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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6240 on: May 26, 2024, 09:00:22 pm »
Would have been surprised if he stayed beyond then anyway.
Two months ago he talked about renewing his contract…. So I wouldn’t get too  excited

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« Reply #6241 on: May 26, 2024, 09:05:50 pm »
Two months ago he talked about renewing his contract…. So I wouldn’t get too  excited

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He should make noises about staying even if he's going because if they play out next season knowing he's leaving then they will drop off.
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6242 on: May 26, 2024, 10:24:51 pm »
Late bbc news sports round-up mentioned city’s parade almost as a footnote at the end of the report, but showed no footage.  Wonder why?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6244 on: May 26, 2024, 10:39:29 pm »
At 8pm  ;D


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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6245 on: May 26, 2024, 10:40:47 pm »
Just needed that "you've got no fans" fella there to top it off.
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« Reply #6246 on: May 26, 2024, 10:41:41 pm »
Rumours going around that Pep will step down as Abu Dhabi manager after next season .

Jack Gaughn (who tweeted this) is supposed to be reliable for City.

Would make sense especially if charges come down next year.  Can leave, take a break, and then go from there.
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« Reply #6247 on: May 26, 2024, 10:46:19 pm »
That's going to go on well into the night that celebration party

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« Reply #6248 on: May 26, 2024, 10:47:13 pm »
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6249 on: May 26, 2024, 11:09:22 pm »
Jack Gaughn (who tweeted this) is supposed to be reliable for City.

Would make sense especially if charges come down next year.  Can leave, take a break, and then go from there.

So when will Pep be gaughn?
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« Reply #6250 on: May 26, 2024, 11:11:41 pm »
They've got more charges than fans.
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« Reply #6251 on: May 26, 2024, 11:22:06 pm »

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6253 on: May 26, 2024, 11:46:44 pm »
One of the most commercially successful clubs in the world, and in these pictures, you can definitely see how they’ve accomplished that

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6254 on: May 27, 2024, 12:00:43 am »
Seen bigger queues outside a club shop, for the third away kit release.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6255 on: May 27, 2024, 12:14:11 am »
At 8pm  ;D



Pathetic. Can you imagine the scenes in Liverpool or at Highbury? City are a waste of everyone's time.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6256 on: May 27, 2024, 12:27:54 am »
The 115 charges are always going to hang over everything they do. I wonder if that frustrates the players or if they don’t care. Obviously what they’ve achieved as a group is pretty incredible objectively speaking. Centurions,  98 point domestic treble winners, continental treble, 4 in a row. Any of those achievement on their own would be impressive, to have done them all in a 7 year span is insane… but the 115 charges is rightfully always brought up. Every achievement they have as a group basically gets forgotten about by the next week and dismissed by the rest of the country. They literally get cheered on by every fanbase because nobody actually cares about anything they achieve because it’s instantly dismissed as 115 FC.

I don’t think Pep cares about it. He seems to most phoney and smug fucker around to be honest. Always seems like he’s wearing a mask of a pretend nice guy. But I wonder if it grates on some of the players that they’re objectively insane achievements and winning mentality is dismissed or if they ultimately don’t care because their paymemts off the books are all still rolling in.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6257 on: May 27, 2024, 12:57:58 am »
It is insulting to call that a parade. What a pathetic little club they are. And we are to believe they are the most commercially successful club in the world… gtfo.  ;D

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6258 on: May 27, 2024, 12:58:06 am »
If they cared that it doesn’t count, players would leave sooner than they do. The thing is, they probably do see it as legit. The fans have their heads in sand, why not the players?
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6259 on: May 27, 2024, 01:09:43 am »

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« Reply #6260 on: May 27, 2024, 01:17:02 am »
Legit or not, throwing money about like they have dilutes their achievements. There has been no jeopardy for Man City and Guardiola. They know they can go again and again and again if they don't get it right. Just keep buying until it works. It was rotten from the start. Robinho didn't even know who he'd signed for. A player they had no business getting anywhere near at the time, but money talks.
I think the same, can't stand him, but if you could have a £1million pound cheque or steve bruces head hollowed out and filled with pound coins which would you have?

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« Reply #6261 on: May 27, 2024, 01:21:13 am »
If they cared that it doesn’t count, players would leave sooner than they do. The thing is, they probably do see it as legit. The fans have their heads in sand, why not the players?

They are pretty much kids at the end of the day. They have persuasive and powerful people around them. Most of them likely to make a mint off them moving to City.
I think the same, can't stand him, but if you could have a £1million pound cheque or steve bruces head hollowed out and filled with pound coins which would you have?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6262 on: May 27, 2024, 01:53:13 am »
...what they’ve achieved as a group is pretty incredible objectively speaking.
Centurions*, 
98 point domestic treble winners*,
continental treble*,
4 in a row*.

* Everyone knows what the asterisk means, but nobody in power will say it

That IMO is how their achievements should be listed by every media outlet
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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6263 on: May 27, 2024, 02:02:54 am »
That IMO is how their achievements should be listed by every media outlet

They’ve cheated for years and didn’t win the way they have in recent years. I personally think if they are found guilty they should be stripped of the lot and relegated, but I can also objectively say what the actual coach and players have done, regardless of the financial doping, is still insane.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6264 on: May 27, 2024, 03:12:55 am »


Sean Spicer (remember him?) just fact-checked this and announced it's a bigger crowd than we got after Istanbul or Madrid

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« Reply #6265 on: May 27, 2024, 04:28:54 am »
Sean Spicer (remember him?) just fact-checked this and announced it's a bigger crowd than we got after Istanbul or Madrid

The Christmas Markets in Manchester are twice as busy as that… embarrassing turn out..

