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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3440 on: May 31, 2020, 10:45:57 PM »
thats just bad lighting

Agreed, the lighting is a little heavy...
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3441 on: May 31, 2020, 10:56:45 PM »
Not surprised its bad lighting, his mass is distorting light waves.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3442 on: May 31, 2020, 11:20:23 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career

Did him and Kane spend lockdown having a hot dog eating contest?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3443 on: May 31, 2020, 11:22:58 PM »
Is he looking down someone’s throat to see what he can scavenge?
Or he could read Babu's Twitter threads, which is where I get my opinions from

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3444 on: June 1, 2020, 12:26:25 AM »
Who’s that fat bastard?

(One for the kids there).

I thought it was Brendan Rodgers at first.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3445 on: June 1, 2020, 12:32:12 AM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.

I mean, to be fair, Drogba is marginally over rated IMO - great in the big Cup games, but only ever scored 20 goals twice for Chelsea despite them constantly challenging for the league.  A Top 10 striker in PL history?  Probably not - yet people constantly have him in the top 10 strikers in the league's history and rank him higher than Suarez/RvN/RvP/God due to Chelsea's success despite his lack of goal scoring (not many strikers get out scored by a MIDFIELDER in their team 7 seasons out of the 9 they were there).   

I think you could also make an argument for Figo being possibly the weakest winner of the Ballon D'or of the last 20 years (he won it the year that Depor beat Barce to La Liga, Zidane & Henry walked over Portugal in the Euros and Real without him won the CL with Macca winning MOTM in the final and then being replaced by Figo, who never played that well in a big match for Real), but that's another argument and he isn't, broadly, over rated.

Edit - Scrap the point about Figo - forgot Owen somehow won the 2001 ballon d'or
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3446 on: June 1, 2020, 01:16:38 AM »


This man can't be serious about his career

Not sure they make shin pads big enough for those cankles.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3447 on: June 1, 2020, 02:33:14 AM »
The camera puts on 10 pounds. They just have like 5 cameras on him
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3448 on: June 1, 2020, 04:12:36 AM »


This man can't be serious about his career

Looks like someone who's spent the whole of the shut-down in Benidorm having a full English every morning and sucking on pints of Carling Black label with fish and chips in the evening.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3449 on: June 1, 2020, 10:56:15 AM »
Who is that? Surely not Luke Shaw?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3450 on: June 1, 2020, 11:20:06 AM »


This man can't be serious about his career

Why is he wearing his wife's yoga pants?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3451 on: June 1, 2020, 12:11:56 PM »
Ighalo's loan extended until January.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3452 on: June 1, 2020, 12:17:04 PM »
Why is he wearing his wife's yoga pants?
He thought she said “yoghurt pants”.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3453 on: June 1, 2020, 12:24:58 PM »
Genuinely can't figure out who it is in the photo. Can someone enlighten me?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3454 on: June 1, 2020, 12:33:59 PM »
Ighalo's loan extended until January.

Statement of intent. Worrying times.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3455 on: June 1, 2020, 12:37:23 PM »
According to gossip in the papers they are said to be in for Thomas Lemar. It seems his time in Spain maybe coming to an end.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3456 on: June 1, 2020, 12:37:43 PM »
Genuinely can't figure out who it is in the photo. Can someone enlighten me?
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3457 on: June 1, 2020, 01:03:37 PM »
Genuinely can't figure out who it is in the photo. Can someone enlighten me?
thought it was phil Jones at first

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3458 on: June 1, 2020, 01:18:21 PM »
Who is that? Surely not Luke Shaw?

It is somebody who ate Luke Shaw perhaps?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3459 on: June 1, 2020, 01:44:15 PM »
I mean, to be fair, Drogba is marginally over rated IMO - great in the big Cup games, but only ever scored 20 goals twice for Chelsea despite them constantly challenging for the league.  A Top 10 striker in PL history?  Probably not - yet people constantly have him in the top 10 strikers in the league's history and rank him higher than Suarez/RvN/RvP/God due to Chelsea's success despite his lack of goal scoring (not many strikers get out scored by a MIDFIELDER in their team 7 seasons out of the 9 they were there).   

