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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41000 on: September 6, 2022, 02:41:35 pm »
They are always one bad result away from a disaster.

Isn't it usually one bad result away from another 150 million to spend? I.e. the last bad result they had.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41001 on: September 6, 2022, 02:50:06 pm »
Isn't it usually one bad result away from another 150 million to spend? I.e. the last bad result they had.
There is just no inbetween with them and the media coverage they get reflects that. When they win, they are the bestest team in the world and when they lose, their heads fall off and they become #GlazersOut again. That's why they tend to go on poor runs of form where they can't buy a win regardless of who they face. The money they lash at it is not relevant because it hasn't bought them a trophy in 6 seasons.

I'm a bit annoyed that we gave them their "swaggoh" back. Ten Hag would have been on Sack Watch had we smashed them.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41002 on: September 6, 2022, 02:53:37 pm »
Mike "I gave MUFC 9 penalties one season" Riley was the Ref that day right?

Just when he's almost out of the job, the powers that be replace him with Howard "I love MUFC" Webb.
I can't remember but I wouldn't be surprised, he gave them far more penalties than any other referee, and played way more stoppage time Fergie time™ than he should have when they were getting beat or drawing.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41003 on: September 6, 2022, 02:54:40 pm »
Yeah Riley was ref when we lost 4-0 there
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41004 on: September 6, 2022, 02:59:45 pm »
Hope Palace smash them at the weekend. Not that I needed the reminder but just how arrogant they can be after a couple of wins is off the scale. I almost forgot about that boke inducing Sky love in after the game at the side of the park. I was waiting on them wheeling out Bobby Charlton at 1 point they had interviewed that many people.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41005 on: September 6, 2022, 03:22:44 pm »
I can't remember but I wouldn't be surprised, he gave them far more penalties than any other referee, and played way more stoppage time Fergie time™ than he should have when they were getting beat or drawing.

Riley was emblematic of the corrupting influence Ferguson had on the league and has been in charge of the refs for years, to be replaced by another Fergie favourite.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41006 on: September 6, 2022, 03:42:25 pm »
they’re calling themselves the resurgent devils over on RedCafe  ;D

They've misspelled  repugnant.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41007 on: September 6, 2022, 08:07:46 pm »
they’re calling themselves the regurgitated devils over on RedCafe  ;D

Fixed that for you.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41008 on: September 8, 2022, 11:44:58 pm »
Great start in the Europa league!

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41009 on: September 8, 2022, 11:47:20 pm »
What happened tonight, lads?

Other than the fucking obvious...


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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41010 on: September 8, 2022, 11:49:17 pm »
What happened tonight, lads?

Other than the fucking obvious...



An English ref amd var officials didn’t do the game
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41011 on: September 9, 2022, 12:05:36 am »
Just saw the result. Where's the crowing mancs in this thread?
Made their first appearance in years this week. Another corner turned eh?

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41012 on: September 9, 2022, 12:07:44 am »
Spineless , gutless , cowardly. Playing for a 0-0 at home again, against a bang average team. No idea where they got this Eric ten Pulis from but he’s turned them into Stoke and somehow they seem to be loving it. He won’t last, at least Ole got them into CL.
Casemiro a shocking waste of money, they’ll  keep saying he’s rusty for the next 4 years, then admit he was shite.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41013 on: September 9, 2022, 12:37:28 am »
Didn't see the game as the Queen was blocking my view.  :butt

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41014 on: September 9, 2022, 12:50:55 am »
Just saw the result. Where's the crowing mancs in this thread?
Made their first appearance in years this week. Another corner turned eh?
No doubt booking a hastily arranged skiing trip, hooking up with Cantona.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41015 on: September 9, 2022, 06:34:34 am »
I assume they’ll still qualify comfortably from the group though? Who’s is easier, there’s or Arsenal’s?

Can never tell who should be winning the Europa til you know who’s dropped down into it. Could be us…but would be funny if Ajax come down and knock out New Ajax.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41016 on: September 9, 2022, 07:25:35 am »
I assume they’ll still qualify comfortably from the group though? Who’s is easier, there’s or Arsenal’s?

Can never tell who should be winning the Europa til you know who’s dropped down into it. Could be us…but would be funny if Ajax come down and knock out New Ajax.
I wouldn't be shocked if they lost in Tiraspol to be honest.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41017 on: September 9, 2022, 07:47:26 am »
I wouldn't be shocked if they lost in Tiraspol to be honest.

Got to find it first. Moldova?

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41018 on: September 9, 2022, 08:18:09 am »
I assume they’ll still qualify comfortably from the group though? Who’s is easier, there’s or Arsenal’s?

