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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #440 on: February 23, 2024, 10:22:12 pm »
So funny, when he decided to bring the whole team back.  :D
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #441 on: February 24, 2024, 09:54:45 am »
So funny, when he decided to bring the whole team back.  :D

I really presumed it was because he wanted to fire one of them, so was a bit odd when he fired people from who were already in the room.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #442 on: February 24, 2024, 10:17:08 am »
I really presumed it was because he wanted to fire one of them, so was a bit odd when he fired people from who were already in the room.

Good point actually, I forgot that. I was under the impression he was putting pressure on all of them as I think he said it was the worst performance by a team on that particular task in all the shows. 
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #443 on: February 24, 2024, 10:41:12 am »
Flo Edwards seems like the best candidate by some distance so far.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #444 on: February 24, 2024, 11:22:43 am »
Flo Edwards seems like the best candidate by some distance so far.

Yeah none of them have really stood out up until this task but I did spot she was making some sensible comments on where the best places to get the items from would be. Stuff like saying the waves on the south of the island would be bigger so they’d probably have the best chance of getting the surfboard there etc. Just little details that on the likes of this task make a big difference.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #445 on: February 26, 2024, 02:24:41 pm »
Flo Edwards seems like the best candidate by some distance so far.

Agreed, she's been very good so far. Balanced and measured in her approach.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #446 on: February 29, 2024, 09:41:11 pm »
That OutRun logo is killing me every time fucking hell.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #447 on: February 29, 2024, 09:43:03 pm »
Putting a tree on was plain daft as no one wanted to put their brand inside another one.  Paul got away with that, as he was a lousy team leader and also cost his team money as the tree was taking up valuable sponsoring space.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #448 on: February 29, 2024, 10:07:14 pm »
Pursliow on You're Fired.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #449 on: March 10, 2024, 11:28:17 am »
Flo Edwards seems like the best candidate by some distance so far.
Streets ahead of everyone else so far.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #450 on: March 10, 2024, 08:36:21 pm »
Phil must have an awesome idea to be allowed to stay in yet again, just crazy that he wasn't also sacked. He basically wrecked the recipe by not following the instructions!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #451 on: March 11, 2024, 09:56:16 am »
Phil must have an awesome idea to be allowed to stay in yet again, just crazy that he wasn't also sacked. He basically wrecked the recipe by not following the instructions!

I'm not so sure about that. The other team followed the instructions and there's too tasted like shit by all accounts. I actually think he was right to reduce the quantities, just not by as much as he did!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #452 on: March 11, 2024, 01:43:36 pm »
I'm not so sure about that. The other team followed the instructions and there's too tasted like shit by all accounts. I actually think he was right to reduce the quantities, just not by as much as he did!

He still hasn't won once though!
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #453 on: March 11, 2024, 01:48:07 pm »
They just get dumber every year don't they. And now it's incredibly obvious that they keep incompetent candidates around just because they're good television. Worst example was that woman who resembled Olive from On the Buses a couple of years back.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #454 on: March 13, 2024, 10:13:44 pm »
Bitta passion fruit in the Arctic? Bitta frozen whale meat in the Sahara? Why not
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #455 on: March 14, 2024, 10:47:15 pm »
Moira is a very very lucky girl. Taking Flo off the wine task after she’d done all the research and learned all of the facts was suicide. She deserves no credit for that win. It could have and should have backfired.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #456 on: March 14, 2024, 11:37:13 pm »
Moira is a very very lucky girl. Taking Flo off the wine task after she’d done all the research and learned all of the facts was suicide. She deserves no credit for that win. It could have and should have backfired.

Plus its a wine tour. They were always going to win and always bring in more money.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #457 on: March 16, 2024, 07:22:56 pm »
That Fawlty Towers Experience looks shite.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #458 on: March 16, 2024, 08:15:14 pm »
That Flo is one terrifying, miserable bint.


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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #459 on: March 17, 2024, 12:28:37 am »
Plus its a wine tour. They were always going to win and always bring in more money.

Yup, way easier to upsell bottles of wine to people drunk on wine instead of having to sell pretzels.

Tre is brilliant at the schmoozing side of things, really personable and engaging.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #460 on: March 21, 2024, 10:09:23 pm »
Worst PM ever?  Terrible idea, awful advert, and completely bottled the pitch.  She was a right brat throughout too, incredible she lasted as long as she did.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #461 on: March 22, 2024, 08:10:59 am »
Worst PM ever?  Terrible idea, awful advert, and completely bottled the pitch.  She was a right brat throughout too, incredible she lasted as long as she did.

