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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27640 on: November 30, 2021, 02:56:28 pm »
And look how the Bielsa hype went...

It's the Mancs though. If they'd appointed Shaggy with Scooby Doo as DoF we'd be seeing the same utter nonsense being spouted and Shaggy would suddenly be hailed as inventing football.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27641 on: November 30, 2021, 03:05:07 pm »
That's the Mancs for you.

There was once a pigeon. Just an ordinary pigeon. Then one day he landed at Old Trafford. Suddenly, he was the best pigeon in the world.


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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27642 on: November 30, 2021, 03:07:26 pm »

"Look, there-hes aware of everything going on, his heads on a bobble, and PECK he knows there might be seeds in that grass, hes seen the groundskeeper going round, hes talking to his mates-you cant learn skills like that you have to be born with them. Look how when the whole flock of 200 lands on his head he just flutters 3 feet sideways and keeps pecking. this is no ordinary pigeon, hes first to every crust, hes strong in possession, hes willing to fight for the bread to the final swallow. its a privilege watching this guy forage."
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27643 on: November 30, 2021, 03:16:11 pm »
LOL

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27644 on: November 30, 2021, 03:25:28 pm »
They're Mancs, mate.

They've always wanted to be Scouse.

Football, music, fashion etc. They're just gutted they were born in the milltown and not the world famous port city and gateway to the world.

Close, but no cigar.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27645 on: November 30, 2021, 03:36:18 pm »
They dig up their Irish Great Great Great Great granddads bones and stamp on them. "When you got off the fucking boat, why didn't you just stay put? :no "
Do the Mancs have an appended final lament verse tacked on to The Rocky Road To Dublin, recounting the hasty humiliating and generationally devastating retreat from Liverpool to Mancland?  :)
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27646 on: November 30, 2021, 03:37:53 pm »
They're Mancs, mate.

They've always wanted to be Scouse.

Football, music, fashion etc. They're just gutted they were born in the milltown and not the world famous port city and gateway to the world.

Close, but no cigar.

But - but I know loads of people who love that iconic, ground breaking band known as Take That!
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27647 on: November 30, 2021, 03:45:05 pm »
But - but I know loads of people who love that iconic, ground breaking band known as Take That!

Don’t panic, none of the ones anyone can actually identify are Mancs. You’re still allowed to like them. :D

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27648 on: November 30, 2021, 03:46:03 pm »
Don’t panic, none of the ones anyone can actually identify are Mancs. You’re still allowed to like them. :D

They still lost out to Mister Blobby mind. :D
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27649 on: November 30, 2021, 03:48:03 pm »
They still lost out to Mister Blobby mind. :D

Yeah, why did Robbie Williams leave?

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27650 on: November 30, 2021, 03:49:24 pm »
Yeah, why did Robbie Williams leave?

They bought Shaw...
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27651 on: November 30, 2021, 03:56:09 pm »
They're Mancs, mate.

They've always wanted to be Scouse.

Football, music, fashion etc. They're just gutted they were born in the milltown and not the world famous port city and gateway to the world.

Close, but no cigar.

Makes the way the attitude of the bitters towards the mancs in recent years all the weirder, desperately trying to fit in with them, despite the mancs attitude towards scousers.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27652 on: November 30, 2021, 05:37:59 pm »
But - but I know loads of people who love that iconic, ground breaking band known as Take That!
Even Barlow and Owen are Liverpool fans. 😊
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27653 on: November 30, 2021, 05:52:47 pm »
LOL.

A Utd fan told me at the weekend that McTominay used to be a striker and grew a foot in a year and Mourinho liked the size of him and made him a midfielder. Would go part the way to explaining why he has absolutely no idea how to play there but does have the odd decent finish in their yearly demolition of Leeds.
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27654 on: November 30, 2021, 06:03:26 pm »
I like mctominay but he's not good enough to start. he's put in plenty of decent performances the last couple years tho. terrible form these days but so is everyones at United
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27655 on: November 30, 2021, 08:43:36 pm »
Danny Murphy sitting there with a grimace on his ugly as sin face. He knew he caller was making fun of him pretty much.

He even takes off his headphones, he knows it's him the chap is having a stab at. One of the best football rants I've ever seen. He's spot on as well. Can you imagine how refreshing it would be for pundits to spit facts like this?

