would rather have a wank wearing a barb wire glove
If you're chasing thrills, try a bit of auto-asphyxiation with a poppers-soaked orange in your gob.
75 people in the Dingle voted Tory....
The 1000+ numbers are gross? Guardian has net figure at around 840 net losses which is still tremendous.
So they could lose well over 1000 then?
Thinking is overrated.The mind is a tool, it's not meant to be used that much.Rest, love, observe. Laugh.
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
No. Net!I'm using the BBC:https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-65485099Try here:https://www.bbc.com/news/election/2023/england/results
All them big houses off Riverside Drive fall under Dingle don't they? That's my guess where a lot of them votes would come from.
The Tories have done even worse than their doomsday expectation management prediction
I think the Guardian update once whole councils are declared while BBC is doing it seat by seat.
Greens are absolutely smashing it.
"roughly in line with projections...."
If those sandal wearing hippies split the vote and let the Tories in at the next GE I’m gonna be very pissed off
Who's that from? Or, are you predicting this as the Tory response?
Raising a glass to those 1000+ tonight.Message to those councillors tonight. Get fuckedMessage to those tory MP's. We're coming for you
Both Kuenssberg and Charlotte Wright on the unbiased BBC referred to Labour campaigners as "activists"
Can you put the clip up for context mate, a few of us might complain about that but we can't based on your line only.
BREAKING: Johnathan Gullis turned away from Polling Station for not possessing sufficient Voter IQ
My prediction