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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3480 on: June 1, 2020, 08:31:30 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career

When's this picture from? I can't find the original on the web.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3481 on: June 1, 2020, 08:41:49 PM »
When's this picture from? I can't find the original on the web.

Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3482 on: June 1, 2020, 08:52:50 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3483 on: June 1, 2020, 08:55:45 PM »
Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112
Mesmerising
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He flicks it up and does two headers

:lmao

The desperation to find a player that isn’t shite is brilliant
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3484 on: June 1, 2020, 08:57:25 PM »
Mesmerising
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He flicks it up and does two headers

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The desperation to find a player that isn’t shite is brilliant

Such great control he has to move about 8 yards

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3485 on: June 1, 2020, 09:11:11 PM »
Such great control he has to move about 8 yards

It would have been more impressive if the video had shown Luke Shaw moving 8 yards without being out of breath.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3486 on: June 1, 2020, 09:44:26 PM »
Its a still from an official Man Utd video.  focus is on Fernandes and fatty shaw is in the background.

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1267104043379290112

In the replies... :lmao

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3487 on: June 1, 2020, 09:51:20 PM »
In the replies... :lmao

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdrobbo

I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  ;D And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3488 on: June 1, 2020, 10:02:00 PM »
I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  ;D And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

Even if you just isolate it to the players he’s currently training at United, where’s the evidence that he’s actually improved them?! Or is this just based on the shittiest unbeaten run they went on pre-lockdown, of which there’s no evidence to suggest it’s not just a bit of a fluke. You know like that run on which they took the decision to hire him permanently off the back off? Assume Igahlo’s extension is another massive indicator of... something.  Deluded bunch.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3489 on: June 1, 2020, 10:33:17 PM »
I love how he’s taking some random quote about Ronaldo listening to players around him including Solskjaer, as being some sort of evidence he helped improve him  ;D And then he’s answering everyone who calls him out on it, by quoting the same nonsense quote again!

It's absolute bs isn't it?  Their delusion sometimes ...

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3490 on: June 2, 2020, 05:36:21 AM »
Is that Matt Lucas


That's brilliant. The only gay in the village sprang to mind when I saw Shaw, but I didn't know there was such a likeness out there.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3491 on: June 2, 2020, 08:04:03 PM »
Either we are a club of supporters or become a club of customers.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3492 on: June 2, 2020, 11:39:08 PM »
Was that Bruno fernandes all lives matter black background actually real or a twitter fake?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3493 on: June 3, 2020, 01:00:46 AM »
Was that Bruno fernandes all lives matter black background actually real or a twitter fake?

It was real, but i’d presume it was a genuine mistake for someone who’s English may not be that great and didn’t realise the connotations!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3494 on: June 3, 2020, 01:18:45 AM »
It was real, but i’d presume it was a genuine mistake for someone who’s English may not be that great and didn’t realise the connotations!
yeah that’s what I thought, doubt he’d know all that much about the connotations of it

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3495 on: June 3, 2020, 11:51:37 AM »
Haha bless.

Saul Niguez had their fans on strings.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3496 on: June 3, 2020, 11:59:27 AM »
Haha.

Cue the "never wanted Saul Niguez anyway. Scott McTominay has a higher ceiling" shouts.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3497 on: June 3, 2020, 12:06:01 PM »
Haha.

Cue the "never wanted Saul Niguez anyway. Scott McTominay has a higher ceiling" shouts.

He’s not called Saul Sauce is he?

McTominay all the way.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3498 on: June 3, 2020, 12:12:39 PM »
As much as I hate that kind of thing on social media but it’s doing good stuff keeping kids active, plus it strung along the dumber section of the manc support base so good stuff Saul!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3499 on: June 3, 2020, 12:16:55 PM »
In the replies... :lmao

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has been involved in the improvement of:
• Cristiano Ronaldo
• Wayne Rooney
• Carlos Tevez
• Marcus Rashford
• Anthony Martial
• Mason Greenwood
• Erling Håland

..but I'm supposed to believe he'd be a bad coach for Jadon Sancho.

https://mobile.twitter.com/utdrobbo

I just had a good 20 minutes pissing myself at that Twitter feed... Hilarious stuff!
It explains why Utd have won the European Cup and PL for thae last 5 years in a row when they have such amazing players with amazing stats...

