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Looks like Phil Foden found a team to play with on Formby Beach. Finally got a game

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/02/phil-foden-manchester-city-physical-distancing-guidelines-formby-beach


To be honest, the rules are quite vague right now. I can understand why they might have
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To be honest, the rules are quite vague right now. I can understand why they might have
Can you imagine how Pep must feel? He's lost his mother to the Covid-19 and these selfish pricks are behaving like this?
( Foden may have a case if they were maintaing social distance, but that's almost impossible to guarantee at the beach.  Kyle though ....)
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Looks like Phil Foden found a team to play with on Formby Beach. Finally got a game

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jun/02/phil-foden-manchester-city-physical-distancing-guidelines-formby-beach

I'm amazed anyone recognised the Lesser Spotted Foden.

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According to the Mirror City may have to wait until two months to hear the result of their court case over whether they can compete in the Champions League next season. That could really mess things up for them.
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this is a parody isn't it?
surely?
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Hooray!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Isn't that advert/skit almost 2 years old now? How are people just seeing it?

Regardless - it's great that it still makes people laugh. It really is comical.

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Doesn’t Klopp live right by Formby beach? Chance encounter?

Not that we need the little E.T. Lookalike.

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this is a parody isn't it?
surely?
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Hooray!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

You've not seen it? You should watch the whole thing, if you can bear sitting through it. ;D
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this is a parody isn't it?
surely?
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Hooray!
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


It was never intended for a UK audience. Etisat I think wanted it for the far East.

Pretty stupid that a large telecommunications company didn't think others would see it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6fNYwtGc4

If you want the link for it.

Can't believe there's absolutely no comments on that ;D Have they been going through deleting them ?

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Can't believe there's absolutely no comments on that ;D Have they been going through deleting them ?

Maybe just a another indicator of how little they really matter to anyone.
In spite of cheating and buying all their trophies, no one can actually be bothered, even when they release such a cringefest of bollocks.
Imagine if it was the real Mancs or us?
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They probably turned the comments off
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They probably turned the comments off

Well not at the moment

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 :) Truly wholesome footage from a Manchester older men only water bar.

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just seen a little of their protest ( yeah great timing everyones obviously gonna be keen to see THIS protest at the moment) some fans seemed to be unfurling a big banner with words on it, but sky news ignored what was on it whilst speaking to some muppets. our club says we're innocent so we have to believe them yadda yadda.

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Arf!



Those are People, not drawing pins.

£8k they spunked on this, while Merseyside schools are making and donating PPE to Greater Manchester.

Reckon anyone who contributed should have their hard drives checked

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Arf!



Jesus, they don't do irony in Manchester!!

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Doesn’t Klopp live right by Formby beach? Chance encounter?

Not that we need the little E.T. Lookalike.

Foden hanging round Formby to get a selfie with our Jurgen?
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Arf!



I thought they were pins, until I realised they were people(mancs don't count I know), which then had me doubting myself in why did I think it was a poster on a wall, why was I thinking some shit drawing on a wall powered by WindowsXp?..... more fool me, apparently not. Its a real effort at a banner. :lmao


This, my friends,  is the artistic and cutting edge humour, of your average sad manc gobshite. Its so shit, its brilliant. Block 1892, SoS and all independents, please take note, the bar has been raised. :lmao


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Those are People, not drawing pins.

£8k they spunked on this, while Merseyside schools are making and donating PPE to Greater Manchester.

Reckon anyone who contributed should have their hard drives checked

 :shocked

That is so, so bad.

I honestly thought it was something a kid knocked up on his computer until you said they were people standing there, not drawing pins in a board.  :o

They actually spent money on that?  :duh
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Rick Parry? Rick Parry who’s now heading up the Championship? Good to see he’s involved in stopping City somehow. :D

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Rick Parry? Rick Parry who’s now heading up the Championship? Good to see he’s involved in stopping City somehow. :D

It is their natural level after all.
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They seem to find quite imaginative ways to be even more cringey, which is impressive.
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Rick Parry? Rick Parry who’s now heading up the Championship? Good to see he’s involved in stopping City somehow. :D

He is/was on the investigatory panel, for that reason alone I'm surprised they managed to find them guilty in the first place

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Hope they've got permission to use muppet show logo and characters, they might find themselves forkin out more than 8 grand fighting their own law suite.

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Not sure if they're on about themselves or UEFA here!

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State of them.

Be nice if someone put that much effort into protesting their scumbag owners.

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Arf!



And I bet that as sooner as that banner was finished, they took to Twitter to call Liverpool fans 'victims'. The absolute weirdos.

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8 grand on a fuckin banner  :butt

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Wow, that is just insane, nobody cares that much about them and if uefa did have some conspiracy that impacted them, it would be one about keeping more honest and famous clubs happy by smacking down a cheating small club.

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Hope they've got permission to use muppet show logo and characters, they might find themselves forkin out more than 8 grand fighting their own law suite.

They'll be fine, it is not like Disney who own the Muppets are at all litigious when it comes to defending their interests. :lmao

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8 grand on a fuckin banner  :butt

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Looks more like a sheet than a quilt to me, maybe if they put "This is a Sheet" on it it would've been easier to tell

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I genuinely thought was a scrap of paper until it was mentioned that there were people holding it.


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I genuinely thought was a scrap of paper until it was mentioned that there were people holding it.
Me too! What the actual fuck?! So embarrassing.
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City as bullish as ever, really hope their appeal gets thrown out. Otherwise football will become die.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/manchester-city-ffp-appeal-cas-lawyers-champions-league-a9550271.html
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City as bullish as ever, really hope their appeal gets thrown out. Otherwise football will become die.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/manchester-city-ffp-appeal-cas-lawyers-champions-league-a9550271.html
they were confident the first time and the ‘they’ll get off’ reports were coming from city journos then, so pinches of slat and all that