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Re: COVID-19 - The General Stuff Thread. NO CONSPIRACY SHITE!
« Reply #10200 on: March 20, 2020, 05:48:53 pm »
Haha tit on the news wearing a mask :lmao

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« Reply #10201 on: March 20, 2020, 05:49:40 pm »
Sky news views this is unprecedented even in wartime.  Semi nationalisation of the private sector its reported as.  But recognising the Govt. is now panicking.

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« Reply #10202 on: March 20, 2020, 05:49:42 pm »
I was thinking more like this



He was just on the news.

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« Reply #10203 on: March 20, 2020, 05:49:59 pm »
Imagine the amount of people c*nts arranging one last piss up.
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« Reply #10204 on: March 20, 2020, 05:50:01 pm »
Up to people not to be c*nts.

Yeah that'll happen

Everything they've done so far seems to have been to actively get people to go out, catch it and then stay in their houses.
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« Reply #10205 on: March 20, 2020, 05:51:03 pm »
Review monthly. Will people understand how serious this is now?

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« Reply #10206 on: March 20, 2020, 05:56:29 pm »
Missus down the offie getting shed loads of ale in.

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« Reply #10207 on: March 20, 2020, 05:56:50 pm »
Just going to bathe in all this glorious socialism

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« Reply #10208 on: March 20, 2020, 05:57:48 pm »
So is he saying that it's unprecented then?
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« Reply #10209 on: March 20, 2020, 05:59:32 pm »
Yeah that'll happen

Everything they've done so far seems to have been to actively get people to go out, catch it and then stay in their houses.

It’s people ignoring advice though.
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« Reply #10210 on: March 20, 2020, 06:00:37 pm »
Ffs. We're copying the French. Why couldn't we do the cocaine posters instead?






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« Reply #10211 on: March 20, 2020, 06:02:00 pm »
What the hell is going on in Italy?

They're in lockdown but the death rate is increasing massively. It doesn't make sense.

Was mentioned earlier in the thread an estimated 40% of people are not adhering to the lockdown based on phone data

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« Reply #10212 on: March 20, 2020, 06:04:40 pm »
lol that bloke with the pirate hat and the plague mask on :D

(Got the BBC stream a bit behind)
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« Reply #10213 on: March 20, 2020, 06:06:13 pm »
What the hell is going on in Italy?

They're in lockdown but the death rate is increasing massively. It doesn't make sense.

Damage was likely done.  With an incubation period supposedly of two weeks.  How many people can the average infected person spread the virus to in a 2 week period?

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« Reply #10214 on: March 20, 2020, 06:06:23 pm »
I've been saying this privately for a few months so I'll say it publicly now - the Earth has an itch, this virus is the scratch. Mother Earth, Gaia - she'll be fine without humans - we don't need to save the planet, we need to save ourselves. Maybe this is indeed the wake up call we need.

This so true. I dont think we will save ourselves, simply too greedy and selfish.

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« Reply #10215 on: March 20, 2020, 06:06:57 pm »
Universal credit... is it true you can’t apply for it if your partner earns a certain amount? Can anyone clarify this?

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« Reply #10216 on: March 20, 2020, 06:08:12 pm »
No - Payment on account in July. That's a relief for me. Also means we can keep our staff on for the long term. Worried we were going to run out of cash in a few months and be forced to lay them off as we have almost no work coming in.

Ace that :)

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« Reply #10217 on: March 20, 2020, 06:09:40 pm »
So is he saying that it's unprecented then?

He said it is unprecedented an unprecedented number of times, some seem to think he was mightily impressive. The problem is not the giveaway which was inevitable it is how they intend to get the money back. Ideally it will be by creating a fairer society, however the likelihood is that it will by an unprecedented level of austerity. An unprecedented attack on public services and an unprecedented attack on those least able to pay.
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« Reply #10218 on: March 20, 2020, 06:10:03 pm »
I’m self employed     I saw nothing at all today protecting my income

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« Reply #10219 on: March 20, 2020, 06:10:36 pm »
Seen footage of that Weatherspoons brexit owner on earlier (before these announcements) arguing unsurprisingly for pubs to remain open.  Wonder how he is now?

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« Reply #10220 on: March 20, 2020, 06:10:47 pm »
He said it is unprecedented an unprecedented number of times, some seem to think he was mightily impressive. The problem is not the giveaway which was inevitable it is how they intend to get the money back. Ideally it will be by creating a fairer society, however the likelihood is that it will by an unprecedented level of austerity. An unprecedented attack on public services and an unprecedented attack on those least available to pay.

