Author Topic: Classic Film Lines (Read 6408 times)

jambutty · « **Reply #120 on:** July 12, 2023, 01:51:34 pm »

"What if he's masturbating? I could end up on the ceiling!"

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bradders1011 · « **Reply #121 on:** July 12, 2023, 02:34:15 pm »

Quote from: jambutty on July 12, 2023, 01:37:47 pm

"I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."

"...he died of dysentery..."

SvenJohansen · « **Reply #122 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:18:40 pm »

Hey, you stick with me kid, you're gonna live forever.

redan · « **Reply #123 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:25:55 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on July 11, 2023, 07:26:30 pm

One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way. And this guy’s saying, “Whaddaya want from me?".

One’s going east, and the other is going west. So what?

SvenJohansen · « **Reply #124 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:26:41 pm »

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #125 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:39:00 pm »

One name? What are you, Seal?

liverbloke · « **Reply #126 on:** July 12, 2023, 06:45:44 pm »

Quote

See that? That's shit. And this? Is Shinola

ToneLa · « **Reply #127 on:** July 12, 2023, 07:04:00 pm »

Deserve's got nuthin to do with it.

jambutty · « **Reply #128 on:** July 12, 2023, 07:10:43 pm »

"Looks like we're surrounded by Indians, Tonto!"

(ok, I made that one up)

jambutty · « **Reply #129 on:** July 12, 2023, 07:16:20 pm »

Otto:
Well, would you like to know what you'd be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire, that's what. So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me.

Wanda:
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?

Otto:
Apes don't read philosophy.

Wanda:
Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.

Millie · « **Reply #130 on:** July 12, 2023, 07:19:56 pm »

Let's not get caught. Let's keep going.

Only Me · « **Reply #131 on:** July 12, 2023, 08:41:14 pm »

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.

How he got in my pyjamas I dont know.

bradders1011 · « **Reply #132 on:** July 12, 2023, 08:59:52 pm »

I see you shiver with antici..................................................

........pation.

Red Ol · « **Reply #133 on:** July 12, 2023, 09:22:38 pm »

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #134 on:** July 12, 2023, 09:24:57 pm »

Quote from: Red Ol on July 12, 2023, 09:22:38 pm

Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape

Curious George?

Red Ol · « **Reply #135 on:** July 12, 2023, 09:29:30 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on July 12, 2023, 09:24:57 pm

Curious George?

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #136 on:** July 12, 2023, 10:40:03 pm »

"Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Woman"

afc tukrish · « **Reply #137 on:** July 12, 2023, 11:10:38 pm »

Quote from: BarryCrocker on July 12, 2023, 10:40:03 pm

"Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Woman"

CHOPPER · « **Reply #138 on:** July 12, 2023, 11:16:36 pm »

The sheriff’s a near

stewil007 · « **Reply #139 on:** July 13, 2023, 08:57:48 am »

You're a godamn Vampire Michael, wait till i tell mom

Sammy5IsAlive · « **Reply #140 on:** July 13, 2023, 09:14:14 am »

You're a big man but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job - now behave yourself

jambutty · « **Reply #141 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:21:48 pm »

I've been making a man.

With blonde hair and a tan.

And he's good for relieving my............... tension.

jambutty · « **Reply #142 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:23:06 pm »

Miracle Max : Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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Titi Camara · « **Reply #143 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:25:33 pm »

It's Showtime!

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I Myself Am Strange, And Unusual.

jambutty · « **Reply #144 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:26:40 pm »

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Titi Camara · « **Reply #145 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:29:42 pm »

What number are we thinking of? 69, Dudes!

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Iron Maiden, Excellent!

jambutty · « **Reply #146 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:31:54 pm »

Be excellent to each other.

Titi Camara · « **Reply #147 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:32:51 pm »

Never Respect Anybody Who Doesn't Respect You Back

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Any Fool With A Dick Can Make A Baby, But Only A Real Man Can Raise His Children

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Either They Don't Know, Don't Show Or Don't Care About What's Going On In The Hood

jambutty · « **Reply #148 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:32:51 pm »

Do you pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

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jambutty · « **Reply #149 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:33:54 pm »

"Freedom!"

Titi Camara · « **Reply #150 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:35:29 pm »

Went into the store just to get a beer. Came out an accessory to murder and armed robbery. It's funny like that in the hood sometimes. You never knew what was gonna happen, or when. After that I knew it was gonna be a long summer.

stewil007 · « **Reply #151 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:35:54 pm »

Aw, I'm suing y'all. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh! I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks.

jambutty · « **Reply #152 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:40:33 pm »

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Couldn't settle for simply lines.

Soz,

Titi Camara · « **Reply #153 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:48:05 pm »

You got knocked the fuck out.

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I’m gonna get you high today, because it’s Friday. You ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.

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You gotta be a stupid MF’er to get fired on your day off.

stewil007 · « **Reply #154 on:** July 13, 2023, 12:49:16 pm »

Quote from: Titi Camara on July 13, 2023, 12:48:05 pm

You got knocked the fuck out.

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I’m gonna get you high today, because it’s Friday. You ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.

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You gotta be a stupid MF’er to get fired on your day off.

Hi Miss Parker

ToneLa · « **Reply #155 on:** July 13, 2023, 01:10:09 pm »

Fusion of Brundle and fly at molecular-genetic level.

Father Ted · « **Reply #156 on:** July 13, 2023, 01:41:36 pm »

“The Mafia? I've shit 'em!”

Red Ol · « **Reply #157 on:** July 13, 2023, 01:47:13 pm »

“I’m a man”

“Well nobody’s perfect”

jambutty · « **Reply #158 on:** July 13, 2023, 03:56:50 pm »

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!"

"You eat shit for breakfast?"

liverbloke · « **Reply #159 on:** July 13, 2023, 04:19:02 pm »

my god, it's full of stars