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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3400 on: May 28, 2020, 06:17:33 PM »
Sanchez for Sancho? This must be up there in terms of all time ludicrous transfer stories.

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2020/05/27/man-utd-try-sanchez-dortmund-swap-deal-for-sancho-transfer/

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3401 on: May 28, 2020, 08:39:21 PM »
Sanchez for Sancho? This must be up there in terms of all time ludicrous transfer stories.

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2020/05/27/man-utd-try-sanchez-dortmund-swap-deal-for-sancho-transfer/


Wouldn't that increase the size of the fee that Dortmund would be asking?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3402 on: May 28, 2020, 09:15:49 PM »
God, I forgot Sanchez was even theirs still.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3403 on: May 29, 2020, 01:04:39 AM »
Sanchez for Sancho? This must be up there in terms of all time ludicrous transfer stories.

https://www.caughtoffside.com/2020/05/27/man-utd-try-sanchez-dortmund-swap-deal-for-sancho-transfer/

Mad how many of these swap deals are touted by transfer bullshitters and how rarely it happens in the real world.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3404 on: May 29, 2020, 01:06:07 AM »
God, I forgot Sanchez was even theirs still.
I thought he'd retired a season or two ago.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3405 on: May 29, 2020, 03:06:02 AM »
God, I forgot Sanchez was even theirs still.


Utd fans were trying to as well.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3406 on: May 29, 2020, 04:53:35 AM »
See Utd taking out £150m loan due to covid-19, probably to buy players. All their fans want Glazers to sell etc, but who would buy their club for the £3bn they would want?

In a way the day FSG want to sell will be very difficult for them aswell imo. Same for Arsenal and Kroenke.  Why buy a multi billion pound club when you can buy say a Newcaslte and turn them into a billion pound club.

Also the amount of people who could afford to buy a club for billions are very few and far between. I think these owners the day they come to sell will have to get real.
There would be interested parties out there. People who want something prestigious in their portfolio rather than someone who wants to make a profit.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3407 on: May 29, 2020, 09:04:50 AM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3408 on: May 29, 2020, 09:36:31 AM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.

Surely not?  I thought he was untouchable as a bona fide genius, one of the best that ever walked the earth. He once said Paul Scholes was a good player and they’ve used that as justification for their claim that Paul Scholes is the best midfielder that ever played the game, or summat. 

They can’t question his place amongst the pantheon of greats otherwise it calls into question their Scholes claim.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3409 on: May 29, 2020, 09:38:07 AM »
Imagine having an over rated thread when you hold up the likes of Scholes and Vidic as modern greats :duh
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3410 on: May 29, 2020, 09:39:49 AM »
Imagine having an over rated thread when you hold up the likes of Scholes and Vidic as modern greats :duh

You missed off McTominay.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3411 on: May 29, 2020, 10:33:24 AM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.
That can't be right as the period they were winning every season was the strongest the league has ever been but also coincided with other European leagues being the strongest and that's why they didn't win more in Europe despite qualifying for it every season with little competition.

Funny how your judgement gets clouded as the years go by. 

À bit like how they insisted they'd never  get like us during our downturn.  Never happen to them as a club or as a fan base yet reading the caf is basically like Liverpool forums were.

We just need this player or that manager.  Or if only he'd stayed fit would have made a difference.  Not spending enough due to spending on shit players.  Bad owners.  Bad Managers.

Excuse after excuse with thread after thread of team selections, comparisons with other teams, or their ex players.

It's funny as fuck really cos they've always been shit, they just got lucky for a decade or so.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3412 on: May 29, 2020, 10:48:32 AM »
I thought he'd retired a season or two ago.

He did!

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3413 on: May 29, 2020, 11:23:57 AM »
I thought he'd retired a season or two ago.

He retired at the end of his second to last season at Arsenal. Everything since then has been magic money falling from the sky into his pocket.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3414 on: May 29, 2020, 12:04:12 PM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.

:lmao

Ah bless, lockdown really has messed with their very tiny minds

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3415 on: May 29, 2020, 01:33:30 PM »
Scholes better than Gerrard, don't make me laugh. If you did a top ten midfielders of all time to have played for Liverpool or Man U, Souness & Gerrard would be no 1 & 2. They've never had better than them two in their history. 

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3416 on: May 29, 2020, 03:57:21 PM »
Scholes better than Gerrard, don't make me laugh. If you did a top ten midfielders of all time to have played for Liverpool or Man U, Souness & Gerrard would be no 1 & 2. They've never had better than them two in their history. 

