Topic: Capon for Mod

[CHOPPER]

I nominate Capon to be the next Modjumalator on the good ship HMS RAWK Skiddystain.

Let’s be honest, you’re thin on the ground these days, lack any artistic and musical skills and by getting Capon in, he can put you in touch with people who have those skills and can bring them into the forum.

As for Capon, he’s ok, granted his spelling is a pot hut n’piss, but he means well, is always polite and knows absolutely fuck all about football, so he’ll fit in well with the rest of you.

So, who’s gonna second him?

[Chakan]

Sounds good to me!

[Samie]

Yes, ban 90% of the c*nts in the transfer forum Capon.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Do I get a Gun?

[amir87]

Do I get a Gun?

No as there's a risk you'll turn it on yourself after the first week of moderating.

[KillieRed]

Wouldn’t wish that job on anyone.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

No as there's a risk you'll turn it on yourself after the first week of moderating.

I seriously couldn’t be arsed doin that job. Not like it’s been offered anyway. Did it one window with Tepid . I’ll never forgive John and Jim for asking me

Pair of bastards

[Zlen]

I'm all for this, but only if he only communicates with users using nothing but photoshop collages.
Would love to see a visual for 'you've been a twat and can fuck off to another forum' for example.

[Avens]

I'm all for this, but only if he only communicates with users using nothing but photoshop collages.
Would love to see a visual for 'you've been a twat and can fuck off to another forum' for example.

Strong chance you would see that to be fair 

[Zlen]

Hey!!
I’m a valued member and not at all prone to random outbursts of near abusive shitposting!

[tubby]

Do I get a Gun?

You'll initially be monitoring the Tottenham thread and will be provided with a spuds gun.

[Claire.]

[CHOPPER]

Can we make this happen? This place could do with a kick up the gin-gan gooly gooly gooly gooly wotcha gin-gan goo, gin-gan-goo.

I’ve also been told his hours at the Pound Bakery have been reduced, so he’s got the time on his hand.

[Claire.]

You don't fancy it yourself, Chops?

[CHOPPER]

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

 

[Rush 82]

Can't think of a more fitting punishment for him

fully supported

[Corrie Nick]

Do I get a Gun?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

To be clear. That’s not so I can shoot anyone. It’s to blow my own fucking brains oot

[Ziltoid]

To be clear. That’s not so I can shoot anyone. It’s to blow my own fucking brains oot

Give him one

[duvva 💅]

Give him one

Still talking about the gun yeah?

[jillc]

To be clear. That’s not so I can shoot anyone. It’s to blow my own fucking brains oot

I am glad you made that clear. 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Still talking about the gun yeah?

Hes just still angry aboot them Honey Monster slippers he was gonna buy

[Ziltoid]

Hes just still angry aboot them Honey Monster slippers he was gonna buy

Toying with these, bit pricey though

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Toying with these, bit pricey though

This is up there with Royhendos colour blindness and his Rainbow coloured Liberace trainers he constantly winds us up with

Are you in the Band Showaddywaddy?

What’s goin on there Zilts? Of all the colours in the world you keep coming back to them 2 pairs? I’ve got a contact number for someone you can talk toif ya want. Is this a cry for help? You’re not one of them Batman dads are ya who’s lost his way?

[Peabee]

This is up there with Royhendos colour blindness and his Rainbow coloured Liberace trainers he constantly winds us up with

Are you in the Band Showaddywaddy?

What’s goin on there Zilts? Of all the colours in the world you keep coming back to them 2 pairs? I’ve got a contact number for someone you can talk toif ya want. Is this a cry for help? You’re not one of them Batman dads are ya who’s lost his way?

A waitress dropped a pot of mustard on my feet years ago in Plymouth. I'm gonna claim copyright.

[afc tukrish]

A waitress dropped a pot of mustard on my feet years ago in Plymouth. I'm gonna claim copyright.

Hot mustard?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Bet Van Helsing woulda loved to have a pair of shoes like those

[Claire.]

There you go, a birthday wish granted.

[CraigDS]

A new low for RAWK 

[Draex]

[duvva 💅]

Run for the Hills

[Terry de Niro]

 

[liversaint]

That’s magnificent. Lunatics, asylum, etc…

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

There you go, a birthday wish granted.

Haha grinning from ear to ear ,ere. Was that your doing or that plantpot John? 

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

A new low for RAWK 

[tubby]

[Claire.]

Haha grinning from ear to ear ,ere. Was that your doing or that plantpot John? 

We don't let John push the big buttons

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

We don't let John push the big buttons

Haha

[Elmo!]