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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2800 on: September 16, 2020, 06:20:01 PM »
Who was it earlier in the summer saying they thought Root under bowled himself in tests?

Mrs. Root?
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2801 on: September 16, 2020, 06:21:05 PM »
Could be on for a 5-for at this rate the way he's bowling.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2802 on: September 16, 2020, 06:21:15 PM »
Rashid must be licking his lips at this
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2803 on: September 16, 2020, 06:22:10 PM »
Anyone seen Fordy since midway through the last game?

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2804 on: September 16, 2020, 06:22:12 PM »
Mrs. Root?

Nah. Claire's accessories. Free advertising
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2805 on: September 16, 2020, 06:28:21 PM »
I hope they don't get bowled out too cheaply, certainly not before the 50 overs. I'd like to see as much cricket as possible with it being the last for a while, does that sound daft?
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Was thinking just that. Are these aussieís going to make me watch Everton vs Salford!?
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2806 on: September 16, 2020, 06:38:49 PM »
man who can't pronounce his own surname tried to run himself out, failed, but then succeeded.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2807 on: September 16, 2020, 06:38:53 PM »
Was thinking just that. Are these aussieís going to make me watch Everton vs Salford!?

I think they are with running like that!

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2808 on: September 16, 2020, 06:46:07 PM »
Some odds on us winning the series when we were 140 odd last match. Looks nailed on now

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« Reply #2809 on: September 16, 2020, 06:55:30 PM »
Some odds on us winning the series when we were 140 odd last match. Looks nailed on now

I think the fun had stopped then!  ;D
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2810 on: September 16, 2020, 06:59:09 PM »
Dining out on the famous RAWK humble pie. I've had a few portions of it over the years, and I don't even like pie!
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2811 on: September 16, 2020, 06:59:57 PM »
Anyone seen Fordy since midway through the last game?

I'm watching. I'm here.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2812 on: September 16, 2020, 07:03:18 PM »
I'm watching. I'm here.

Phew! Was getting worried!

Which way is this game going?

Hoping Maxwellís law of averages donít go awry and he has one of his innings here. One more wicket soon should do it.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2813 on: September 16, 2020, 07:05:25 PM »
Isn't that the point of Humble Pie?

Careful, I'll start telling my Wigan Pie jokes.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2814 on: September 16, 2020, 07:08:17 PM »
I think its bold captaincy to stick with Root, despite the wickets.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2815 on: September 16, 2020, 07:09:52 PM »
I think its bold captaincy to stick with Root, despite the wickets.

Iíd take him off now, heís been very useful but his economy rate seems to be creeping up.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2816 on: September 16, 2020, 07:11:51 PM »
Careful, I'll start telling my Wigan Pie jokes.

They don't sound too bad - the pies not the jokes. But I love a pie.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2817 on: September 16, 2020, 07:12:11 PM »
Need to get Maxwell out here

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2818 on: September 16, 2020, 07:13:30 PM »
Need to get Maxwell out here

Yeah, seem to be losing a bit of control at the moment.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2819 on: September 16, 2020, 07:15:39 PM »
Whenever I see Jason Roy in the field Iím unimpressed (notwithstanding the World Cup win).

Is he considered a good fielder by todayís standards?
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2820 on: September 16, 2020, 07:18:35 PM »
One of these two needs to fuck off now.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2821 on: September 16, 2020, 07:19:04 PM »
Need someone taller than Root on that short boundary. :)
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2822 on: September 16, 2020, 07:20:14 PM »
Careful, I'll start telling my Wigan Pie jokes.

Orwell's Lancastrian spin on the Northumberland favourite, The Toad in Wigan Pie.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2823 on: September 16, 2020, 08:05:00 PM »
That Archer no ball's looking pretty damn costly right now. Nervous as fuck watching this!

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2824 on: September 16, 2020, 08:14:55 PM »
Impossible to call.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2825 on: September 16, 2020, 08:15:35 PM »
300 pitch.

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2826 on: September 16, 2020, 08:15:50 PM »
This is brilliantly poised. Archer to lob a few grenades now
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2827 on: September 16, 2020, 08:16:39 PM »
Super Over.

Oh, hang on, Archer back.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2828 on: September 16, 2020, 08:17:24 PM »
We'll still do it.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2829 on: September 16, 2020, 08:20:24 PM »
That's a better over.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2830 on: September 16, 2020, 08:25:27 PM »
Old Buttler-fingers is at it again.

No body in the way or anything. He had a clear sight of that. There are club wicketkeepers more competent than him behind the stumps.
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« Reply #2831 on: September 16, 2020, 08:26:52 PM »
We'll still do it.

Yeah advantage still England here. Only need one wicket essentially and still have a few overs for archer, wood and woakes
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2832 on: September 16, 2020, 08:27:25 PM »
Old Buttler-fingers is at it again.

No body in the way or anything. He had a clear sight of that. There are club wicketkeepers more competent than him behind the stumps.

To be honest Iím more concerned with Archerís bowling.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2833 on: September 16, 2020, 08:29:38 PM »
Bring on the super over

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2834 on: September 16, 2020, 08:30:12 PM »
To be honest Iím more concerned with Archerís bowling.

Add Wood to that, spraying everything down leg.
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2835 on: September 16, 2020, 08:44:19 PM »
In a bit of a hole now.  These two seeing it like a football. 

Englandís best hope is one of them tripping over their own laces whilst running a single.

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« Reply #2836 on: September 16, 2020, 08:45:07 PM »
In a bit of a hole now.  These two seeing it like a football. 

Englandís best hope is one of them tripping over their own laces whilst running a single.

England's best hope should have been having a wicket keeper who can catch the ball

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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2837 on: September 16, 2020, 08:45:54 PM »
Have to back Australia from here. RR isnít even at 9.

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« Reply #2838 on: September 16, 2020, 08:47:04 PM »
Have to back Australia from here. RR isnít even at 9.

Yeah. Big collapse if they lose it from here
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Re: Englandís Cricketing Summer 2020 - Sri Lanka, West Indies, Australia, Pakistan
« Reply #2839 on: September 16, 2020, 08:47:18 PM »
No ball, dropped catch, 180 odd partnership.

The margins at this level eh?
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