Author Topic: Kabak signs (Read 171625 times)

NarutoReds · « **Reply #80 on:** February 2, 2021, 07:53:10 am »

Quote from: BigJimFinn on February 2, 2021, 06:26:17 am

Considering we aren't playing Tottenham again this season, Kabak going out to crunch Harry Kane would make him rather terrifying.
"Sir Harry of the Hotspur? My name is Ozan Kabak, The Turkish Cruncher. My apologies for disturbing your rehab, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you know that once we meet on the pitch, I will crunch you to little pieces and feed them to the pigeons. Here is a little appetizer so you will remember me!"

Sorry for the nonsense, the image just came to my mind and felt I needed to share it...

Haha!!! Me too!!! I would love to see him against Harry Kane!!!! Hahaha!!!

Stevie-A · « **Reply #81 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:04:34 am »

Quote from: stockdam on February 1, 2021, 10:40:39 pm

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Please, explain. My head is cabbaged from pondering your answer.

Higgins79 · « **Reply #82 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:25:45 am »

Does anybody know if the has to quarantine when he gets here or can he join up with the squad straight away?

Caston · « **Reply #83 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:29:02 am »

Quote from: Higgins79 on February 2, 2021, 08:25:45 am

Does anybody know if the has to quarantine when he gets here or can he join up with the squad straight away?

Elite sport is exempted

SinceSixtyFive · « **Reply #84 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:47:07 am »

I for one welcome our new Turkish overlord.

Hail Kabak! Holder of the Sacred Palindrome, Ruler of the Box and physical manifestation of the Great God Virgil.

Do us proud lad.

RedSamba · « **Reply #85 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:50:03 am »

plane tracking commence

7777 · « **Reply #86 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:57:39 am »

Quote from: RedSamba on February 2, 2021, 08:50:03 am

plane tracking commence

Needs to get straight down to Transalpino for a decent pair then...

Wabaloolah · « **Reply #87 on:** February 2, 2021, 08:57:43 am »

Welcome Ozan to the Champions of England

dutchkop · « **Reply #88 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:00:00 am »

Quote from: Kekule on February 1, 2021, 10:27:16 pm

Come on in, the water’s fine.

NO pressure joining as CB mid season with every game a must win

Plus RAWK & other LFC fans ready to give you a warm reception

Welcome

Always_A_Red · « **Reply #89 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:00:35 am »

Welcome to the best football club in the world Ozan - Excited to see how you develop & we'll support you all the way!

liverbloke · « **Reply #90 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:00:43 am »

great stuff - shame it means that the other 3 (at least) ain't coming back anytime soon

anyway, welcome to the champions

Red Beret · « **Reply #91 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:02:07 am »

Quote from: BigJimFinn on February 2, 2021, 06:26:17 am

Considering we aren't playing Tottenham again this season, Kabak going out to crunch Harry Kane would make him rather terrifying.
"Sir Harry of the Hotspur? My name is Ozan Kabak, The Turkish Cruncher. My apologies for disturbing your rehab, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you know that once we meet on the pitch, I will crunch you to little pieces and feed them to the pigeons. Here is a little appetizer so you will remember me!"

Sorry for the nonsense, the image just came to my mind and felt I needed to share it...

Seriously though, I hope he is the type of player who will go to the opposition: "if you want to go down crying and screaming and clutching something, I will make sure you have good reason to."

redwillow · « **Reply #92 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:04:42 am »

I know he wont be training so unlikely to play Wednesday, but is he eligible?

liverbloke · « **Reply #93 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:08:08 am »

ka ba koo koo koo

push pineapple shake the tree

redwillow · « **Reply #94 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:10:55 am »

Hes big
hes red
he'll spit on your fucking head
Kabak, Kabak

RainbowFlick · « **Reply #95 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:12:28 am »

Since finding out “Kabak” means pumpkin in Turkish I’ll never be able to keep a straight face if a song was decided.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #96 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:18:36 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on February 1, 2021, 10:47:07 pm

That's a bit vulgar. We're not just objects for your pleasure and amusement, you know.

*reported

Dull Tools · « **Reply #97 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:22:25 am »

Clear he won't be ready for City or Brighton but we really need to be working towards him or Davies being ready for mid - late March when hopefully we are in the quarter finals of the CL and pushing for either the league.

That gives us 7 games after the City game to one or both of them up to speed.

I would imagine our ideal midfield for a CL quarter final would be Hendo, Gini and Thiago with Fabinho in defence so we need to work out how we can quickly get one or both up to speed for that period.

redwillow · « **Reply #98 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:24:57 am »

Quote from: Dull Tools on February 2, 2021, 09:22:25 am

Clear he won't be ready for City or Brighton but we really need to be working towards him or Davies being ready for mid - late March when hopefully we are in the quarter finals of the CL and pushing for either the league.

That gives us 7 games after the City game to one or both of them up to speed.

