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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #440 on: August 6, 2022, 07:11:41 pm »
Dele Ali is so poor now.


I think he's outstanding,fashionable as well.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #441 on: August 6, 2022, 07:12:44 pm »
"It all went wrong for Dele Ali after the first touch"


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #442 on: August 6, 2022, 07:13:41 pm »
Was thinking that before. People will see this as a slightly lesser important game given Chelsea are good but it's certainly not
still early in the season but i really dont see how they will get goals.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #443 on: August 6, 2022, 07:15:18 pm »

I think he's outstanding,fashionable as well.

Fashionably atrocious I take it.  :D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #444 on: August 6, 2022, 07:17:04 pm »
Big Frank looking as if he's ready to jump into action there.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #445 on: August 6, 2022, 07:17:40 pm »
McNeil is the Richarlison replacement. Calvert Lewin won't get back to his behind closed doors best and there's absolutely no precedent set in the past by Gray, Gordon etc to suggest they'll score more than a handful each per season

It's looking bad for them and I still think they'll get a centre half in before another forward
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #446 on: August 6, 2022, 07:20:26 pm »
Who is Pickford talking to there?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #447 on: August 6, 2022, 07:23:44 pm »
Who is Pickford talking to there?

His imaginary friend. I think he calls him Divock
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #448 on: August 6, 2022, 07:25:09 pm »
His imaginary friend. I think he calls him Divock

Someone needs to stand behind him during the Derby and shout Divock! 😀
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #449 on: August 6, 2022, 07:25:34 pm »
The way Fulham and Bournemouth played, Everton and Southampton are in serious trouble if they don’t spend big before the window shuts.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #450 on: August 6, 2022, 07:28:05 pm »
Just the 16 corners
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #451 on: August 6, 2022, 07:30:36 pm »
Is this a parody? Feels like there has been only 20 minutes with actual football in this half. Pathetic stuff.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #452 on: August 6, 2022, 07:31:41 pm »
The way Fulham and Bournemouth played

That's just the newly promoted bounce/buzz in front of their own fans that mate. You should know from Arsenal's own experience away at Brentford at the beginning of last season. Norwich as well from a few years before that. They'll both fade as the season goes on.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #453 on: August 6, 2022, 07:36:00 pm »
Pickford giving the fans their money’s worth.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #454 on: August 6, 2022, 07:39:49 pm »
The way Fulham and Bournemouth played, Everton and Southampton are in serious trouble if they don’t spend big before the window shuts.

The irony being Everton are in serious trouble because they do spend big.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #455 on: August 6, 2022, 07:40:17 pm »
so much time wasting in this game...

15 minutes of injury time wouldn't have been enough.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #456 on: August 6, 2022, 07:40:32 pm »
100+ mins of absolute shite.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #457 on: August 6, 2022, 07:42:53 pm »
Been like watching a tickle fight with a bit of occasional wrestling,remarkable how light Chelsea is for firepower despite spending a ton of money.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #458 on: August 6, 2022, 07:43:48 pm »
Any other team and I’d say they were in a world of shit but Everton get lucky way beyond what they deserve.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #459 on: August 6, 2022, 07:43:59 pm »
Been like watching a tickle fight with a bit of occasional wrestling,remarkable how light Chelsea is for firepower despite spending a ton of money.

If they end up signing De Jong and a big money striker they'll surely have had the highest spend in a transfer window ever.

I still think they'll finish 3rd.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #460 on: August 6, 2022, 07:44:12 pm »
First non_LFC match I've watched on a Saturday for ages. Now I remember why I usually don't
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #461 on: August 6, 2022, 07:47:03 pm »
Comfortable win Duncan you madman?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #462 on: August 6, 2022, 07:47:44 pm »
The irony being Everton are in serious trouble because they do spend big.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #463 on: August 6, 2022, 07:48:28 pm »
Big Dunc said it would be a doddle 

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #464 on: August 7, 2022, 01:46:30 pm »
If Varane isn't carrying a knock, picking Maguire ahead of him seems a strange call.

Quality-wise, one is clearly better than the other.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #465 on: August 7, 2022, 02:00:52 pm »
Sky Sports have Eriksen down as playing striker? Is that right?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #466 on: August 7, 2022, 02:02:01 pm »
Get a small wedge on Danny Welbeck for a goal.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #467 on: August 7, 2022, 02:03:28 pm »
Sky Sports have Eriksen down as playing striker? Is that right?

There's no fixed positions for Man Utd according to the commentary. It looks like it's going to be Total Football from Man Utd this season. Dear EPL Teams, be very scared.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #468 on: August 7, 2022, 02:04:37 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #469 on: August 7, 2022, 02:06:01 pm »
The Bruno looks like he’s playing furthest forward. At the moment United are playing without a striker, and without a clue.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #470 on: August 7, 2022, 02:09:23 pm »
Death, taxes and Fred being shit.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #471 on: August 7, 2022, 02:14:08 pm »
After that 4-0 game last season I suppose getting a draw here will be touted as an improvement.

Maybe Ronnie will come on and score in the 88th min to prove he's still their Saviour!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #472 on: August 7, 2022, 02:15:17 pm »
The way the opposition keep falling over in promising positions in the United area, I'm wondering if they've booby-trapped it
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #473 on: August 7, 2022, 02:15:42 pm »
60m short lad just slipped to let welbz through, shame he too is shit.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #474 on: August 7, 2022, 02:15:42 pm »
After that 4-0 game last season I suppose getting a draw here will be touted as an improvement.

Maybe Ronnie will come on and score in the 88th min to prove he's still their Saviour!

Ronnie Pickering?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #475 on: August 7, 2022, 02:17:38 pm »
Loving the total football , as de gea hoofs it out of play

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #476 on: August 7, 2022, 02:18:11 pm »
Death, taxes and Fred being shit.

Fred us that much talked of, but actually quite rare phenomenon - a footballer who actually is much better without the ball than with it.

His midfield partner is similarly unusual in that regard.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #477 on: August 7, 2022, 02:18:14 pm »
Let's be honest here, Brain Potter couldn't manage his way out of a paper bag.

Brighton have had about 15 chances to get a good ball in and on each occasion, chose to do something braindead and shite.

Just attack the goal you fucking knobheads.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #479 on: August 7, 2022, 02:19:22 pm »
who?

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