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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #560 on: March 16, 2023, 01:17:58 pm »
Grateful. That’s me and I’m grateful because of as you say, the 30 years before Klopp were frustrating. Then again, even during that time we had more success than many! But overall it wasn’t a great period for us.

I said ages ago that we’re entitled to fuck all, which is why gratitude not entitlement is the right response - especially when you consider the totally distorted competitive backdrop to football.

Sport is meant to be competitive, it isn't meant to be one sided otherwise it becomes boring or monotonous.

There was a time where when we lost, fans would laugh it off and look forward to the next game.

Don't get me wrong I hate losing like the best of them but I never expect us to win, that's the bonus.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #561 on: March 16, 2023, 05:07:26 pm »
Great posts Debs (aside from quoting Ronan Keating) and Charlie Adam :)
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #562 on: March 16, 2023, 05:15:50 pm »
Great posts Debs (aside from quoting Ronan Keating) and Charlie Adam :)

Whereas you, Hazell, say it best when you say nothing at all.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #563 on: March 16, 2023, 05:17:50 pm »
Great posts Debs (aside from quoting Ronan Keating) and Charlie Adam :)

I've no idea who Ronan Keating is so what did I quote?

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« Reply #564 on: March 16, 2023, 05:18:50 pm »
Whereas you, Hazell, say it best when you say nothing at all.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #565 on: March 16, 2023, 05:19:42 pm »
:-X

I’d have quoted a different Roman song had I known any. :D

Don’t be shy Debs, we’re all Boyzone fans here.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #566 on: March 16, 2023, 05:20:15 pm »
Back to weird…..people who put wooly jumpers on their dogs.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #567 on: March 16, 2023, 05:20:49 pm »
I’d have quoted a different Roman song had I known any. :D

Don’t be shy Debs, we’re all Boyzone fans here.

Again wouldn't know them mate 🤷

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #568 on: March 16, 2023, 05:22:34 pm »
Back to weird…..people who put wooly jumpers on their dogs.

What about people who put dogs on woolly jumpers? Like Giles Brandreth.

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« Reply #569 on: March 16, 2023, 05:22:46 pm »
I must be the only one who knows Loving Each Day.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #570 on: March 16, 2023, 05:23:57 pm »
Back to weird…..people who put wooly jumpers on their dogs.

👍 Absolutely mate but I've been told that people throw daggers at you if you're out walking a dog in cold or wet weather if they don't have a jacket on!

Mine go swimming in whatever water they can find, they'd drown with a coat on FFS!!

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« Reply #571 on: March 16, 2023, 05:25:12 pm »
I must be the only one who knows Loving Each Day.

Oh baby.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #572 on: March 16, 2023, 05:28:06 pm »
So nobody's going to tell me what I quoted...... Weidos  :P

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #573 on: March 16, 2023, 05:29:21 pm »
So nobody's going to tell me what I quoted...... Weidos  :P

Life is a rollercoaster, the ups and downs are what define us, the paths we take, our destination and how we get there.  If everything went perfectly we wouldn't learn or grow or become better. 

I feel sorry for those who can't enjoy all those experiences and processes and only want the cream.

I think you said it better than Ronan though.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #574 on: March 16, 2023, 05:55:03 pm »
So nobody's going to tell me what I quoted...... Weidos  :P

Is Weidos a Welsh insult?

You said life is a rollercoaster which was the title of a song by Roman Keating (debut single Hazell?), who was the lead singer of the Irish boyband Boyzone. I’m sure you’d know him if you saw him - maybe you’ve had more fortune in avoiding him than the rest of us! :D


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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #575 on: March 16, 2023, 05:56:20 pm »
I think you said it better than Ronan though.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #576 on: March 16, 2023, 05:57:50 pm »
Is Weidos a Welsh insult?

You said life is a rollercoaster which was the title of a song by Roman Keating (debut single Hazell?), who was the lead singer of the Irish boyband Boyzone. I’m sure you’d know him if you saw him - maybe you’ve had more fortune in avoiding him than the rest of us! :D


Was their meant to be a piccy in that post? Huge coding when I quoted.

Something from the Weid BoyZone?
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« Reply #577 on: March 16, 2023, 06:03:40 pm »
Was their meant to be a piccy in that post? Huge coding when I quoted.

Something from the Weid BoyZone?

There was. :D

And when I pasted it it was far too much to delete in my phone. So I left it thinking no one would ever know.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #578 on: March 16, 2023, 06:12:45 pm »
Is Weidos a Welsh insult?

You said life is a rollercoaster which was the title of a song by Roman Keating (debut single Hazell?), who was the lead singer of the Irish boyband Boyzone. I’m sure you’d know him if you saw him - maybe you’ve had more fortune in avoiding him than the rest of us! :D



Understood but I've googled him/them now.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #579 on: March 16, 2023, 06:16:51 pm »
Is Weidos a Welsh insult?