Can never tell who should be winning the Europa til you know who’s dropped down into it. Could be us…but would be funny if Ajax come down and knock out New Ajax.

If you finish first in the group you go straight to the last 16. If you finish second you play an extra round, against a CL drop out, so just qualifying shouldn’t be the aim, must win the group.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41019 on: September 9, 2022, 08:44:51 am »
I assume they’ll still qualify comfortably from the group though? Who’s is easier, there’s or Arsenal’s?

Can never tell who should be winning the Europa til you know who’s dropped down into it. Could be us…but would be funny if Ajax come down and knock out New Ajax.

Isn’t it better they they qualify and keep playing Thursday night football

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41020 on: September 9, 2022, 08:47:20 am »
Their crazy fee for Casemiro literally financed the Tchouaméni deal. We need a team like them that's willing to offer ludicrous prices for our players when we want to replace them.

Imagine someone paying £80m for Sadio then we reinvest that to sign Darwin.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41021 on: September 9, 2022, 08:50:31 am »

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41022 on: September 9, 2022, 08:55:49 am »
Austria?
Transnistria according to Wiki, an unrecognised breakaway independent state of Moldova
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41023 on: September 9, 2022, 09:09:07 am »
Casemiro a shocking waste of money, they’ll  keep saying he’s rusty for the next 4 years, then admit he was shite.

Decent player, but like Varane you have to assume there was a reason Madrid were happy to let him go.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41024 on: September 9, 2022, 09:19:03 am »
Swagger!  :lmao

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41025 on: September 9, 2022, 09:20:35 am »
Transnistria according to Wiki, an unrecognised breakaway independent state of Moldova

About to be invaded by Vigo the Carpathian? :o

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41026 on: September 9, 2022, 09:27:50 am »
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41027 on: September 9, 2022, 09:35:55 am »
Isn’t it better they they qualify and keep playing Thursday night football

No -its much better they lose as many games as possible

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41028 on: September 9, 2022, 09:37:38 am »
Just got back today.

Arf.
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41029 on: September 9, 2022, 10:06:34 am »
That RedCafe thread on the match is gold.

Crying because the refs are always against them and they get nothing

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41030 on: September 9, 2022, 11:23:35 am »
I just want to thank all the posters here, Bruno, Ronnie, Harry, Aaron, the largish full back, Ollie, The Glazers, Woodward and MUFC in general. It's such a tonic to come into this thread. It makes me feel good even on a bad day. Class.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41031 on: September 9, 2022, 11:25:22 am »
That RedCafe thread on the match is gold.

Crying because the refs are always against them and they get nothing

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

They do get treated more equally in Europe I think which seems to confuse their fans who expect preferential treatment all the time.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41032 on: September 9, 2022, 11:26:49 am »
I just want to thank all the posters here, Bruno, Ronnie, Harry, Aaron, the largish full back, Ollie, The Glazers, Woodward and MUFC in general. It's such a tonic to come into this thread. It makes me feel good even on a bad day. Class.

If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41033 on: September 9, 2022, 11:27:25 am »
Also....the Aaron guy is ripe for a condom head (just saying)
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41034 on: September 9, 2022, 12:30:16 pm »
Some of these imbeciles are saying they dont care about the Europa league because its all about the title this season, never seen a more deluded bunch.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41035 on: September 9, 2022, 01:21:35 pm »
Their crazy fee for Casemiro literally financed the Tchouaméni deal. We need a team like them that's willing to offer ludicrous prices for our players when we want to replace them.

Imagine someone paying £80m for Sadio then we reinvest that to sign Darwin.
They're an easy mark, Green and Gold Norwich hissy fit + owners wanting to stay on their good side + the need for a shiny new toy = Casemiro for £70m and £450k p/w for 5 years.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41036 on: September 9, 2022, 02:32:49 pm »
Some of these imbeciles are saying they dont care about the Europa league because its all about the title this season, never seen a more deluded bunch.
So they don't care about the Europa League because they'd rather concentrate on watching their Abu Dhabian neighbours going for another title? 🤔
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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41037 on: September 9, 2022, 02:34:44 pm »
Some of these imbeciles are saying they dont care about the Europa league because its all about the title this season, never seen a more deluded bunch.

Think your lot push them pretty close though mate.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41038 on: September 9, 2022, 02:34:45 pm »


The Peaky Pundit?

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And for the record I’m as bald as a coot.

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Re: Man United thread. Revolution Number... 6?
« Reply #41039 on: September 9, 2022, 02:55:35 pm »
Think your lot push them pretty close though mate.
I find Arsenal fans to be infinitely more grounded than the Norwich fans.

That's not to say they don't have their fair share of whoppers though.