Author Topic: Premier League fixtures 9th-12th April (Read 37227 times)

mobydick · « **Reply #1040 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:02:34 pm »

Footballers can‘t dribble anymore, can they? It‘s all muscle and big thighs and run like fuck. When I think of somebody like George Best, the players these days just don‘t compare.

Fromola · « **Reply #1041 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:04:35 pm »

Everton really drag opponents down to their level. Bound to be a scruffy 1-0 win to them.

thaddeus · « **Reply #1042 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:06:29 pm »

A back six, defending deep, lumping balls up to Richarlison. It's a far cry from the Milan and Real Madrid sides that Ancelotti managed!

Tesco tearaway · « **Reply #1043 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:08:46 pm »

Quote from: jillc on April 12, 2021, 09:00:31 pm

To be fair, he broke the curse last game. 😀

True, true

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1044 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:23:22 pm »

Quote from: jillc on April 12, 2021, 09:00:31 pm

To be fair, he broke the curse last game. 😀

I am now only a partial curse...

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1045 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:28:12 pm »

Still only one side going to win this..

It should be Brighton... but it won’t be

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #1046 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:28:27 pm »

Quote from: TepidT2O on April 12, 2021, 09:23:22 pm

I am now only a partial curse...

We’ll find out Wednesday I guess. 😳

Dougle · « **Reply #1047 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:33:14 pm »

Wow, just watched 5 minutes of this. Rivetting. No crowd. Commentators dead. If this Everton side gets top 4 then what's the point of football. Simply dreadful.

OkieRedman · « **Reply #1048 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:33:29 pm »

This can only end one way based on both these side's seasons.

mobydick · « **Reply #1049 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:34:18 pm »

Is there nothing more repulsive that Ancelotti chewing the Cud on the touch line?

Caligula? · « **Reply #1050 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:35:46 pm »

Brighton might actually push for a place in the top half if they could finish. Or if they had a real goal scorer. Put Ings in that side and they'd have about 15 more goals than they currently have.

Hazell · « **Reply #1051 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:36:15 pm »

Quote from: Dougle on April 12, 2021, 09:33:14 pm

Wow, just watched 5 minutes of this. Rivetting. No crowd. Commentators dead. If this Everton side gets top 4 then what's the point of football. Simply dreadful.

Me too. I've seen Richarlison feign injury once and James twice in that time.

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #1052 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:38:38 pm »

Here’s a mad stat; Brighton in the expected points table are 5th!

Bobinhood · « **Reply #1053 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:40:14 pm »

those Ev uni's must have been designed by the winner of the annual "keeping inmates calm with paint" contest.

Kind of a Bland meets Boring Grass Camo look.

OkieRedman · « **Reply #1054 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:41:31 pm »

Holgate is frustratingly consistent.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #1055 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:42:46 pm »

Criminal how much money Everton have wasted under Moshiri.

Must be coming to £400 million to basically stand still.

Caligula? · « **Reply #1056 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:43:35 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on April 12, 2021, 09:42:46 pm

Criminal how much money Everton have wasted under Moshiri.

Must be coming to £400 million to basically stand still.

But they won at Anfield

OOS · « **Reply #1057 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:43:37 pm »

Two dreadful sides.

Only positive is the thought of Ev fans sat outside freezing watching this shite.

b_joseph · « **Reply #1058 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:44:03 pm »

Brighton are so wasteful

Gerry Attrick · « **Reply #1059 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:45:30 pm »

At some point it has to turn for Brighton, even average attacking players have to do something. They’re leading 15–5 on shots against a European contender here and it’s like this every game. If they ever find a striker watch out.

Dim Glas · « **Reply #1060 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:45:55 pm »

First bit of premier league football I’ve watched all week. A pertinent reminder of why I don’t watch it in the first place.

FlashGordon · « **Reply #1061 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:48:51 pm »

Bissouma is very good at the football. Maupay is not.

rushyman · « **Reply #1062 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:49:02 pm »

Maupay is shite

Boaty McBoatface · « **Reply #1063 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:49:06 pm »

Fucking Maupay.

mobydick · « **Reply #1064 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:49:14 pm »

Wtf maupay

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1065 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:49:22 pm »

Woeful from Maupay.

Andy82lfc · « **Reply #1066 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:50:17 pm »

Quote from: Dim Glas on April 12, 2021, 09:45:55 pm

First bit of premier league football I’ve watched all week. A pertinent reminder of why I don’t watch it in the first place.

I’ve been watching the Brazilian leagues and cups the last few months, entertainment value is so much better. Attacking teams for the majority, some very skilful players and if there is a rare no goal match it’s always likely there will be a few red cards, fights or military police involved instead.

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1067 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:50:17 pm »

This game is their for the taking for BHA.

cdav · « **Reply #1068 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:50:24 pm »

I like Bissouma, think he would be a decent addition for us

Caligula? · « **Reply #1069 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:50:35 pm »

Should be about 4-0 here

Copenred · « **Reply #1070 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:51:10 pm »

Brighton by far the better team. Seems surrealistic that were competing with this Everton team over top 4

OkieRedman · « **Reply #1071 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:51:13 pm »

Could you fucking imagine watching Maupay every week?

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #1072 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:51:15 pm »

Think I’ve jumped aboard the Bissouma train.

RedSince86 · « **Reply #1073 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:52:11 pm »

Welbeck hahahahaha.

Tragic player.

Caligula? · « **Reply #1074 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:52:18 pm »

Danny Welbeck

exiledintheUSA · « **Reply #1075 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:52:39 pm »

Danny Welbeck loves a turn down a blind alleyway.

Caligula? · « **Reply #1076 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:54:27 pm »

Quote from: RedSince86 on April 12, 2021, 09:52:11 pm

Welbeck hahahahaha.

Tragic player.

If ever there was a gif to illustrate a football player's abilities (or lack thereof), it's that gif for Welbeck

OkieRedman · « **Reply #1077 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:55:21 pm »

Quote from: exiledintheUSA on April 12, 2021, 09:52:39 pm

Danny Welbeck loves a turn down a blind alleyway.

And consciously not playing a relatively easy through ball.

elsewhere · « **Reply #1078 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:58:06 pm »

Maupay is like a poor man's Firmino

b_joseph · « **Reply #1079 on:** April 12, 2021, 09:58:46 pm »

Dont let the xG zealots fool you. Brighton are where they should be