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Timo Werner
« on: May 5, 2020, 10:37:29 AM »
In the midst of all this football nothingness is a report that LFC are requesting more time to assess the impact of covid 19 before commting to a £52.7 purchase of one of the current stars of the bundesliga. Now I'm no less keen than the next guy to read of posters new insight in threads about matches from 15 years ago however how is it that RAWK is the only fan site were we're unable to discuss our potential new superstar with all the ramifications that may entail?
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #1 on: May 5, 2020, 11:26:18 AM »
Since when has Fabrizio Romano contributed to The Guardian?  :o

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #2 on: May 5, 2020, 11:38:16 AM »
Since when has Fabrizio Romano contributed to The Guardian?  :o
He's freelanced for them for a while, at least a year. He basically just fills space when there nothing going on.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #3 on: May 5, 2020, 01:57:27 PM »
A quick scan of his Guardian home page shows he has his ear to the ground in such matters, but that wasnt the issue.
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #4 on: May 5, 2020, 02:00:17 PM »
There's an active Bundesliga thread, go and talk there if you like mate. A few of the posters already have.

Also with the current situation we may not even buy him.

Also an Italian talking about a German player from a German club  going to an English one, yeah he has ears on the ground for that one.  ;D

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #5 on: May 5, 2020, 03:29:23 PM »
cheers Boris
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #6 on: May 5, 2020, 03:37:42 PM »
Hey I could've been a dickhead and give you the answers a mod would.  :wave

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #7 on: May 5, 2020, 03:59:09 PM »
Come on Samie, mods dont give dickhead answers, merely dogmatic I'd say . Anyway to the Bundesliga thread it is, obvs.
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #8 on: May 5, 2020, 04:30:33 PM »
In the midst of all this football nothingness is a report that LFC are requesting more time to assess the impact of covid 19 before commting to a £52.7 purchase of one of the current stars of the bundesliga. Now I'm no less keen than the next guy to read of posters new insight in threads about matches from 15 years ago however how is it that RAWK is the only fan site were we're unable to discuss our potential new superstar with all the ramifications that may entail?

Maybe because it will derail into pointless shite, point scoring and speculation in less time than it took me to type this?
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There is another option. Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #9 on: May 5, 2020, 04:47:58 PM »
I did think to myself maybe we should reopen the transfer forum during lockdown. Then I poured myself a beer and decided not to bother raising it in the staff room.

I can report the beer was more enjoyable than the transfer forum has ever been. 


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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #10 on: May 5, 2020, 04:49:42 PM »
I did think to myself maybe we should reopen the transfer forum during lockdown. Then I poured myself a beer and decided not to bother raising it in the staff room.

I can report the beer was more enjoyable than the transfer forum has ever been.

Amen to that, but don't tell Tepid.  ;)
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #11 on: May 5, 2020, 05:52:51 PM »
I can report the beer was more enjoyable than the transfer forum has ever been.

Was it a German beer?

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #12 on: May 5, 2020, 05:53:26 PM »
I did think to myself maybe we should reopen the transfer forum during lockdown. Then I poured myself a beer and decided not to bother raising it in the staff room.

I can report the beer was more enjoyable than the transfer forum has ever been. 



Or the staff room...
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #13 on: May 5, 2020, 05:59:11 PM »
Was it a German beer?

Chiltern Brewery.

https://untappd.com/b/the-chiltern-brewery-earl-grey-ipa/1450846

And they have now run out of it.

But it is the 5L keg for free local delivery. Yes, I can order beer deliveries more easily that supermarket shops...

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #14 on: May 5, 2020, 06:01:19 PM »
Chiltern Brewery.

https://untappd.com/b/the-chiltern-brewery-earl-grey-ipa/1450846

And they have now run out of it.

But it is the 5L keg for free local delivery. Yes, I can order beer deliveries more easily that supermarket shops...

Not a big lover of IPAs. To be fair I’m not a big lover of any type of alcohol at the moment. Not had a drop since a night out on 13th March.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #15 on: May 5, 2020, 06:24:35 PM »
He's freelanced for them for a while, at least a year. He basically just fills space when there nothing going on.
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #16 on: May 5, 2020, 11:35:41 PM »
Get me 50 hench men, some burning  torches, 23 pitch forks , a spear, two packets of pork scratchings and a copy of Razzle (the last couple being for Capon)

We’re rounding up  lynch mob and we’re going to demand a transfer forum so we can discuss who no fucker can afford to sign.

Count me in.
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #17 on: May 5, 2020, 11:38:12 PM »
I heard you've been furlowed mate. RAWK might not need you for the summer.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #18 on: May 6, 2020, 12:14:41 AM »
Get me 50 hench men, some burning  torches, 23 pitch forks , a spear, two packets of pork scratchings and a copy of Razzle (the last couple being for Capon)

We’re rounding up  lynch mob and we’re going to demand a transfer forum so we can discuss who no fucker can afford to sign.

Count me in.

I might have know you’d turn up eventually. 😀
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #19 on: May 6, 2020, 09:03:10 AM »
A Werner thread would be good, so we can keep the Bundesliga thread for discussion about actual football.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #20 on: May 6, 2020, 10:05:22 AM »
A Werner thread would be good, so we can keep the Bundesliga thread for discussion about actual football.

Let us know when you find some actual football going on.

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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #21 on: May 6, 2020, 09:49:36 PM »
Get me 50 hench men, some burning  torches, 23 pitch forks , a spear, two packets of pork scratchings and a copy of Razzle (the last couple being for Capon)

We’re rounding up  lynch mob and we’re going to demand a transfer forum so we can discuss who no fucker can afford to sign.

Count me in.
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« Reply #22 on: May 6, 2020, 09:50:54 PM »
Jonny Briggs had a Dog called Razzle
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #23 on: May 6, 2020, 10:51:50 PM »
Capon gets wet at the thought of a party sized packet of Frazzles.


And no football means no transfer forum means no Werner thread. The Transfer Forum has been furloughed, which is almost but not quite as bad as being Christian Purslowed.
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Re: Timo Werner
« Reply #24 on: June 3, 2020, 11:37:01 AM »
Capon gets wet at the thought of a party sized packet of Frazzles.


And no football means no transfer forum means no Werner thread. The Transfer Forum has been furloughed, which is almost but not quite as bad as being Christian Purslowed.

Wow, you are back and how! Closing down threads and turning down transfer threads. Your my favourite mod now.  ;)
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