I suspect you might well be correct in that assertion.
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« Reply #10221 on: March 20, 2020, 06:11:48 pm »
At least Brexit will be delayed. At this rate the transition period will last a decade.

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« Reply #10222 on: March 20, 2020, 06:13:20 pm »
I’m self employed     I saw nothing at all today protecting my income

We are well and truly fucked.

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« Reply #10223 on: March 20, 2020, 06:14:04 pm »
Seen footage of that Weatherspoons brexit owner on earlier (before these announcements) arguing unsurprisingly for pubs to remain open.  Wonder how he is now?
Hopefully full fucking meltdown. It would be lovely if someone has footage of it. :)
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« Reply #10224 on: March 20, 2020, 06:14:37 pm »
Scientific evidence today effectively rubbished Johnson's fanciful claim yesterday we can turn the tide in 12 weeks, so in that context measures are unsurprising.

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« Reply #10225 on: March 20, 2020, 06:16:13 pm »
Seen footage of that Weatherspoons brexit owner on earlier (before these announcements) arguing unsurprisingly for pubs to remain open.  Wonder how he is now?

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Re: COVID-19 - The General Stuff Thread. NO CONSPIRACY SHITE!
« Reply #10228 on: March 20, 2020, 06:21:10 pm »
 Rishi  Sunak made Boris  look like a rank amateur. Johnson may regret that appointment in a week or two when he is out of a job.

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« Reply #10229 on: March 20, 2020, 06:22:23 pm »
Rishi  Sunak made Boris  look like a rank amateur. Johnson may regret that appointment in a week or two when he is out of a job.

Why will he be out of a job?
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« Reply #10230 on: March 20, 2020, 06:22:42 pm »
I’m self employed     I saw nothing at all today protecting my income

Same. No sick pay cos we’re not sick. No income support at all.

We make 80% of our money from April-Oct. Our income for March, April and may has fallen to zero while we still have to pay our monthly work expenses. The self employed contribute 305bn to the economy and have been left shafted here.

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« Reply #10231 on: March 20, 2020, 06:23:32 pm »
What the hell is going on in Italy?

They're in lockdown but the death rate is increasing massively. It doesn't make sense.

Would need to see the regional numbers. But there were reports cases were increasing a lot in the south (where healthcare facilities aren't great). Lots of people moved down from the north when they made a mistake of only doing a northern lockdown initially.

In any case, most countries are right on Italy's trajectory. Hopefully they can learn and adapt over the next two weeks.

Good to see the UK finally getting their act together. A week late, but nevertheless.

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« Reply #10232 on: March 20, 2020, 06:24:25 pm »
I was thinking more like this



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« Reply #10233 on: March 20, 2020, 06:24:28 pm »


https://news.sky.com/video/coronavirus-little-evidence-of-transmission-in-pubs-wetherspoons-boss-11960834

He has a point pubs are less crowded than supermarkets and hospitals so close them both down and go down the pub. What could possibly go wrong.
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« Reply #10234 on: March 20, 2020, 06:25:00 pm »
Universal credit... is it true you can’t apply for it if your partner earns a certain amount? Can anyone clarify this?

Partner's income and savings are taken into account for how much is paid, yeah.

Useful calculator if you've time to fill it out for own circumstances: https://benefits-calculator.turn2us.org.uk/AboutYou
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« Reply #10235 on: March 20, 2020, 06:27:33 pm »
Why will he be out of a job?

#SunakforPM is trending on twitter at the moment. The people want leadership and someone who actually cares about them not like the guy currently in post who cannot even put his shirt in his trousers

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« Reply #10236 on: March 20, 2020, 06:28:07 pm »
Same. No sick pay cos we’re not sick. No income support at all.

We make 80% of our money from April-Oct. Our income for March, April and may has fallen to zero while we still have to pay our monthly work expenses. The self employed contribute 305bn to the economy and have been left shafted here.

It should be okay. The Government are clueless and acting on the fly. As soon as it is pointed out to them they will come up with something in the next few days. They come up with something the flaws are pointed out and then they react.
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« Reply #10237 on: March 20, 2020, 06:29:12 pm »
Seen footage of that Weatherspoons brexit owner on earlier (before these announcements) arguing unsurprisingly for pubs to remain open.  Wonder how he is now?

Probably on the phone threatening to cut the amount he donates to the Tory Party.
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« Reply #10238 on: March 20, 2020, 06:32:24 pm »
Seen footage of that Weatherspoons brexit owner on earlier (before these announcements) arguing unsurprisingly for pubs to remain open.  Wonder how he is now?
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« Reply #10239 on: March 20, 2020, 06:33:22 pm »
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