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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12240 on: May 21, 2024, 03:00:37 pm »
I know some people who are neighbours of his.

The other night there were loads of cars parked along the road. Just locals trying to get a glimpse of him before he leaves our shores today.

He came out late in the evening, opened the gates, and invited everyone in to the garden for a chat, and to say goodbye.

Enjoy Majorca mate.


Shhh... you'll have loads of reds booking flights now.  ;D

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12241 on: May 21, 2024, 03:03:03 pm »
He's building a new house in Majorca mate. It's known.  :P

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12242 on: May 21, 2024, 03:12:48 pm »
https://x.com/CraigEvans_LFC/status/1792821545251090688

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Jurgen’s last game:

🔴#1 most engaged Premier League match day on social media this season 39m

🔴#1 UK TV audience 1.2m

🔴#1 most engaged club in Europe (+45% over #2)

🔴Remain #1 most engaged club in the Premier League for the 2023/24 season 1.4bn

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12243 on: May 21, 2024, 03:43:03 pm »
He's building a new house in Majorca mate. It's known.  :P

that's my next stalker holiday sorted ;D
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12244 on: May 21, 2024, 03:43:39 pm »
https://x.com/CraigEvans_LFC/status/1792821545251090688


Same outfit were saying 70% more viewers watched Klopp's last game than watched Abu Dhabi's tarnished title win/lift.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12245 on: May 21, 2024, 03:45:40 pm »
He's building a new house in Majorca mate. It's known.  :P

I don't google his private life, Samie.  :D
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12246 on: May 21, 2024, 03:48:34 pm »
He's building a new house in Majorca mate. It's known.  :P

Eins cerveza por favor.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12247 on: May 21, 2024, 03:49:14 pm »
What are you doing on RAWK then?  ???

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12248 on: May 21, 2024, 03:53:57 pm »
What are you doing on RAWK then?  ???

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12249 on: May 21, 2024, 05:10:25 pm »

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12250 on: May 21, 2024, 05:15:51 pm »
https://x.com/AndyCantwell/status/1792947239523880994
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12251 on: May 21, 2024, 05:26:50 pm »
Shhh... you'll have loads of reds booking flights now.  ;D
We're going there on holiday this year. If I bump into him I'll give him a RAWK hug from all of us. 😃
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« Reply #12252 on: May 21, 2024, 05:36:33 pm »
We're going there on holiday this year. If I bump into him I'll give him a RAWK hug from all of us. 😃

If IF?  Like you just happened to bump into those Italians shagging that time?
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12253 on: May 21, 2024, 05:52:27 pm »
If IF?  Like you just happened to bump into those Italians shagging that time?
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12254 on: May 21, 2024, 08:19:01 pm »
If IF?  Like you just happened to bump into those Italians shagging that time?

Yeah, I doubt Jurgen will be in those same sand dunes after dark.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12255 on: May 21, 2024, 08:21:42 pm »
Yeah, I doubt Jurgen will be in those same sand dunes after dark.

You like to walk dogs and hang around sand dunes? …

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« Reply #12256 on: May 21, 2024, 08:23:30 pm »
You like to walk dogs and hang around sand dunes? …

He's well known for it ;D

SoS was on holiday a few years ago and happened to stumble across an Italian couple shagging in the sand dunes ;D
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12257 on: May 21, 2024, 08:24:44 pm »
He's well known for it ;D

SoS was on holiday a few years ago and happened to stumble across an Italian couple shagging in the sand dunes ;D

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12258 on: May 21, 2024, 08:25:54 pm »
You like to walk dogs and hang around sand dunes? …
No he likes to walk around sand dunes and hang out of dogs.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12259 on: May 21, 2024, 09:16:05 pm »
No he likes to walk around sand dunes and hang out of dogs.

Ahaha fucking hell.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12260 on: May 21, 2024, 09:35:54 pm »
Sander Westerveld caught up with Kloppo. ;D


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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12261 on: May 21, 2024, 09:52:48 pm »
No he likes to walk around sand dunes and hang out of dogs.