You said life is a rollercoaster which was the title of a song by Roman Keating (debut single Hazell?), who was the lead singer of the Irish boyband Boyzone. I’m sure you’d know him if you saw him - maybe you’ve had more fortune in avoiding him than the rest of us! :D

Think he's on The One Show sometimes as well, when Jermaine Jenas is taking a break from his plan to take over the world.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #580 on: March 16, 2023, 06:22:36 pm »
Think he's on The One Show sometimes as well, when Jermaine Jenas is taking a break from his plan to take over the world.

I don't watch that either 😂

I clearly am something weird 😁

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« Reply #581 on: March 16, 2023, 06:23:51 pm »
I don't watch that either 😂

I clearly am something weird 😁

Uh... Yeah... I don't watch it either.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #582 on: March 16, 2023, 06:38:02 pm »
I must be the only one who knows Loving Each Day.

That's because the rest of us are too busy, out there dancing all night and having a blast.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #583 on: March 16, 2023, 09:17:01 pm »
People starting work extra early and finishing way past their finish time thinking it'll help them climb up the ladder.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #584 on: March 16, 2023, 11:30:20 pm »
People starting work extra early and finishing way past their finish time thinking it'll help them climb up the ladder.
it could, and might ....

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« Reply #585 on: March 17, 2023, 11:35:19 am »
Just walked past a fella sat in a car parked up with the door open having a loud conversation on his phone, goes like this

"we didn't even have sex did we? I love you and you're my sister, you mean the world to me"

Goes without saying it was in Manchester!

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #586 on: March 17, 2023, 01:08:18 pm »
Just walked past a fella sat in a car parked up with the door open having a loud conversation on his phone, goes like this

"we didn't even have sex did we? I love you and you're my sister, you mean the world to me"

Goes without saying it was in Manchester!

Did you have a chance to count the fingers on his webbed hand?

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #587 on: March 17, 2023, 02:42:34 pm »
Did you have a chance to count the fingers on his webbed hand?

Couldn't see the hand, only the foot...
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #588 on: March 17, 2023, 03:13:20 pm »
why do farts smell worse when you're having a shower?

no, honestly, save a fart for the next time you're having a shower and you'll be grabbing the shower curtain like that scene from psycho
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #589 on: March 17, 2023, 03:54:30 pm »
why do farts smell worse when you're having a shower?

no, honestly, save a fart for the next time you're having a shower and you'll be grabbing the shower curtain like that scene from psycho

How the fuck do you "save" a fart?? 🤷

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« Reply #590 on: March 17, 2023, 04:04:08 pm »
How the fuck do you "save" a fart?? 🤷

Bottle it as ‘Eau de Fart’ and get that French lad Le Petomane to sponsor it.

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« Reply #591 on: March 17, 2023, 04:07:17 pm »
Bottle it as ‘Eau de Fart’ and get that French lad Le Petomane to sponsor it.

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« Reply #592 on: March 17, 2023, 06:04:36 pm »
why do farts smell worse when you're having a shower?

no, honestly, save a fart for the next time you're having a shower and you'll be grabbing the shower curtain like that scene from psycho
So much louder in the shower as well. Let one rip yesterday morning, sounded like an F-15 taking off.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #593 on: March 18, 2023, 08:35:34 am »
How the fuck do you "save" a fart?? 🤷

ladies can't do it because they don't fart  :wave
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #594 on: March 18, 2023, 09:13:28 am »
ladies can't do it because they don't fart  :wave

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #595 on: March 18, 2023, 09:17:34 am »
Airport queues baffle me. People standing in a queue for 40 minutes at the gate when you've a designated seat.

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« Reply #596 on: March 18, 2023, 09:19:35 am »
Airport queues baffle me. People standing in a queue for 40 minutes at the gate when you've a designated seat.

So you can get on the plane sooner and then moan about how long it’s taking for everyone else to board.

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« Reply #597 on: March 18, 2023, 09:48:00 am »
Airport queues baffle me. People standing in a queue for 40 minutes at the gate when you've a designated seat.

If you're last on, all the overhead space is usually gone and you lose legroom.
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« Reply #598 on: March 18, 2023, 10:05:15 am »
If you're last on, all the overhead space is usually gone and you lose legroom.

Don't think I've ever failed to get my carry on luggage into the overhead storage. That still doesn't explain people queuing who have no carry on luggage.

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« Reply #599 on: March 18, 2023, 10:35:25 am »
Buying televisions."  It's new and massive it's 5 inches bigger ", just move your sofa 5 inches closer to old television.
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