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SEVENTY SIX GOAL SEASON* and 5 of you buttheads thought "oh no Origi is better"

*Potentially

Orrrrriiigggggiiiiiii.


The lad gets big goals.
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Orrrrriiigggggiiiiiii.


The lad gets big goals.

I agree and, he has my love and respect and even a potential first born if I have one.

But he's not putting up 76 goals this season.

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Pukki has actually gone from 1 goal a game to 3 goals a game, which suggests that total will carry on increasing in that pattern and he’ll actually score 1446 goals this season
Nobody hasn't embarrassed me, because i have no respect for you and 4-5 others like you.

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Pukki has actually gone from 1 goal a game to 3 goals a game, which suggests that total will carry on increasing in that pattern and he’ll actually score 1446 goals this season

Exactly. Who can vote against this man?

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Exactly. Who can vote against this man?

5 people apparently.

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5 people apparently.

Can I report 5 anonymous voters to the mods for trolling?

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Match 7 up.

Into the final straight.

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The top of the league changes for the 4th round in a row.

Looks like a 3 horse race now with 2 games left.

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Last round will kick off tomorrow.

We've a three horse race and any of them could take it.

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Undefeated against the big 4, yet stuck in fifth.

Rigged.

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Undefeated against the big 4, yet stuck in fifth.

Rigged.

You’re the wolves of the league

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You’re the wolves of the league

My favorite Wolves thing is when everyone lists off their results against the top 6 and puts 2-1 vs Liverpool as if there isn't a giant asterisk by that one.

My second favorite Wolves thing is nothing, they're irrelevant.

Wait no I didn't mean that...

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My favorite Wolves thing is when everyone lists off their results against the top 6 and puts 2-1 vs Liverpool as if there isn't a giant asterisk by that one.

My second favorite Wolves thing is nothing, they're irrelevant.

Wait no I didn't mean that...

Better to be Wolves than relegation fodder :(

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Undefeated against the big 4, yet stuck in fifth.

Rigged.

You're the Fergie of the drafts. Bullying refs and bad mouthing other teams. Ifithadn'tbeenforclausidbetop.

...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Undefeated against the big 4, yet stuck in fifth.

Rigged.

I'm still baffled how you beat me  :D

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I'm still baffled how you beat me  :D

"Gary Pallister is fat" is the kind of tactical analysis you just don't get from these other guys.

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And so it ends.

Congrats Lovelycushionedheader on winning the closest of close drafts!

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Well played everyone.

Claus has more wives than any every man combined :D

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That’s some bullllshit.


Congrats LCH. (Kicks over water bottles)
"A lot of football success is in the mind. You must believe you are the best and then make sure that you are." - Bill Shankly

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Congrats LCH and well played. Unlucky Mikey as I thought you had by far the best team if it's any consolation. As for me, I am, once again, the bridesmaid not the bride of a draft, boo hoo. Onwards and upwards to the next one. Cheers JK, for producing the draft with skill and aplomb.
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And treat those two imposters just the same

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Did we win?>

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Robbed, there was nobody here with any sense of tactics or strategy. I should have gone with my Chris Samba/Crouch plan with Defoe there feeding on the knock downs.

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Woooooohoooooooooo
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Some interesting scores ???

Congrats LCH and thanks for running JK
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All games finish 5-6  :lmao  :mindblown

And some say PL is rigged. JK is the Satan that evertonions always bleet on about.

Since I have been relegated I will be taking a break from drafts.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2019, 10:27:05 AM by Max_powers »

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Well out LCH! 

Thank you JK!  Appreciate your time and expertise mate.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2019, 01:01:51 PM by Trendisnotdestiny »
THIS IS ANFIELD SIGN:
It’s there to remind our lads who they’re playing for and to remind the opposition who they’re playing against! - Bill Shankly

We have everything we need - Jurgen Klopp

You need to get more wives mate, it fixes everything. Apart from then you have loads of wives, which is a nightmare.  -  Djozer

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Thanks JK for running this draft and putting in all the effort. It was loads of fun.

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Yes, thanks JK this was fun as hell.

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:wave

Cheers all!

Might try to run something similar in the future if there’s interest.

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You bald frauds. I should have won every game.

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You bald frauds. I should have won every game.

 :lmao