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6266 on: May 27, 2024, 07:24:04 am »
They’ve cheated for years and didn’t win the way they have in recent years. I personally think if they are found guilty they should be stripped of the lot and relegated, but I can also objectively say what the actual coach and players have done, regardless of the financial doping, is still insane.
I still think Ben Johnson’s 100m world record was the best race ever. That was insane. You have to mention Lance Armstrong’s 7 Tour De France wins. Yes, he was a dirty cheating twat, but absolutely insane achievement.

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« Reply #6267 on: May 27, 2024, 07:26:58 am »
Even if City are within the profit and sustainability boundaries now the damage has been done over the past decade. I hate when people bring up their net spend in 2024 it completely misses the point.
If they didn't cheat from the get go then years down the line they wouldn't have been in a position to get Pep.

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« Reply #6268 on: May 27, 2024, 07:37:04 am »
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6269 on: May 27, 2024, 07:43:12 am »

Bigger turnout than expected then. There are dozens there! Can’t expect too many as they’ve got work on Tuesday

There’s more people on the buses than the ‘crowd’
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« Reply #6270 on: May 27, 2024, 07:43:32 am »
At 8pm  ;D



I live in a town with ~40k residents.
A cloudy Sunday afternoon will have more crowds than .. Whatever this is ..

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« Reply #6271 on: May 27, 2024, 07:47:19 am »
I still think Ben Johnson’s 100m world record was the best race ever. That was insane. You have to mention Lance Armstrong’s 7 Tour De France wins. Yes, he was a dirty cheating twat, but absolutely insane achievement.

The EPO era in cycling started before Armstrong. Check out the Alpe d’Huez stage from the 1991 Tour de France where Indurain and Bugno ride up one of the toughest mountains like it’s a flat time trial. Absolutely steamroller the competition. It’s both astonishing and yet utterly dull at the same time.

To me, that’s what City are doing - with money rather than drugs, but the effect is the same.

They’ve made themselves too strong and it ruins the sport as a spectacle. Even in our heyday in the 70s/80s we were never crushing the opposition in the same way.

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« Reply #6272 on: May 27, 2024, 07:51:15 am »
The EPO era in cycling started before Armstrong. Check out the Alpe d’Huez stage from the 1991 Tour de France where Indurain and Bugno ride up one of the toughest mountains like it’s a flat time trial. Absolutely steamroller the competition. It’s both astonishing and yet utterly dull at the same time.

To me, that’s what City are doing - with money rather than drugs, but the effect is the same.

They’ve made themselves too strong and it ruins the sport as a spectacle. Even in our heyday in the 70s/80s we were never crushing the opposition in the same way.

I know. Was just responding to the suspicious poster heaping ridiculous praise on the cheats.

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Re: Man City - Cheating Bastards on & off the pitch - 115 Charges
« Reply #6273 on: May 27, 2024, 07:54:56 am »
I know. Was just responding to the suspicious poster heaping ridiculous praise on the cheats.

Oh yes, I got the sarcasm. Just kind of spelling it out for the benefit of those who didn’t.   :)


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« Reply #6274 on: May 27, 2024, 08:01:07 am »
The EPO era in cycling started before Armstrong. Check out the Alpe d’Huez stage from the 1991 Tour de France where Indurain and Bugno ride up one of the toughest mountains like it’s a flat time trial. Absolutely steamroller the competition. It’s both astonishing and yet utterly dull at the same time.

To me, that’s what City are doing - with money rather than drugs, but the effect is the same.

They’ve made themselves too strong and it ruins the sport as a spectacle. Even in our heyday in the 70s/80s we were never crushing the opposition in the same way.

Liverpool and Arsenal have given the league an illusion of competitiveness by getting some of the highest league totals in their history and City have still secured 6 of the past 7 league titles.

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« Reply #6275 on: May 27, 2024, 08:03:35 am »
The EPO era in cycling started before Armstrong. Check out the Alpe d’Huez stage from the 1991 Tour de France where Indurain and Bugno ride up one of the toughest mountains like it’s a flat time trial. Absolutely steamroller the competition. It’s both astonishing and yet utterly dull at the same time.

To me, that’s what City are doing - with money rather than drugs, but the effect is the same.

They’ve made themselves too strong and it ruins the sport as a spectacle. Even in our heyday in the 70s/80s we were never crushing the opposition in the same way.

Pep is a convicted drug cheat. I wouldn't as quick to dismiss the possibility of the 115 team doping.
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« Reply #6276 on: May 27, 2024, 08:06:21 am »
I read that Stockport County had a bigger turnout a few weeks ago.
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« Reply #6277 on: May 27, 2024, 08:14:01 am »
Pep is a convicted drug cheat. I wouldn't as quick to dismiss the possibility of the 115 team doping.
I’d be surprised if they weren’t

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« Reply #6278 on: May 27, 2024, 08:23:58 am »
I read that Stockport County had a bigger turnout a few weeks ago.

Every club who won promotion this season in the EFL leagues would have had a bigger turnout for their parade; from Leicester in The Championship to Stockport in League Two.

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« Reply #6279 on: May 27, 2024, 08:37:15 am »
Pep is a convicted drug cheat. I wouldn't as quick to dismiss the possibility of the 115 team doping.

I'm certainly not dismissing that possibility.