Probably the least controversial firing ever. She didn't even turn up to You're Fired. And the audience vote was all but one for firing.

Mind you, they could have narrowly won the task as the other team were almost as bad.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #462 on: March 22, 2024, 09:28:45 am »
Anyone else really annoyed by Tre? He thinks he has won it already. Smarmy git.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #463 on: March 22, 2024, 09:30:39 am »
Anyone else really annoyed by Tre? He thinks he has won it already. Smarmy git.

I like him and he's great at winging it.  Don't think he'll win, Flo is the one who is getting all the favourable editing.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #464 on: March 22, 2024, 10:17:17 am »
What were they thinking with the logos. I shout at my TV so much during this show.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #465 on: March 22, 2024, 01:29:56 pm »
Probably the least controversial firing ever. She didn't even turn up to You're Fired. And the audience vote was all but one for firing.

Mind you, they could have narrowly won the task as the other team were almost as bad.

Didn't even get asked who to bring back, or any of the Lord sugar "and that's why...I'm struggling" gaff, just fired right there on the spot with no fuss or real debate.

I really want that Maura to go soon, never seen someone so confident and smug yet so incompetent in a long while of this.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #466 on: March 22, 2024, 01:31:16 pm »
I like him and he's great at winging it.  Don't think he'll win, Flo is the one who is getting all the favourable editing.

He is one of the few with an actual achievement to his name, getting no 3 in the UK charts 24 years ago

It isn't much but you don't have to have much to have more achievements than this lot

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #467 on: March 22, 2024, 01:35:18 pm »
I really want that Maura to go soon, never seen someone so confident and smug yet so incompetent in a long while of this.

Yep she's dreadful.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #468 on: March 22, 2024, 03:01:17 pm »
These are my pick for the last 4 (is that how many go to interviews?);

Flo
Tre
Rachel
Steve
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #469 on: March 22, 2024, 03:01:59 pm »
These are my pick for the last 4 (is that how many go to interviews?);

Flo
Tre
Rachel
Steve

5 for the interviews.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #470 on: March 22, 2024, 03:44:10 pm »
5 for the interviews.

In that case,

Flo
Tre
Rachel
Steve

For the fifth, I'm split between Paul and Phil. I think Phil is decent, but losing every single task he's been on isn't a good look.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #471 on: March 22, 2024, 04:40:30 pm »
Why is Phil still in this. He hasn't been on the winning team once, I can't believe how many chances he gets for not very much return. Right sacking and it's poor of her if she didn't turn up for You're Fired.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #472 on: March 22, 2024, 04:41:10 pm »
In that case,

Flo
Tre
Rachel
Steve

For the fifth, I'm split between Paul and Phil. I think Phil is decent, but losing every single task he's been on isn't a good look.

Decent at what exactly? 
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #473 on: March 22, 2024, 05:19:15 pm »
Decent at what exactly?

Baking. He can actually do all that alright it seems

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #474 on: March 22, 2024, 05:23:55 pm »
She had an absolute fucking mare and deserved to go, shocking.
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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #475 on: March 22, 2024, 05:28:05 pm »
She had an absolute fucking mare and deserved to go, shocking.

And seems a terrible person.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #476 on: March 22, 2024, 06:04:21 pm »
And seems a terrible person.

How so?.....
They have life in them, they have humour, they're arrogant, they're cocky and they're proud. And that's what I want my team to be.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #477 on: March 22, 2024, 06:09:04 pm »
I’d be wary of judging anyone based on their appearance in a heavily edited reality show. But she came across as someone who refused to listen to constructive ideas from people with more experience than her which is a huge mistake.

In fairness the other contestants have largely ignored her for the duration of the show. She seems quite meek and nervous and I don’t think inspires much confidence in the others. So when she actually got the chance to make the decisions, she seemed to want to do it all herself to prove that she was competent and that backfired massively.

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #478 on: March 22, 2024, 07:07:37 pm »
Her reaction to the video in the boardroom was hilarious though - "That was great".

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Re: The Apprentice
« Reply #479 on: March 22, 2024, 07:41:21 pm »
Her little comment of "oooh that's you" when they were talking about the branding in the pitch was pretty shithousey as well I thought. She couldn't have been more delighted.

It was actually quite a good idea I thought, just horribly executed and she carried herself terribly.