Author Topic: PL: Leeds 1 v 6 Liv Gakpo 35’ Mo 39’ 63’ Sinisterra 47’ Jota 52’ 73’ Nuρez 89’  (Read 16006 times)

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67 Robbo gives away a corner but its scrambled away, we break but it comes to nothing
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69 nothing much happening, we are just keeping the ball in the middle of the park
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70 Leeds attack, great tackle from Robbo and bizzarely we get the goal kick when it should have been a corner

71 we break, Hendo to Gakpo onto Jota who hits it well over with his left foot
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So pleased for Diogo, he's worked hard today even when it wasn't quite working for him.  :)
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73 Wow, what a strike from Jota, Hendo picks out a lovely driven cross and Jota smacks a low drive home from 18 yards
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Curtis Jones and Fabinho involved in the build up too, Curtis has been superb today
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74 Chance for Leeds and a great challenge from Konate and its behind for a corner which comes to nothing
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Another great team goal, but the finish from Jota was Instinctive. The kind you score when your confident. A very important game for Jota this
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Leeds getting ripped to pieces, but we are attacking really well and getting between their defenders.
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Nice to be feasting on the road - about time  8)

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over to Tepid
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76 Sinisterrea shoots well over from 20 yards ….and he’s injured himself hitting it….


Right Jurgen, get Diaz on for me.
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Curtis Jones and Fabinho involved in the build up too, Curtis has been superb today
Only bettered by Gakpo probably
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76 Sinisterrea shoots well over from 20 yards ….and he’s injured himself hitting it….


Right Jurgen, get Diaz on for me.

Here he comes (along with Milner, Nunez and Bobby)
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76 Sinisterrea shoots well over from 20 yards ….and he’s injured himself hitting it….


Right Jurgen, get Diaz on for me.

it's happening!!!
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78 the reds threaten to break over and over again and the porous Leeds midfield are powerless to stop them doing so…
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A big chorus of the Bobby song.
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Travelling Kop enjoying themselves tonight. They deserve it having followed us away this season
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80 for those watching in black and white…. The reds have the ball

Here come the changes…

Diaz Nunez, Bobby and Milner


Mo, Gakpo, Jota and Hendo off
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« Last Edit: April 17, 2023, 09:39:09 pm by TepidT2O »
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80 for those watching in black and white…. The reds have the ball.
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80 for those watching in black and white…. The reds have the ball.
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5 shots on target, 5 goals.  Clinical that
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5 shots on target, 5 goals.  Clinical that

Can we stay that clinical for the remainder of the season please?
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Anyone guess what Milners first involvement was?
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Can we stay that clinical for the remainder of the season please?
no complaints at all from me about that!
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84 we don’t score a single goal form open play away from home against a bottom 10 side…
..

And tonight we score 5


And not one of the fuckers in my slot.

I’m not bitter though
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Anyone guess what Milners first involvement was?
:lickin

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84 we don’t score a single goal form open play away from home against a bottom 10 side…
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And tonight we score 5


And not one of the fuckers in my slot.

I’m not bitter though


 :lmao
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84 we don’t score a single goal form open play away from home against a bottom 10 side…
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And tonight we score 5


And not one of the fuckers in my slot.

I’m not bitter though

and you picked the slots too!!
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87 free kick to us for a foul on Diaz

Thiago (who I’ve missed coming on because I was picking a spot on my leg) with a lovely ball into the area.

Comes to Milner who misfits a cross and it nearly goes in.

A couple of corners follow

« Last Edit: April 17, 2023, 09:46:30 pm by TepidT2O »
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87 free kick to us for a foul on Diaz


Didn’t take long for someone to go through him. Thankfully not at full pace and no damage done
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Man of the Match for Mo
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Man of the Match for Mo
Gakpo for me, closely followed by Curtis
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89

6-1


Little chipped ball over the top, Nunez collects and tucks it home.

I have my goal.  Happy days mofos!
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Nunez Nunez Nunez
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Absolute rout
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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84 we don’t score a single goal form open play away from home against a bottom 10 side…
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And tonight we score 5


And not one of the fuckers in my slot.

I’m not bitter though

You got 1  :P

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6-1


Little chipped ball over the top, Nunez collects and tucks it home.

I have my goal.  Happy days mofos!

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90+3 corner to the reds


Taken short… not happening

Then a driven cross into the area, Bobby flicks it but it’s straight at the Keeper…

Now Jones has a shot 
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Trying to work out if Leeds are waving their white hankies like Madrid fans is it?
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