a cup final?  Shows how little faith they have in a one-off match. No matter what you think about him, it really is classless stuff.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10587 on: May 24, 2024, 03:25:14 pm »
Granted this was always likely to happen. But why have it put out there the day before a cup final?  Shows how little faith they have in a one-off match. No matter what you think about him, it really is classless stuff.

Interesting that there's so many leaks coming out from "Sir Jim" and Ineos.

Probably some insiders at the club that want to make a mockery of them. There's no reason for them to leak it themselves.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10588 on: May 24, 2024, 03:32:13 pm »
Seven Hag should do something funny and quit today.  ;D

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10589 on: May 24, 2024, 03:33:57 pm »
Ten Hag should get the last laugh and play with no goalkeeper tomorrow.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10590 on: May 24, 2024, 03:36:24 pm »
Ten Hag should get the last laugh and play with no goalkeeper tomorrow.

Pretty sure he is already by playing Onana

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10591 on: May 24, 2024, 03:47:03 pm »
I've heard they've come to an agreement with the new guy to take over. Free agent so no buyout needed

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10592 on: May 24, 2024, 03:55:05 pm »
Seven Hag should do something funny and quit today.  ;D

Nah, phone in sick so they still have to pay him off

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10594 on: May 24, 2024, 04:00:52 pm »
Heard he wanted to take all coaching duties from home

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10595 on: May 24, 2024, 04:05:42 pm »
Tuchel is the exact opposite of a long-term strategy appointment.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10596 on: May 24, 2024, 04:22:58 pm »
Imagine coming into that shit show and thinking you basically have to get rid of half the squad as they are that shit.
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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10597 on: May 24, 2024, 04:29:04 pm »
Eras come to an end.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10598 on: May 24, 2024, 04:30:22 pm »
Talk about a motivational tool. Sir Jim seems very much like an all stick, no carrot guy.

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Re: 7he Manches7er Uni7ed 7hread - NO GREENWOOD/ANTONY*
« Reply #10599 on: May 24, 2024, 04:32:57 pm »
Weird timing.

Might as well put Sir Jim in charge.

No doubt Sir Jim'll Brexit has done this to show everyone he's oh so ruthless.
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