Author Topic: Premier League - Match Week 5 - Aug 30 to September 1 (Read 16547 times)

disgraced cake · « **Reply #40 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:11:45 pm »

What is the point of Southampton? Fucking sack him before you're in a relegation battle with Everton

newterp · « **Reply #41 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:11:46 pm »

Haha Gordon dives. The sun rises in the east.

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:11:58 pm »

Chelsea 1-0 Sterling

Statto Red · « **Reply #43 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:12:45 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on August 30, 2022, 08:02:27 pm

Why aren’t Everton wearing blue??

Because Everton's home shorts & socks clash with Leeds, usually Everton switch to all blue though.

tubby · « **Reply #44 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:13:31 pm »

Twice Gordon has thrown the ball back to Leeds miles away from where the offence took place, and he's also managed to wave his hands in front of a throw-in. He's just such an all-rounder when it comes to being a dickhead on the pitch.

Musketeer Gripweed · « **Reply #45 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:13:59 pm »

I thought Coady was moving to Everton to play in a back 5 as Wolves were changing to a back 4 and he can't play in that formation? This might be fun.

Lone Star Red · « **Reply #46 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:14:16 pm »

Gordon has quickly replaced Richarlison as most punchable player in their squad. Remarkable stuff.

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #47 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:14:25 pm »

Soton 1-1

Tobelius · « **Reply #48 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:15:47 pm »

Olise's looked good for Palace

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #49 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:16:07 pm »

Quote from: newterp on August 30, 2022, 08:09:18 pm

Soton look like shit after the first week

God, how long do you leave it before you flush?

Lycan · « **Reply #50 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:16:20 pm »

This Leeds-Everton game really is low on quality.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #51 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:17:16 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on August 30, 2022, 08:16:20 pm

This Leeds-Everton game really is low on quality.

The clue is in the Leeds-Everton bit

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #52 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:17:29 pm »

Everton 1-0 Gordon

Good move, good finish (although Llorente should have cut it out)

FiSh77 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:17:43 pm »

Fucks sake

4pool · « **Reply #54 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:18:00 pm »

0-1 Everton

Mister Flip Flop · « **Reply #55 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:18:20 pm »

Fuck off Leeds

Lycan · « **Reply #56 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:18:27 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on August 30, 2022, 08:17:16 pm

The clue is in the Leeds-Everton bit

Hahaha. I know.

And as I type it's 1-0 Everton. Gordon. What a poor goal to concede for Leeds.

newterp · « **Reply #57 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:18:36 pm »

Amazing defending Llorente

stoopid yank · « **Reply #58 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:19:11 pm »

Hate to see that goblin score.

JRed · « **Reply #59 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:19:14 pm »

Ffs. Come on leeds.
The longer the BS go without a win the better.,

tubby · « **Reply #60 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:19:31 pm »

Bit lucky for Everton, but it was a well taken finish.

Nick110581 · « **Reply #61 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:19:31 pm »

Gordon is a horrible little c*nt

Lycan · « **Reply #62 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:20:30 pm »

Leeds don't look like they know what to do in the final third.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #63 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:21:03 pm »

Quote from: Lycan on August 30, 2022, 08:20:30 pm

Leeds don't look like they know what to do in the final third.

Utterly toothless

4pool · « **Reply #64 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:22:05 pm »

Davies gets a yellow for trying to kick the ball out of the keepers hands.

Wghennessy · « **Reply #65 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:22:28 pm »

Davies casually kicking the Leeds keeper there, gets a yellow.

tubby · « **Reply #66 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:22:48 pm »

Quote from: 4pool on August 30, 2022, 08:22:05 pm

Davies gets a yellow for trying to kick the ball out of the keepers hands.

Wtf was he even doing there. Keeper had the ball well under control.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #67 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:22:55 pm »

Should've been 1-1

Dim Glas · « **Reply #68 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:23:22 pm »

Pickford wasting time already.

Hazell · « **Reply #69 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:23:31 pm »

Like the ref pointing to his watch as Pickford time wastes instead of telling him to hurry up otherwise he'll book him. Expect the usual 1 minute max added on.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #70 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:24:08 pm »

Quote from: tubby on August 30, 2022, 08:22:48 pm

Wtf was he even doing there. Keeper had the ball well under control.

Nothing in it, he was only showing him his purple clown shoes

Oskar · « **Reply #71 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:24:42 pm »

Not even 25 minutes in and Pickford is time wasting every chance he gets.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #72 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:24:44 pm »

Jesse getting wound up by Everton’s ridiculous time wasting.

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #73 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:24:49 pm »

They should be booking the keepers in the first half not waiting til towards the end otherwise it’s pointless

Wghennessy · « **Reply #74 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:24:54 pm »

Quote from: Hazell on August 30, 2022, 08:23:31 pm

Like the ref pointing to his watch as Pickford time wastes instead of telling him to hurry up otherwise he'll book him. Expect the usual 1 minute max added on.

A good 30 seconds with his finger to his watch. Just fucking book him! Stops immediately.

Lycan · « **Reply #75 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:25:15 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on August 30, 2022, 08:21:03 pm

Utterly toothless

Hope I'm wrong, but I can't see them scoring.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #76 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:25:22 pm »

Come on Leeds, you useless twats.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #77 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:26:18 pm »

Quote from: duvva on August 30, 2022, 08:24:49 pm

They should be booking the keepers in the first half not waiting til towards the end otherwise it’s pointless

for sure.

Pickford has done it 3 times now, so he should have been booked. They want the games to flow, but won’t book players early for time wasting.

Hazell · « **Reply #78 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:27:19 pm »

Quote from: Wghennessy on August 30, 2022, 08:24:54 pm

A good 30 seconds with his finger to his watch. Just fucking book him! Stops immediately.

Either that or tell them straight away to not time waste, otherwise it's a booking next time and another booking any time after that, for any of his team. Doesn't take much effort to do that.

cdav · « **Reply #79 on:** August 30, 2022, 08:27:24 pm »

Quote from: Wghennessy on August 30, 2022, 08:24:54 pm

A good 30 seconds with his finger to his watch. Just fucking book him! Stops immediately.

Its the most frustrating thing in football, you never get much injury time at ht and no bookings until after 75 mins for timewasting