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27656 on: November 30, 2021, 08:58:09 pm »
https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united-engman_utd/story/4534863/man-united-fans-plan-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-tribute-for-arsenal-clash-sources


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Supporters are planning to unveil a huge flag dedicated to Solskjaer in the Stretford End ahead of Arsenal's visit to Old Trafford on Thursday, the first home game since the Norwegian's dismissal on Nov. 21.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27657 on: November 30, 2021, 09:15:37 pm »
My first thought was "its got to be condom-head Ole"   :lmao  on a stands wide banner, lets be having you.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27659 on: November 30, 2021, 09:24:19 pm »
I like mctominay but he's not good enough to start. he's put in plenty of decent performances the last couple years tho. terrible form these days but so is everyones at United

c'mon tony, those decent performances have been so so few - the only ones that spring to memory (and i see the vast majority of utd games) are against leeds - for obvious reasons

and because of those games the only role i can see for him is a box to box but if i were to list his shortcomings, it'd be looooooong

there really does seem some kind of agenda to big him up in the british media - the fact he got man of the match in the chelsea game says it all, from sky and motd - and what did the analysis show? i shit you not, quite literally a number of slides showing he stood, yes fucking stood, in the correct position (and that was in a 10 man defence, you know it's basically shuffling from side to side in your backline)

not one tackle to display those talents (which he doesn't have), not one tracking of players (which he doesn't do), not even a fucking header, nope, just mcboy standing where he should, well fucking bravo

the kid is an honest hard working guy running around the pitch, a decent player, he is not

and he's almost 25, he's not a kid anymore, i know under ole no one advanced cos your coaching system appears to be non-existant but he really is the most basic of players, his attitude i wouldn't question but i think he lived off that as an ole favourite
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27660 on: November 30, 2021, 09:40:27 pm »
He even takes off his headphones, he knows it's him the chap is having a stab at. One of the best football rants I've ever seen. He's spot on as well. Can you imagine how refreshing it would be for pundits to spit facts like this?
Simon Jordan is usually pretty good. Don't always agree with 100% of what he says but at least there's proper joined-up thinking behind what he says, unlike most ex-player pundits who just spout lazy shite day in day out and think they know everything because they used to play, like Danny Murphy in fact.  :D

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27661 on: November 30, 2021, 09:47:26 pm »
https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united-engman_utd/story/4534863/man-united-fans-plan-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-tribute-for-arsenal-clash-sources


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yeah i was aware of that, im not sure of its purpose to be honest

is it to thank him for what he did there as a manager? that would be odd as he's the worst one since fergie.
is it to say you're still loved even tho you were shite as a manager? that's kind of a kick in the nuts while trying to be kind (basically 'all is forgiven', to which im sure ole would say 'thanks lads')

bizarre, they're really trying their very hardest to paint ole as some kind of 'success' while in fact he won................. 0 and had what looks like a decent squad on paper playing the worst footy i've ever seen utd play from best and law till now.

i dont know, whole place seems to have turned into a bunch of fannies
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27663 on: November 30, 2021, 10:16:18 pm »
most ex-player pundits who just spout lazy shite day in day out and think they know everything because they used to play, like Danny Murphy in fact.  :D

don't lose sight of the fact that a huge number of professional athletes are pretty thick.

as kids they "know" they're gonna get rich, and as adults they have an army of people to do their thinking for them.

those that are able to think / talk intelligently about anything - especially about anything not related to football - are pretty rare.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27664 on: November 30, 2021, 10:29:04 pm »
He gobsmacked them. He was talking about...them! Fair play

it's a brilliant call - in under 4 minutes he covered so much and was spot on in everything he said
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27665 on: November 30, 2021, 10:38:42 pm »
Omfg

He is their big dunk… it’s incredible. Celebrating mediocrity

I don't get them. They were shouting obsceneties at him at his final match, and when he's gone, they're saluting him as an angel and a "legend". Proper bipolar behaviour.
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27667 on: November 30, 2021, 11:06:00 pm »
They've fully morphed into the Red Everton. A totally reactive outfit once again. Copy Liverpool. React to Liverpool and everything Liverpool do. It's no surprise that Liverpool put the final nail in the coffins of two recent managers at OT. Oleh was gone after the 0-5 and they only prolonged his agony to save face, seeing as it was us who finished off yet another of their managers.