I think you could also make an argument for Figo being possibly the weakest winner of the Ballon D'or of the last 20 years (he won it the year that Depor beat Barce to La Liga, Zidane & Henry walked over Portugal in the Euros and Real without him won the CL with Macca winning MOTM in the final and then being replaced by Figo, who never played that well in a big match for Real), but that's another argument and he isn't, broadly, over rated.

Edit - Scrap the point about Figo - forgot Owen somehow won the 2001 ballon d'or
From what I remember there was a bit more to Drogba than just the goals. He held the ball up well, occupied defenders and made space for the likes of Lampard and Robben. Very different types of player obvs, but he was as important to Chelsea under Mourinho as Bobby Firmino is to Klopp's Liverpool.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3460 on: June 1, 2020, 01:54:54 PM »
Drogbas one of those players who seems to have got better the longer he’s been retired. He was a very good striker but he had one exceptional season and apart from that was always a good consistent striker. There’s a reason they chucked £50 million at us for Torres and I doubt it was to play back up to Drogba.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3461 on: June 1, 2020, 02:10:50 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3462 on: June 1, 2020, 02:12:36 PM »
Jesus Christ ;D

I doubt it.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3463 on: June 1, 2020, 02:20:35 PM »
Is that Matt Lucas

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3464 on: June 1, 2020, 02:21:44 PM »
I assume the sleeves and bottom of his trousers were cut off his clothing to allow him to fit his arms and ankles through?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3465 on: June 1, 2020, 02:22:42 PM »
To be fair, I’m pleased because at last I can say I have the physique of a Premier League footballer.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3466 on: June 1, 2020, 02:24:45 PM »
To be fair, I’m pleased because at last I can say I have the physique of a Premier League footballer.

I’d stick with telling people you look like a cross dressing musical artist over Shaw to be honest mate, less embarrassing.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3467 on: June 1, 2020, 02:26:01 PM »
I’d stick with telling people you look like a cross dressing musical artist over Shaw to be honest mate, less embarrassing.

Never said I looked like him. Either in fact. :D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3468 on: June 1, 2020, 03:40:41 PM »


The old using a towel to hide the gut trick ;D

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3469 on: June 1, 2020, 03:42:34 PM »
His hair looks like a doormat.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3470 on: June 1, 2020, 04:39:09 PM »
He looks like the guy in your Sunday league team who stands around in the opposition half doing fuck all and shouts at everyone for not “putting him through”.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3471 on: June 1, 2020, 04:41:25 PM »
Imagine if one of ours turned up to training like that. I honestly think they’d get a kicking in the changing rooms. The two clubs are worlds apart right now.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3472 on: June 1, 2020, 04:56:22 PM »
Took all of two minutes for Evra and Suarez to be trending after the Liverpool picture appeared.  ::)

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« Reply #3473 on: June 1, 2020, 05:02:59 PM »
Took all of two minutes for Evra and Suarez to be trending after the Liverpool picture appeared.  ::)

Such responses really show how much those people care about racism, its so touching.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3474 on: June 1, 2020, 05:30:07 PM »
Igalho loan extended until January. Fuck!
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« Reply #3475 on: June 1, 2020, 06:11:13 PM »
Took all of two minutes for Evra and Suarez to be trending after the Liverpool picture appeared.  ::)

Manchester United fans living in the past, seeking attention and embarrassing themselves?

Surely not.

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« Reply #3476 on: June 1, 2020, 06:18:19 PM »
Manchester United fans living in the past, seeking attention and embarrassing themselves?

Surely not.
Sounds like a normal day at the office for them these days.  :wave

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3477 on: June 1, 2020, 06:20:21 PM »
Took all of two minutes for Evra and Suarez to be trending after the Liverpool picture appeared.  ::)
talking of racism what happened to the young black lad who got harassed by their security when he was trying to work his shift, I think it was when they play Brugge at home a few months back, can’t remember them sacking the staff and the company who they outsourced it from?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3478 on: June 1, 2020, 06:23:20 PM »
How many games was Schmeichel banned for racially abusing Ian Wright?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3479 on: June 1, 2020, 08:27:17 PM »
I assume the sleeves and bottom of his trousers were cut off his clothing to allow him to fit his arms and ankles through?

He was looking at doing a Grealish, but they could only find XXL kit
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