I’ve spent the last three weeks injecting saline solution into my testicles in order to make them absolutely gigantic. They are now big testicles. Huge testicles. Enormous. Unfortunately, every time I move I weep with pain. This makes me bad tempered. But at least I have very large testicles. I will be charging admittance from next week. Who wants to see my huge balls? I’ve built a large spectators area. My testicles are very big. If you have big testicles and you know it, clap your hands. Why aren’t you clapping? Clap, you cuntbags. Clap my enormous balls.