Liverpool press, so now united must press. Liverpool have a German who wore glasses, now united must have one too. Follow Liverpool. Copy Liverpool. We must be like Liverpool. We wish we were Liverpool. Fuck it, why couldn't we just be Scouse?

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27668 on: November 30, 2021, 11:28:56 pm »
https://www.espn.com/soccer/manchester-united-engman_utd/story/4534863/man-united-fans-plan-ole-gunnar-solskjaer-tribute-for-arsenal-clash-sources


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“We’re such great supporters we are, look at how great and magnanimous we are…

…ok, well yes we did boo the team off at half time and full time in several recent home games…yes, we have been all over social media abusing him and the team after every dropped point…yes, even the travelling fans abused him at the end of the Watford game.  But at least we didn’t fly a plane over the ground trailing a sign telling the manager to fuck off this time.”

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27669 on: November 30, 2021, 11:36:27 pm »
Yep, it's like the Bielsa shite on steroids.

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« Reply #27670 on: November 30, 2021, 11:40:53 pm »

"Look, there-hes aware of everything going on, his heads on a bobble, and PECK he knows there might be seeds in that grass, hes seen the groundskeeper going round, hes talking to his mates-you cant learn skills like that you have to be born with them. Look how when the whole flock of 200 lands on his head he just flutters 3 feet sideways and keeps pecking. this is no ordinary pigeon, hes first to every crust, hes strong in possession, hes willing to fight for the bread to the final swallow. its a privilege watching this guy forage."

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27671 on: November 30, 2021, 11:45:11 pm »
It looks like you are enjoying your reading tonight, Bobby.  ;D
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« Reply #27672 on: November 30, 2021, 11:47:39 pm »
It looks like you are enjoying your reading tonight, Bobby.  ;D

I am indeed, SoS. You're in good form as usual...
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27673 on: December 1, 2021, 10:27:24 am »
Their banner’s gonna read 20LEGEND apparently.
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27674 on: December 1, 2021, 10:40:56 am »
Did anyone in their wildest dreams imagine it'd be this good after the hard shoulder shitting toilet peeper left? I know Moyes was quite exciting in that respect, but I can't imagine anyone really thought their club and their fanbase would collapse to this extent :D

A banner for the manager they've just hounded out :lmao

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27675 on: December 1, 2021, 11:14:51 am »
Their banner’s gonna read 20LEGEND apparently.

In commemoration of how many we would've put past them if we didn't decide to make it a training session for the last half an hour?

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27676 on: December 1, 2021, 11:26:44 am »
Did anyone in their wildest dreams imagine it'd be this good after the hard shoulder shitting toilet peeper left? I know Moyes was quite exciting in that respect, but I can't imagine anyone really thought their club and their fanbase would collapse to this extent :D

A banner for the manager they've just hounded out :lmao

'Thank you Roy, you restored our grOWL'


The banners could have been so heart warming had we been as classy as them.

Thanks Roy. You were the third best Hodgson to be associated with Liverpool when you joined and at a push you still are.

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27677 on: December 1, 2021, 12:03:56 pm »
Just seen the argument between Keane and Carra. Fucking bizarre from Keane that. It’s like he was arguing for the right to lose the argument and then getting wound up cos he wasnt. He’s shouting at Carra “I KNOW”
 
Fucking mental :lmao

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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27678 on: December 1, 2021, 12:15:42 pm »
Did anyone in their wildest dreams imagine it'd be this good after the hard shoulder shitting toilet peeper left? I know Moyes was quite exciting in that respect, but I can't imagine anyone really thought their club and their fanbase would collapse to this extent :D

A banner for the manager they've just hounded out :lmao

'Thank you Roy, you restored our grOWL'

I was convinced they'd implode after Whisky Nose, but must admit that it's now reached comic capers levels I didn't envisage it reaching.
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Re: United - Get Interim - The Rangnik Years... (well, Months maybe)
« Reply #27679 on: December 1, 2021, 12:49:45 pm »
Their banner’s gonna read 20LEGEND apparently.
Of course, the true meaning of the word Legend (before it was used in modern times for anyone that gets you a beer or does anything that's even vaguely above average), is as follows:

'A mythical being', or 'a non-historical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical'.

Both definitions sum up Solksjaer perfectly, as his managerial ability and the 'United way' are complete myths.
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