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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4120 on: July 14, 2019, 04:38:45 pm »
why are people rooting for an England win when it's cricket but not football?






I'm supporting NZ all the way  :-X

because it's a completely different sport played by completely different people

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4121 on: July 14, 2019, 04:39:51 pm »
Ian Austin bowling well here.

This guy? Looks like he'd lost a bit of weight in that picture.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4122 on: July 14, 2019, 04:40:07 pm »
Same old, same old from England.  You can probably predict it from here.

Stokes pokes around for a bit gets 40 odd. Morgan will hole out soon. Buttler out softly for about 10, the rest of them just try and whack it and don’t hang about too long. England lose by 60 odd.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4123 on: July 14, 2019, 04:40:53 pm »
fucking abysmal.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4124 on: July 14, 2019, 04:41:30 pm »
Same old, same old from England.  You can probably predict it from here.

Stokes pokes around for a bit gets 40 odd. Morgan will hole out soon. Buttler out softly for about 10, the rest of them just try and whack it and don’t hang about too long. England lose by 60 odd.

Two teams in a match, NZ bowling very well. Restricted Australia and India to about 240 during the tournament too. Not just a case of England blowing it.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4125 on: July 14, 2019, 04:42:33 pm »
Do people at the ground have to pay extra for those earpieces that allow you to listen to the commentary?

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4126 on: July 14, 2019, 04:42:39 pm »
Commentators are doing my head in here

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4127 on: July 14, 2019, 04:43:33 pm »
Do people at the ground have to pay extra for those earpieces that allow you to listen to the commentary?
Yeah, they are about fifteen quid a go.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4128 on: July 14, 2019, 04:44:05 pm »
Do people at the ground have to pay extra for those earpieces that allow you to listen to the commentary?

I think you get one when you come in

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4129 on: July 14, 2019, 04:44:12 pm »
why are people rooting for an England win when it's cricket but not football?



I'm supporting NZ all the way  :-X

Because we don't dislike half the England team or the governing body that runs it..
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4130 on: July 14, 2019, 04:44:21 pm »
Depressing. This was their change to do it I feel.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4131 on: July 14, 2019, 04:44:22 pm »
Do people at the ground have to pay extra for those earpieces that allow you to listen to the commentary?

tenner each. though ones purchased at previous games usually still work

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4132 on: July 14, 2019, 04:44:54 pm »
Yeah, they are about fifteen quid a go.

It was a bit ago but I don't remember paying last time I went the cricket. But then maybe I did

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4133 on: July 14, 2019, 04:49:42 pm »
Thanks for the responses!

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4134 on: July 14, 2019, 04:50:26 pm »
Disaster

It’s out obviously
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4135 on: July 14, 2019, 04:50:35 pm »
Wish Ian Smith was a bit more biased.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4136 on: July 14, 2019, 04:50:50 pm »
fuck this.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4137 on: July 14, 2019, 04:51:30 pm »
Fuck sake
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4138 on: July 14, 2019, 04:51:31 pm »
Didn't everyone want to play New Zealand in the semi/final?
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4139 on: July 14, 2019, 04:51:36 pm »
What a catch that is

Big captains innings from Root and Morgan today though. Well in chaps.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4140 on: July 14, 2019, 04:51:43 pm »
Damn good catch that

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4141 on: July 14, 2019, 04:52:13 pm »
What a catch!
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4142 on: July 14, 2019, 04:52:33 pm »
Fuck sake, this batting performance is pitiful. Can somebody stay in long enough to get a decent partnership going? Surely that's not a lot to ask for?

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4143 on: July 14, 2019, 04:52:39 pm »
Burn Lord’s to the fucking ground and play all our matches in the north (and Midlands).

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4144 on: July 14, 2019, 04:52:40 pm »
That's a great catch


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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4145 on: July 14, 2019, 04:52:56 pm »
May as well just go for it now. Let Buttler and Stokes play their natural game, cos this 3 runs an over thing ain't working.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4146 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:03 pm »
Great catch, pressure is really on now.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4147 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:04 pm »
Another glorious failure
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4148 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:29 pm »
Its gonna be some save to win it from here!

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4149 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:40 pm »
This is getting interesting now....

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4150 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:40 pm »
Fuck sake, this batting performance is pitiful. Can somebody stay in long enough to get a decent partnership going? Surely that's not a lot to ask for?

They're knackered if Roy gets out early.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4151 on: July 14, 2019, 04:53:51 pm »
we've fucked it. again. as per usual when the pressure's on we've ended up an absolute bag of shite.

we've won 1 final ever. 1.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4152 on: July 14, 2019, 04:54:08 pm »
Why did they review the catch?  It was so obviously clean
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4153 on: July 14, 2019, 04:54:36 pm »
Shite ball to get a wicket from but good catch.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4154 on: July 14, 2019, 04:54:54 pm »
we've fucked it. again. as per usual when the pressure's on we've ended up an absolute bag of shite.

we've won 1 final ever. 1.

I blame the welsh.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4155 on: July 14, 2019, 04:55:21 pm »
we've fucked it. again. as per usual when the pressure's on we've ended up an absolute bag of shite.

we've won 1 final ever. 1.

Calm down lad. Far from over. Could go either way this.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4156 on: July 14, 2019, 04:55:31 pm »
May as well just go for it now. Let Buttler and Stokes play their natural game, cos this 3 runs an over thing ain't working.
The 3 an over thing never works. Every time we have played it this world cup and in history we lose.

The difference between us and NZ today they rotated the strike really well.
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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4157 on: July 14, 2019, 04:57:43 pm »
NZ kept the score ticking over well, they were consistantly getting 4-5 an over, even when they were losing wickets.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4158 on: July 14, 2019, 04:58:15 pm »
Fuck off with your Crowded House music between overs.

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Re: CRICKET World Cup 2019 in England and Wales
« Reply #4159 on: July 14, 2019, 04:59:40 pm »
I don't know who I need to be annoyed at for this shit show of a final.

The authorities for choosing Lords.
The groundstaff for preparing a piss poor wicket.
The bowlers for letting them score so many.
The batsmen for looking like they don't know how to play.

The whole thing has really pissed me off, it's been a horrible final so far.