Topic: 115 charges for the scorched earth cheating bastards on & off the pitch

[drmick]

Just saw Guardiola's press conference. He was in really poor form, giving lots of sarcastic answers and "I don't know"s. Bizarre.

[swoopy]

Just saw Guardiola's press conference. He was in really poor form, giving lots of sarcastic answers and "I don't know"s. Bizarre.

Such a weird, insecure little man.

[tubby]

You'd think after winning a treble last season he wouldn't feel the pressure so much, but he still can't deal with any kind of adversity, on or off-field.

[Only Me]

BBC have literally just changed the description - wonder who has been on to them?

It originally said that the 115 charges weren’t mentioned, but they’ve issued a correction saying they’re dealt with briefly.

Ah good. All fair and balanced then. Great.

Funny that comments aren’t switched on though.

[DangerScouse]

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1775156733335265725?s=20

[tubby]

State of him.

[Zlen]

Looks like he eats raw potatoes.

[Son of Spion]

You'd think after winning a treble last season he wouldn't feel the pressure so much, but he still can't deal with any kind of adversity, on or off-field.

But we're talking about a manager who's been given everything to him on a plate for so long. He can't cope when things don't fall just right.

[Kekule]

Any chance of “he’s cracking up” or “bizarre rant” headlines or are they reserved for other teams?

Also “don’t film us and it’s not a problem” says man employed by club that spent months videoing themselves so they can put it all on Netflix.

[Nick110581]

Such a weird, insecure little man.

Think he would lighten up a bit more considering he won the treble.

[reddebs]

From BBC: A new docuseries about Manchester City's Treble-winning season aims to show the players as relatable characters

And this is the picture they used to accompany the headline.  You go ahead and relate to that fucking idiot.

Who is it?

[Son of Spion]

Think he would lighten up a bit more considering he won the treble.

You forgot the asterisk on the treble*

[Paul JH]

Ah good. All fair and balanced then. Great.

Funny that comments aren’t switched on though.

Good old BBC ... turn the comments off for this, leave them on for anything relating to Hillsborough though ...

[The North Bank]

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1775156733335265725?s=20

Pep cracking up! His big robot malfunctioned

[JRed]

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1775156733335265725?s=20

Ped being honest for the first time in his career.

[JRed]

You forgot the asterisk on the treble*

Also used the word ‘won’ instead of cheated.

[newterp]

Such a weird, insecure little man.

Is that quote real?

If it is - he's a bigger douchebag than I thought possible.

[thejbs]

Is that quote real?

If it is - he's a bigger douchebag than I thought possible.

Yes. It was a sarky reply. But really, it was a rare moment of honesty.

[newterp]

Yes. It was a sarky reply. But really, it was a rare moment of honesty.

Lol - yeah - that's the actual Pep. Agreed.

What a clown.

[The North Bank]

He doesnt do sarcasm well, came across as a fucking psycopath. Doesnt have that charm of a klopp where you know straight away when hes joking. This one is fucking deranged.

[Crosby Nick]

He doesnt do sarcasm well, came across as a fucking psycopath. Doesnt have that charm of a klopp where you know straight away when hes joking. This one is fucking deranged.

Your Ken doll manager shares some similar traits I reckon. Not quite that full weirdo stage yet though.

[afc tukrish]

Your Ken doll manager shares some similar traits I reckon. Not quite that full weirdo stage yet though.

Not much longer lego before he gets there...

[JC the Messiah]

Your Ken doll manager shares some similar traits I reckon. Not quite that full weirdo stage yet though.

Oh he is. Have you not watched the YouTube videos of his team talks?

[the_red_pill]

Just saw Guardiola's press conference. He was in really poor form, giving lots of sarcastic answers and "I don't know"s. Bizarre.

Cracking up...

[JRed]

He doesnt do sarcasm well, came across as a fucking psycopath. Doesnt have that charm of a klopp where you know straight away when hes joking. This one is fucking deranged.

Arteta or Ped?

[newterp]

Arteta or Ped?

aren't they the same person - one without hair and one with a lego top?

[Crosby Nick]

Oh he is. Have you not watched the YouTube videos of his team talks?

I’m not a masochist.

[rob1966]

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1775156733335265725?s=20

What a prick, he's a right narky little twat isn't he.

[stoa]

He doesnt do sarcasm well, came across as a fucking psycopath. Doesnt have that charm of a klopp where you know straight away when hes joking. This one is fucking deranged.

The weird and furious licking of his own lips before the answer doesn't help him coming across like a normal person. Fucking hell...

[Mister Flip Flop]

Didn't the BBC just do a documentary about Guardiola?

Crimecall?

[Mister Flip Flop]

https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1775156733335265725?s=20

What an absolute prick. Would rather be managed by the owl again than have him at the helm.

[No666]

What an absolute prick. Would rather be managed by the owl again than have him at the helm.

Fortunately for your chances of falling asleep, neither is going to happen.

[JC the Messiah]

I’m not a masochist.

They're brilliant. When you know he's not your manager!

[Angelius]

I'm not one for making fun of involuntary ticks but that weird licking of lips before and through the answer were straight up creepy. Doesn't help getting his "sarcasm" across.

[JRed]

Ped is just like a weird fucking child

[Dr. Beaker]

When it first surfaced on here I just thought it was some shite internet bantz, but he actually said it! Fuckin hell Kloppo you have finally broken him.What an absolute bellend.

[darragh85]

The headlines to that guardiola rant shows you how much the media have been bought and paid for. I saw headlines referring to mischievous or tongue and cheek. It was anything but.

[MonsLibpool]

Guardiola definitely reads Twitter

[rob1966]

The headlines to that guardiola rant shows you how much the media have been bought and paid for. I saw headlines referring to mischievous or tongue and cheek. It was anything but.

Its deffo a dig at the media and pundits. Its been brought up a lot about his after F/T antics and rather than, as Klopp would, politely explain, he's gone off on some fucking weird rant

[GreatEx]

I don’t know if that’s real or made up for the lolz by GreatEx.

Copied verbatim from the BBC premier league build up feed. I'm not talented enough to capture the pathological shamelessness of AD. I did, however, do some independent verification of the quotes and found solid evidence of Haaland's fashion bantz: