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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7280 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:01 pm »
Gakpo is a fantastic player
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7281 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:06 pm »
Macca will carve up teams with them through pass this season.
He's running the show for us, so good.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7282 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:07 pm »
That wasn’t far away from Mc Allister.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7283 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:27 pm »
Nice effort by Mac
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7284 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:36 pm »
The tendency against weaker teams is for everyone to go forwards looking for goals which means that we lose shape.

We'll beat up on a few teams this season but we'll be there for the taking too often if we don't sort the shape out/use the market effectively for another few defensive signings.

We're unbalanced, the system doesn't work or suit the players we have.

We'll have games as well where we play great football but still go in level or behind at half time because someone has simply booted the ball up the pitch.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7285 on: August 7, 2023, 07:59:58 pm »
We'll beat up on a few teams this season but we'll be there for the taking too often if we don't sort the shape out/use the market effectively for another few defensive signings.

We're unbalanced, the system doesn't work or suit the players we have.

You going to tell the manager? He's the one who keeps playing it.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7286 on: August 7, 2023, 08:00:04 pm »
True or false

Brian May once fell asleep in his front garden and a seagull laid an egg in his hair ?

True.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7287 on: August 7, 2023, 08:00:17 pm »


Liverpool’s upcoming season gonna make Boxing Day 1963 look like a boring non-event…


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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7288 on: August 7, 2023, 08:00:48 pm »
We'll beat up on a few teams this season but we'll be there for the taking too often if we don't sort the shape out/use the market effectively for another few defensive signings.

We're unbalanced, the system doesn't work or suit the players we have.

Just one player, it's Robbo.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7289 on: August 7, 2023, 08:00:51 pm »
OK fine I'll concede - Mac Allister is the best player in the league.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7290 on: August 7, 2023, 08:01:14 pm »
Macca will be in the running for Player of the Year.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7291 on: August 7, 2023, 08:01:21 pm »
Mac Allister looking good

The referee however ;D
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7292 on: August 7, 2023, 08:01:27 pm »
Mac Allister has been class.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7293 on: August 7, 2023, 08:01:33 pm »
True or false

Brian May once fell asleep in his front garden and a seagull laid an egg in his hair ?

My favourite ever one of these…

True or false

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7294 on: August 7, 2023, 08:01:42 pm »
True or false: Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them crab flavoured sticks.
True

True or False

Anyone willing to buy crab smelling sticks from the unidentified man visiting the pub just prior to closing was named the bravest man in the village?

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7295 on: August 7, 2023, 08:02:05 pm »
You going to tell the manager? He's the one who keeps playing it.

Then he needs the club to back him with a few more signings to at least give us a chance.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7296 on: August 7, 2023, 08:02:50 pm »
Szobo looks a bit rusty on the ball.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7297 on: August 7, 2023, 08:02:58 pm »
True or false: Crab sticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them crab flavored sticks.
Bloody shellfish corporations
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7298 on: August 7, 2023, 08:03:07 pm »
Then he needs the club to back him with a few more signings to at least give us a chance.

What have FSG got to do with the day to day tactics?

Got yourself into a spin there lad.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7299 on: August 7, 2023, 08:03:18 pm »
Then he needs the club to back him with a few more signings to at least give us a chance.

Can we have one thread where transfers are not mentioned.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7300 on: August 7, 2023, 08:03:20 pm »
Hornby tapping Salah up fo his shirt

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7301 on: August 7, 2023, 08:03:25 pm »
I can see us relying a lot on Mac allister this season judging by this half. Just hope we don’t knacker him out as he seems to be doing everything in midfield.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7302 on: August 7, 2023, 08:03:55 pm »
We'll beat up on a few teams this season but we'll be there for the taking too often if we don't sort the shape out/use the market effectively for another few defensive signings.

We're unbalanced, the system doesn't work or suit the players we have.

We'll have games as well where we play great football but still go in level or behind at half time because someone has simply booted the ball up the pitch.
oh look Stan Ogden isn't happy again
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7303 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:00 pm »
A bit disjointed at times. Mac was good though. Robertson looked a bit short of pace.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7304 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:01 pm »
Then he needs the club to back him with a few more signings to at least give us a chance.
Quite right. Propitiate the god of spending. The only answer
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7305 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:04 pm »
Mac Allister has been class.

He's what we've missed since Gini's peak years in midfield. He is class on the ball.
Could have done with Grujic and even Chirivella to tide us over this season

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7307 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:42 pm »
True or false

Brian May once fell asleep in his front garden and a seagull laid an egg in his hair ?
:lmao
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7308 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:56 pm »
Szobo looks a bit rusty on the ball.

He gives away a lot of fouls, has been apparent in all his games for us so far.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7309 on: August 7, 2023, 08:04:58 pm »
True

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7310 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:06 pm »
Can we have one thread where transfers are not mentioned.

As night follows day, everything inevitably comes back to transfers.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7311 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:16 pm »
Honestly a left center half for Robbo and we're cooking, even with Mac as a 6 (he's been excellent).

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7312 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:17 pm »
Mac Allister has been great, winning the ball back with real desire. Robbo doesn't need to get forward, we've got 7 attack minded players on the pitch as it is. I'd try Gomez there.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7313 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:27 pm »
MacAllister class above

We look so good in that attack but as a defensive unit we're just miles away still. One long ball and we're in trouble - how come we are still practicing this suicidal tactics?
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7314 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:28 pm »
Boring half scored only 2 and let in only 1  :D

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7315 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:37 pm »
Mac running the show. Good strength and tackling. Can definitely do a job in that deep role.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7316 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:45 pm »
What have FSG got to do with the day to day tactics?

Got yourself into a spin there lad.

Just saying for the system to work it'll take new signings IMO (at least a 6 and a LCB).

You can argue we should try a different approach. I'd rather we took less risks, as we already have the quality going forward.
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7317 on: August 7, 2023, 08:05:55 pm »
Need to figure out to use Szobo correctly on Trent and Salah’s side else it will be Henderson issue again,  where the RCM was disappearing for large durations of the game, not knowing where to pick up the ball in which pockets.

Mac and Thiago infront of 6 and we have the Xavi Iniesta Biscuits midfield!
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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7318 on: August 7, 2023, 08:06:06 pm »
MacAllister class above

We look so good in that attack but as a defensive unit we're just miles away still. One long ball and we're in trouble - how come we are still practicing this suicidal tactics?

It's pathetic really. Over and over and over again - we lose the ball and one hoof from the opposition and we're in trouble.

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Re: Pre-Season Thread
« Reply #7319 on: August 7, 2023, 08:06:42 pm »
MacAllister class, Gakpo too.

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