What time is Mr Blobby on today?
This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg....We aren’t even at 5% of what it will be...
would rather have a wank wearing a barb wire glove
If you're chasing thrills, try a bit of auto-asphyxiation with a poppers-soaked orange in your gob.
Work have finally sorted working from home so I'll be doing that until further notice from Monday.
We've saved some food for them...
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored
Does he sound like he's got a heavy cold to anyone else?
Telling people to close their restaurants, pubs, clubs and cafes.
Advising or mandatory?
Advising I think. Plead with public to stay in tonight.
Mandatory I took it as
Yea mate just put your sky box on top of the fridge, put an egg in the microwave then wave your satalite dish around on the roof worked for me lad.
I’ve got a Philps delivery en route.Purely anecdotal of course mate, but have you heard of many cases in and around your area?
627 dead in Italy today, increase from yesterday of 200.5986 new cases, up 700 from yesterday.Sounds like UK lockdown incoming too.
Government to cover wages up to 80% with salary up to 2500.
Do such lockdowns apply to takeaways etc? My local chippy have been taking phone orders and leaving outside your car which is handy.
Thinking is overrated.The mind is a tool, it's not meant to be used that much.Rest, love, observe. Laugh.