Bryan Robson was better than both




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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3417 on: May 29, 2020, 05:04:58 PM »
Imagine having an over rated thread when you hold up the likes of Scholes and Vidic as modern greats :duh
scholes was so great he got shifted out wide for gerrard and lampard and ferguson signed veron for a club record in his position

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3418 on: May 29, 2020, 05:06:30 PM »
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3419 on: May 29, 2020, 05:34:42 PM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.
If those are the names being bandied about, then I'd question it being a serious wind up.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3420 on: May 29, 2020, 05:42:33 PM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.

When Souness recently criticized Pogba. Bunch of their fans clueless fans were claiming they Souness was just a dirty clogger from 80's, no where near as good as Pogba, No one remembers him, Never won a world cup etc etc.

He was the engine of the most dominant team in Europe for a decade, could do it all. Has the same number of European cups as Manchester United won in all of thier history. But somehow he is worse than fucking Pogba.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3421 on: May 29, 2020, 07:33:54 PM »
When Souness recently criticized Pogba. Bunch of their fans clueless fans were claiming they Souness was just a dirty clogger from 80's, no where near as good as Pogba, No one remembers him, Never won a world cup etc etc.

He was the engine of the most dominant team in Europe for a decade, could do it all. Has the same number of European cups as Manchester United won in all of thier history. But somehow he is worse than fucking Pogba.
They think Pogba is better than Souness. Pogba isn't better than Jan Molby never mind Souness.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3422 on: May 29, 2020, 07:48:57 PM »
They think Pogba is better than Souness. Pogba isn't better than Jan Molby never mind Souness.

Pogba isn't even better than Charlie Adam, never mind Molby.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3423 on: May 29, 2020, 08:08:46 PM »
Pogba isn't even better than Charlie Adam, never mind Molby.

Are you Fordy, are you Fordy, are you Fordy in disguise? Are you Fordy in disguise?
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3424 on: May 29, 2020, 08:52:29 PM »
Are you Fordy, are you Fordy, are you Fordy in disguise? Are you Fordy in disguise?

It’s hard to tell. It’s a good disguise.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3425 on: May 29, 2020, 09:29:03 PM »
Are you Fordy, are you Fordy, are you Fordy in disguise? Are you Fordy in disguise?

It’s hard to tell. It’s a good disguise.

;D

I thought post was more of a reflection on Pogba than it was on Adam but apparently not :P
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3426 on: May 29, 2020, 10:28:51 PM »
No one owns a mirror big enough for a reflection of Charlie Adam
Trent is pretty poor at free kicks. Said it for a long time. One decent free kick a few years ago and the commentators think he's Beckham

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3427 on: May 29, 2020, 11:14:51 PM »
That overrated thread at RedCafe is hilarious reading.

Shouts for Gerrard, Zidane, Figo, Buffon, Drogba, Seedorf, Bergkamp.

Jesus wept, it's like they were blinded by other football games going on while they were sleep walking titles to 75-85 points in a shit era of the PL.

All on the windup, if they aren't, they are just the worst supporters ever really

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3428 on: May 30, 2020, 03:13:37 PM »
In other news, Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Man Utd.
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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3429 on: May 30, 2020, 04:48:37 PM »
In other news, Solskjaer is STILL the manager of Man Utd.
Hear hear!!!

Long may that continue.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3430 on: May 30, 2020, 04:54:58 PM »
I believe the new narrative is that the virus break allowed Ole to impart his high level tactics on the team and because Pogba is back they are the best positioned for the final 9 games. Plus Bruno Fernandes. Because.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3431 on: May 31, 2020, 12:22:20 PM »
Looks like Ighalo's staying.

Worrying times.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3432 on: May 31, 2020, 07:37:02 PM »
Have we double checked the maths? Are we certain they can’t still catch us this season?

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3433 on: May 31, 2020, 07:56:45 PM »
Have we double checked the maths? Are we certain they can’t still catch us this season?

If they win their remaining games and we lose ours and get an 11 point deduction, we are done for.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3434 on: May 31, 2020, 07:57:57 PM »
If they win their remaining games and we lose ours and get an 11 point deduction, we are done for.

Worrying times.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3435 on: May 31, 2020, 08:19:14 PM »
If they win their remaining games and we lose ours and get an 11 point deduction, we are done for.

Now that they've signed Bruno Fernandes, I wouldn't put it past them.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3436 on: May 31, 2020, 08:50:17 PM »
They're also convinced they're getting Saul Niguez based on nothing but a cryptic tweet he put out earlier.

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3437 on: May 31, 2020, 09:41:48 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3438 on: May 31, 2020, 10:08:54 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career

thats just bad lighting

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Re: United - The Green and GOle Standard!
« Reply #3439 on: May 31, 2020, 10:22:15 PM »


This man can't be serious about his career
Who’s that fat bastard?

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