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Re: COVID-19 - The General Stuff Thread. NO CONSPIRACY SHITE!
« Reply #10080 on: March 20, 2020, 05:04:37 pm »
What time is Mr Blobby on today?

'shortly' according to sky news.  Actually he's on now

Edit: Assumed you were talking about Johnson
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« Reply #10081 on: March 20, 2020, 05:05:31 pm »
He's off his fucking tree
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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« Reply #10082 on: March 20, 2020, 05:05:56 pm »
What time is Mr Blobby on today?

Now. It’s just words to start with.

Be same order of journalists (his mates) asking questions.
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« Reply #10083 on: March 20, 2020, 05:06:45 pm »
This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg....

We aren’t even at 5% of what it will be...
Unfortunately, you are totally correct. This is nothing compared to what the UK will be experiencing two weeks; and that, nothing compared with what it will be experiencing in a further two weeks. I am a little more hopeful that France will be more effective turning this around (to some degree).
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« Reply #10084 on: March 20, 2020, 05:07:11 pm »
Bojo.
The reluctant hero
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« Reply #10085 on: March 20, 2020, 05:07:31 pm »
Piffle paffle wiffle waffle flibble pibble

Trump must have written this shit.

He's thanking everyone for not going to pubs and not going out and social distancing. From what I'm hearing, the pubs have been chocka
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« Reply #10086 on: March 20, 2020, 05:07:41 pm »
Work have finally sorted working from home so I'll be doing that until further notice from Monday.
Good to hear that, Snail.
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« Reply #10087 on: March 20, 2020, 05:07:48 pm »
We've saved some food for them...
I’ve got a Philps delivery en route.

Purely anecdotal of course mate, but have you heard of many cases in and around your area?

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« Reply #10088 on: March 20, 2020, 05:07:49 pm »
It’s all going to be fine and rishi will tell us how.

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« Reply #10089 on: March 20, 2020, 05:09:05 pm »
Ok, finally , pubs bars restaurants clubs cinemas etc, all to close indefinitely tonight.

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« Reply #10090 on: March 20, 2020, 05:09:11 pm »
177 dead now in UK (prob been posted already)

Manchester airport down to one terminal operating.

Pubs, clubs, theatres, gyms, etc, mandated to close tonight and not open again.

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« Reply #10091 on: March 20, 2020, 05:09:26 pm »
Telling people to close their restaurants, pubs, clubs and cafes.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #10092 on: March 20, 2020, 05:10:10 pm »
Finally taking action pretty much any non-shops are to close this evening
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


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« Reply #10093 on: March 20, 2020, 05:10:14 pm »
Lock down is commencing
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« Reply #10094 on: March 20, 2020, 05:10:15 pm »
Does he sound like he's got a heavy cold to anyone else?
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: COVID-19 - The General Stuff Thread. NO CONSPIRACY SHITE!
« Reply #10095 on: March 20, 2020, 05:10:39 pm »
627 dead in Italy today, increase from yesterday of 200.
5986 new cases, up 700 from yesterday.

Sounds like UK lockdown incoming too.
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« Reply #10096 on: March 20, 2020, 05:11:00 pm »
We're doing all this to protect the elderly and the shops before were full off old people :butt
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« Reply #10097 on: March 20, 2020, 05:11:02 pm »
Does he sound like he's got a heavy cold to anyone else?

Probably just a heavy lunch

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« Reply #10098 on: March 20, 2020, 05:11:31 pm »
I noticed yesterday and it continues today, they are now calling it a disease in the press conference, before it was just a virus.

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« Reply #10099 on: March 20, 2020, 05:11:32 pm »
Telling people to close their restaurants, pubs, clubs and cafes.

Advising or mandatory?
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« Reply #10100 on: March 20, 2020, 05:11:49 pm »
here's mr goldman sachs

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« Reply #10101 on: March 20, 2020, 05:12:26 pm »
627 deaths
New cases 5.986 in Italy  :o
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« Reply #10102 on: March 20, 2020, 05:12:38 pm »
Advising or mandatory?

Advising I think.

Plead with public to stay in tonight.
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« Reply #10103 on: March 20, 2020, 05:12:50 pm »
Wait. He's closing shops!?!
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« Reply #10104 on: March 20, 2020, 05:13:19 pm »
Advising or mandatory?
Advising I think.

Plead with public to stay in tonight.

Mandatory I took it as

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« Reply #10105 on: March 20, 2020, 05:13:49 pm »
Shops, restaurants and bars to shut.

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« Reply #10106 on: March 20, 2020, 05:13:56 pm »
Mandatory I took it as

This is the problem though isnt it, the language used is not obvious. the fucking tit
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« Reply #10107 on: March 20, 2020, 05:13:58 pm »
I’ve got a Philps delivery en route.

Purely anecdotal of course mate, but have you heard of many cases in and around your area?

Friend of a friend is in Treliske with it, he's 51 and healthy.

Friend works in A & E, she said it wasn't good, that was a week ago.

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« Reply #10108 on: March 20, 2020, 05:13:59 pm »
Mandatory I took it as

Mandatory from tomorrow looks like.

But he said shops - think he should have clarified that - guessing he means things like clothes shops and the like?
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« Reply #10109 on: March 20, 2020, 05:14:17 pm »
627 dead in Italy today, increase from yesterday of 200.
5986 new cases, up 700 from yesterday.

Sounds like UK lockdown incoming too.

Fucking hell.

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« Reply #10110 on: March 20, 2020, 05:14:39 pm »
Advising or mandatory?

Sounds like advisory

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« Reply #10111 on: March 20, 2020, 05:14:40 pm »
This is very good, for those who haven’t lost their job yet.

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« Reply #10112 on: March 20, 2020, 05:14:45 pm »
Rishis speechwriter needs a synonym generator
Unprecedented
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« Reply #10113 on: March 20, 2020, 05:14:59 pm »
Government covering wages to encourage employers not to lay people off. HMRC grant to cover most of the wages of people who are on payroll but not working. 80% of salary up to £2.5k a month. Backdated to 1st March.
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« Reply #10114 on: March 20, 2020, 05:15:23 pm »
Government to cover wages up to 80% with salary up to 2500.

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« Reply #10115 on: March 20, 2020, 05:15:39 pm »
Mandatory I took it as

There in lies the problem. No one really knows

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« Reply #10116 on: March 20, 2020, 05:15:39 pm »
Do such lockdowns apply to takeaways etc? My local chippy have been taking phone orders and leaving outside your car which is handy.

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« Reply #10117 on: March 20, 2020, 05:16:15 pm »
Government to cover wages up to 80% with salary up to 2500.

Good - I heard our place have made some redundant today
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« Reply #10118 on: March 20, 2020, 05:16:34 pm »
Do such lockdowns apply to takeaways etc? My local chippy have been taking phone orders and leaving outside your car which is handy.

No, takeaways are not included in the shut down
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« Reply #10119 on: March 20, 2020, 05:16:41 pm »
Do such lockdowns apply to takeaways etc? My local chippy have been taking phone orders and leaving outside your car which is handy.

Takeaways exempt
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