I’d like to laugh at a manager and squad (who’ve made Tactics Tim Sherwood’s Spurs look like Cruyff’s Barcelona in comparison to them) taking a two week vacation rather than working on anything, anything at all, but I’m worrried the page count might tick over into Obsessed.
Then I remember the “we are back” poster following the Newcastle match, followed by the season they’re having, Ole’s vacation plans, Maguire ear cupping, Sancho wondering idly what the fuck is going on, Martial’s facial expressions, geriatric Mata on higher wages than some of our best performers, oh and maybe Ed Woodward isn’t leaving after all. Bantz for days! But eh if they just sign a world class CM RB AND RW……..
The Glazers are at the wheel!