I would imagine our ideal midfield for a CL quarter final would be Hendo, Gini and Thiago with Fabinho in defence so we need to work out how we can quickly get one or both up to speed for that period.

Would make sense to use Fab & Kabak in CL then Kabak & Davies in the league

RyanBabel19 · « **Reply #99 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:27:28 am »

Quote from: Djozer on February 2, 2021, 01:59:33 am

I also think this. Not sure why, just a feeling really as I haven't watched much of him, but he was very highly rated from the little I've read and seen. Surprised people aren't more excited by this one. Reckon he could well end up a better Lovren, and I like Lovren a lot.

My only reservation would be his age/lack of experience, and maybe the impetousness that sometimes comes with it. He ticks so many boxes though - good aerially, pretty quick, decent technically. It's all good. Actually, the spitting would be another reservation. Hopefully he doesn't do more of the spitting. Other than that though, I'm made up.

Seems to have had glowing reviews before his move to Germany and kept impressing while there too. I like the fact he has all these physical attributes and the bravery to his game. Like I said in the tramsfer thread, his criticisms are things that can be worked on by Klopp. At 20, he could be developed into a great CB

Funky_Gibbons · « **Reply #100 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:36:24 am »

Is he injured yet?

SinceSixtyFive · « **Reply #101 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:38:43 am »

Quote from: RedSamba on February 2, 2021, 08:50:03 am

plane tracking commence

I do hope the undercarriage of that jet holds up.

Would be crap if he had to " hit the ground running".

I'll get my coat

Samie · « **Reply #102 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:51:01 am »

If he lives up to his potential we sign him without any hesitation in the summer.

Ab125 · « **Reply #103 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:52:25 am »

Quote from: RedSamba on February 2, 2021, 08:50:03 am

plane tracking commence

Landed in manc

Yorkykopite · « **Reply #104 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:54:27 am »

Hope him and Tsimikas are able to get on.

The Test · « **Reply #105 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:56:33 am »

Quote from: Jon2lfc on February 1, 2021, 10:33:40 pm

He's our new CB and his middle name is Muhammad.

Therefore, instant affinity with our other Mohamed, Salah?

The club have finally filled the Dejan void

Tsimikas is Salah's new Lovren replacement apparently.

jacobs chains · « **Reply #106 on:** February 2, 2021, 09:57:13 am »

Quote from: Yorkykopite on February 2, 2021, 09:54:27 am

Hope him and Tsimikas are able to get on.

So long as they don't get caught Cyprussing too high up the pitch it should be okay.

macmanamanaman · « **Reply #107 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:01:26 am »

Quote from: The Test on February 2, 2021, 09:56:33 am

Tsimikas is Salah's new Lovren replacement apparently.

Fkin hell, Kostas!

GoldenGloves25 · « **Reply #108 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:08:54 am »

Has a look of Ederson but without the gold teeth and STDs

The Test · « **Reply #109 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:13:23 am »

Quote from: macmanamanaman on February 2, 2021, 10:01:26 am

Fkin hell, Kostas!

Apparently it began when they were on a plane back to Liverpool together at the start of the season. Few cocktails, bit of horseplay over "who gets the armrest", one thing led to another....

missis sumner · « **Reply #110 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:18:49 am »

Can we change the thread title to Poet Pumpkin?

Higgins79 · « **Reply #111 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:21:04 am »

We have no mid-week game next week, ideal time to get him and Davies up to speed on the training pitch.

missis sumner · « **Reply #112 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:25:45 am »

Quote from: Zoomers on February 2, 2021, 05:47:30 am

Where's his interview?

Give him a chance! He's only just arrived in Liverpool!

BarryCrocker · « **Reply #113 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:26:17 am »

Quote from: missis sumner on February 2, 2021, 10:18:49 am

Can we change the thread title to Poet Pumpkin?

Hopefully he'll carve out a successful career at LFC.

Bread · « **Reply #114 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:54:29 am »

Courtesy of Paddy Power, I quite like "Kabak for Good", to the tune of "Back for Good" by Take That.

Ties nicely into the fact that he's a loanee.

aw1991 · « **Reply #115 on:** February 2, 2021, 10:57:05 am »

Hope he'll help us win Kabak-to-back titles

robertobaggio37 · « **Reply #116 on:** February 2, 2021, 11:03:37 am »

Can he play tomorrow?

Samie · « **Reply #117 on:** February 2, 2021, 11:15:22 am »

Do you think Kostas will welcome him with open arms?

aw1991 · « **Reply #118 on:** February 2, 2021, 11:20:46 am »

Quote from: robertobaggio37 on February 2, 2021, 11:03:37 am

Can he play tomorrow?

Think so but probably won't. I think Davies would be on the bench though.

Red Cactii · « **Reply #119 on:** February 2, 2021, 11:21:20 am »

His initials are OK, works for me. He must be buzzing at going from 18th in Bundesliga to the Premier League Champions, good luck young man!