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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #160 on: January 6, 2023, 09:08:57 pm »
that "goalkeeping" from deGea .... jesus christ on a bike.  one of the absolute worst goalkeeping mistakes I've ever seen.

I was there when Sprake threw it in his own net -- this is not as bad but still in the same class.

just WTF was he trying to do?  make sure his gloves didn't get dirty?
This was the worst goalkeeping error ever.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #161 on: January 6, 2023, 09:09:54 pm »
who are these comms?

they both sound like they've just woken from a coma and have been asked to read the phone book as boringly as they can.

If you're watching on ITV, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #162 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:02 pm »
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #163 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:08 pm »
Coady again! 2 1

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #164 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:21 pm »
Oh Conor !!
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #165 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:22 pm »
:lmao
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #166 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:45 pm »
Fucking hell that's hilarious from Coady  ;D
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #167 on: January 6, 2023, 09:10:58 pm »
Coady's on a hat trick.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #168 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:05 pm »
Coadys on fire 😂
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #169 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:07 pm »
Ha fuck off Coady.

Rashford is carrying them at the moment. They all wanted rid of him but he's playing really well.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #170 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:17 pm »
Fucking hell… dreadful
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #171 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:18 pm »
Typical Everton comedy, typical United good fortune.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #172 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:21 pm »
Haha great finish Coady you c*nt

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #173 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:37 pm »
This was the worst goalkeeping error ever.


The effort needed to keep the ball in was exceptional ;D
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #174 on: January 6, 2023, 09:11:53 pm »
Coleman ridiculed there
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #175 on: January 6, 2023, 09:13:24 pm »
I loved the way Picky was giving Coady daggers while simultaneously trying to save it.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #176 on: January 6, 2023, 09:13:55 pm »

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #177 on: January 6, 2023, 09:16:58 pm »
Game over.  Everton sit deeper and deeper with the inevitable 3rd just round the corner.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #178 on: January 6, 2023, 09:17:04 pm »
Will there be outrage at the Mancs singing Chelsea rentboy at Frank?

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #179 on: January 6, 2023, 09:18:00 pm »
This was the worst goalkeeping error ever.


I feel a little for all keepers making mistakes,except Pickers.


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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #180 on: January 6, 2023, 09:19:14 pm »
Proper Everton yard-dog that Godfrey.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #181 on: January 6, 2023, 09:19:33 pm »
Everton aren’t good
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #182 on: January 6, 2023, 09:20:14 pm »
Proper Everton yard-dog that Godfrey.
damn nasty that.  not accidental at all.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #183 on: January 6, 2023, 09:20:31 pm »
If Iwobi's out for a while it'll be a bit of a loss for Everton. He's nowhere near as good as they think he's become but still their best midfielder. Beyond him they're down to Tom Davies, Onana who isn't a Premier League footballer and a finished Gana Gueye. Brilliant to see.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #184 on: January 6, 2023, 09:21:24 pm »
Is there anything more obnoxious than that ‘UNAI-TEHD’ chant in that horrible Manc drawl
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #185 on: January 6, 2023, 09:22:10 pm »
what a fuck up.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #186 on: January 6, 2023, 09:22:35 pm »
Should have scored there
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #187 on: January 6, 2023, 09:23:06 pm »
Big miss for the Ev

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #188 on: January 6, 2023, 09:23:26 pm »
Imagine if Coleman had a brain and saw three Everton players arriving unmarked and picked one of them out
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« Reply #189 on: January 6, 2023, 09:23:42 pm »
Big miss for the Ev

United are really bad at the back

They've been awful at the back and in midfield but why is Shaw CB with 3 CB's on the bench?
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #190 on: January 6, 2023, 09:25:20 pm »
They've been awful at the back and in midfield but why is Shaw CB with 3 CB's on the bench?

Because the ones on the becnh are shite?
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #191 on: January 6, 2023, 09:25:28 pm »
Diving c*nt Rashford
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #192 on: January 6, 2023, 09:25:46 pm »
No touch  what the fuck is Dixon on about

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #193 on: January 6, 2023, 09:25:49 pm »
No contact as Rashford dives for a freekick, zero mention by the comms

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #194 on: January 6, 2023, 09:25:57 pm »
Casemiro, Eriksen and Fernandes is far from a solid midfield and lacks legs, two luxury players and two 30+.

The thing is, we get booked for every foul.

We head the fair play league again, United have 3 times as many cards as us.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #195 on: January 6, 2023, 09:26:34 pm »
No contact as Rashford dives for a freekick, zero mention by the comms

Actually doubled down and remained saying it was a foul

Completely ignoring real life
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #196 on: January 6, 2023, 09:27:31 pm »
If you're watching on ITV, Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon.

Dixon is one of the worst I've ever heard.

dunno if it is ITV I'm watching in Canada and there's nothing on the screen to indicate. don't think it's Dixon, I've heard him plenty of times (hate the prick).

whoever they are they are dreadful.  mumbling half the time.

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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #197 on: January 6, 2023, 09:28:07 pm »
We head the fair play league again, United have 3 times as many cards as us.

Well if were nearer the bottom of the fair play league we might not have give 51 big chances up in the league. We do get penalised for fouls more easily though and with cards. They'll persistently foul till a booking.
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #198 on: January 6, 2023, 09:29:30 pm »
Is there anything more obnoxious than that ‘UNAI-TEHD’ chant in that horrible Manc drawl

No. Makes them all sound like braindamaged hamsters on sulphur hexaflouride
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Re: The FA Cup 3rd Round - Friday 6th - Monday 9th January
« Reply #199 on: January 6, 2023, 09:29:47 pm »
I bet Casemeiro hides at Halloween in case someone scoops his skull out and puts a candle in it
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