Who brought dogs into this? :D

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12262 on: May 21, 2024, 09:53:43 pm »
Good taste, Klopp, I have those trainers.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12263 on: May 21, 2024, 09:54:10 pm »
Good god. What are we going to do without our leader? I know the club is bigger than the individual and we will move on, but I never knew the massive impact this would have on me. Some of the videos really pull on your heart strings don’t they!?! With about 10 to go on Sunday I welled up and haven’t recovered since 😂

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« Reply #12264 on: May 21, 2024, 11:07:41 pm »
Same outfit were saying 70% more viewers watched Klopp's last game than watched Abu Dhabi's tarnished title win/lift.
I went to a pub in Cheshire where I now live (bad wool yes) and the place has a mixture of Lfc and Man U. It had the 3 games on. But the rooms in the pub showing the Liverpool game were packed. No one gave a toss about Abu Dhabi or the blue shite.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12265 on: May 22, 2024, 09:26:35 am »


Total mentality monsters... And twitchy bum fans, man we were intense to watch..

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12266 on: May 22, 2024, 10:25:14 am »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/vkW41T56euc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/vkW41T56euc</a>

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12267 on: May 22, 2024, 10:43:30 am »
The wind up gift is amazing well done to those who made it for him
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12268 on: May 22, 2024, 11:15:50 am »
The wind up gift is amazing well done to those who made it for him

need a whole video explaining how that was made  ;D
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12269 on: May 22, 2024, 11:22:36 am »
Oh man, that has set me off again
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12270 on: May 22, 2024, 11:27:10 am »
Fans: "With each passing day, him leaving will get slightly easier..."

LFC: 'Here's another video motherfuckers!'

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12271 on: May 22, 2024, 11:30:06 am »
Didn't cry at all over the weekend - welled up a few times but felt like we'd won a trophy with the outpouring of positivity to be honest. That music box and beautiful letter from that lady at the end. Dam burst - ffs. NSFW lads, trust me.
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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12272 on: May 22, 2024, 11:32:17 am »
Jesus don't watch that in a public place.. Pit in my stomach.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12273 on: May 22, 2024, 12:05:09 pm »
Just saw a video of Juergen opening a gift - a small music box that plays "I'm so glad that Juergen is a Red". It's perfect. Hats off to whoever made it.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12274 on: May 22, 2024, 12:09:57 pm »
I have mostly held it together this past week cause I have looked at it as a celebration of him and an acceptance that he needs a change. That video has hit me like a truck though and finally broken me. I'm a bottle of wine in and an absolute mess watching that. Honestly what a man. God I love him.

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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12275 on: May 22, 2024, 12:26:34 pm »
Some fantastic clips going around.

I love this one, particularly the gentleman at the end.
A bit of encouragement for those of us still struggling at the moment. What a statement! "Nobody kills Liverpool"
I love that!
Great point too about Shankly.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7HEswpsgb9/?igsh=eXE3cm84cGxkaDNi


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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12276 on: May 22, 2024, 12:55:23 pm »
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in" :'(

Jesus, what a beautiful video that is they've released there. Encapsulates everything we all feel about him through all those letters and gifts and, more importantly, what he feels about all Reds fans and what he is as a man.

We'll get over it, eventually  :)

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« Reply #12277 on: May 22, 2024, 01:25:53 pm »
Some fantastic clips going around.

I love this one, particularly the gentleman at the end.
A bit of encouragement for those of us still struggling at the moment. What a statement! "Nobody kills Liverpool"
I love that!
Great point too about Shankly.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7HEswpsgb9/?igsh=eXE3cm84cGxkaDNi



Thats fucking Boss..when asked what made you support Liverpool I thought he was pointing to pic of Shankly ..then he Da walks into view..Brilliant!

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« Reply #12278 on: May 22, 2024, 01:27:32 pm »
The club's media department have done an incredible job with this whole process.

They capture the moments that will last a lifetime. In ways that just were not possible in the past.


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Re: Jürgen Klopp
« Reply #12279 on: May 22, 2024, 01:46:00 pm »
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