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3500 on: June 3, 2020, 05:33:22 PM »
Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3501 on: June 3, 2020, 06:48:55 PM »
Imagine the difference between our managers in an empty stadium. Ours will be like a one man kop. Theirs....
"All the lads have been talking about is walking out in front of the Kop, with 40,000 singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone'," Collins told BBC Radio Solent. "All the money in the world couldn't buy that feeling," he added.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3502 on: June 3, 2020, 07:38:32 PM »
Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Hahaha them jeans he has on in that picture, he's the Alpha manc him isnt he

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3503 on: June 4, 2020, 03:20:36 PM »
Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Man, I couldn't make out what he is trying to say

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3504 on: June 4, 2020, 05:14:12 PM »
Man, I couldn't make out what he is trying to say


He makes Joe Pasquale sound like Barry White.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3505 on: June 4, 2020, 05:17:44 PM »
Hahaha them jeans he has on in that picture, he's the Alpha manc him isnt he

Imagine him and Andeh having a love child, it would be the uber manc, we'd have to win another European cup just so the c*nt could count them all on one hand

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3506 on: June 5, 2020, 09:11:49 AM »
Apologies if this has already been posted..

https://mobile.twitter.com/timbolton1/status/1267860987866202112

Hang on. McTominay is the scottish Darren Fletcher?!


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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3507 on: June 5, 2020, 07:22:52 PM »
Just had a new flatmate move in. Turns out he's a Man United fan.

He really picked a bad time to move in. He might be wishing he can move out again in a few weeks.  ;D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3508 on: June 6, 2020, 11:25:33 AM »

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3509 on: June 6, 2020, 12:21:32 PM »
When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

They practice on getting the ball through Luke Shaw's cankles so no wonder they're boss at them

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3510 on: June 6, 2020, 03:28:20 PM »
When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792
As if it is something to be celebrated. Really cringe and I bet their fans will find it that way.

It’s funny that 3 years on they are still struggling with what to do with Paul Pogba. Every year you hear their fans tell you his is the best midfielder in the world. It’s the 4th year soon and I can bet you my house he would still be pedestrian.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3511 on: June 6, 2020, 03:35:21 PM »
When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

:lmao

Every team is likely to be the “best” at some measured event. They’ve had to pore through lists of stats to find that.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3512 on: June 6, 2020, 03:43:16 PM »
:lmao

Every team is likely to be the “best” at some measured event. They’ve had to pore through lists of stats to find that.

With Shaw in the side, the are best at a whole smorgasbord of events...

a veritable buffet, as it were...
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3513 on: June 6, 2020, 04:42:54 PM »
When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792

 :lmao :champ :lmao

Liverpool 19/20 -

European Champions '19.

European Super Cup Winners '20.

World Club Cup Winners '20.

English Champions 19/20.


Man United -

Nutmeg Champions-Elect 19/20.   :wellin :lmao :wellin

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3514 on: June 6, 2020, 05:35:43 PM »
When's the parade?

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1268913717988769792
had to check that’s the official account from the self proclaimed biggest club in the world

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3515 on: June 6, 2020, 06:43:00 PM »
had to check that’s the official account from the self proclaimed biggest club in the world

ha ha didn't see that before. They're constantly finding new ways of embarrassing themselves.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3516 on: June 6, 2020, 07:42:08 PM »
Null and void the fucking season now please, can't bare to see them win the Nutmeg Cup again

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3517 on: June 6, 2020, 07:43:40 PM »
Null and void the fucking season now please, can't bare to see them win the Nutmeg Cup again
Yep, it's killing me, too.

Painful viewing.  :-\

Mind you, their trophy will, of course, come with an asterisk which they haven't claimed as their own.  :)

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3518 on: June 6, 2020, 08:02:48 PM »
Nutmeg FC have totally shown us up.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3519 on: June 6, 2020, 08:15:00 PM »
Nutmeg FC have totally shown us up.

Slipped one through the wickets