Author Topic: FC Class & Dignity. The Senior club in the city thread.(The new Everton thread)  (Read 913962 times)

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Welcome to a brand new thread dedicated to our lovely neighbours across the park. :)

I'll start with former England cricketer Michael Vaughan getting them all frothing at the mouth over on twitter at the moment. ;D

https://twitter.com/MichaelVaughan/status/1120936217422520322

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Welcome to a brand new thread dedicated to our lovely neighbours across the park. :)

I'll start with former England cricketer Michael Vaughan getting them all frothing at the mouth over on twitter at the moment. ;D

https://twitter.com/MichaelVaughan/status/1120936217422520322

Theres a few funny replies in there, my favourite being,

"We sell out a 40k stadium and have global fan base & WC players"

Only one of them is true and that involves Pickford.

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Did they win anything in year one?

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Remarkable 1995 pages

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I love the comment "we are the 4th most successful team". The 5th most successful team is Villa, 6th is Sunderland.
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Did they win anything in year one?

Transfer Window obviously......
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That Twitter feed is nice reading.

Lets hope this thread gives as much pleasure as the last one did.

I think Steve0 post captures should be banned though.
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Anyone got the classic everton gifs of fuuuuuuuuuck and hides in his hoodie, those obviously need to be in this new topic as soon as possible.  ;D

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Proud to be in at the start of a great new era for the ever entertaining Everton(ians), for sure the fun and fuming will continue.

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Anyone got the classic everton gifs of fuuuuuuuuuck and hides in his hoodie, those obviously need to be in this new topic as soon as possible.  ;D




« Last Edit: April 25, 2019, 10:34:07 AM by RedSince86 »
"Since its purchase by the sheikh of Abu Dhabi, Manchester City has managed to cheat its way into the top echelon of European football and create a global, immensely profitable football empire, ignoring rules along the way. The club's newfound glory is rooted in lies."

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Well we can't not have this one on the first page.





« Last Edit: April 25, 2019, 10:39:05 AM by Kekuleyule y'all! »

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Remarkable 1995 pages

Bet this one gets to 1995 before they win another trophy ;D

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Bet this one gets to 1995 before they win another trophy ;D

Dont be silly. What if they win the Everton Pensioners O-75 Sunday League trophy?

I feel Everton have a strong pensioners presence.

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Dont be silly. What if they win the Everton Pensioners O-75 Sunday League trophy?

I feel Everton have a strong pensioners presence.

White Pele making a comeback?  He'd be all over the cheer leaders like a rash!

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I thought Pele was the Brazilian Rooney.

** Edited to make it more genuine
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Personally I love the crying 20+ year old sitting with his mum GIF. Any kind soul have it?

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Personally I love the crying 20+ year old sitting with his mum GIF. Any kind soul have it?

No but got a pair of eyes for you ;D




By the way, he's only crying cos his dad refused to throw him at a Kiev player ;D

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Should just title this The Shadow thread, as they are forever in our shadow.
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One of the downsides of being a Red in the US is that we can't enjoy the one-sided banter that you locals have over Everton supporters.  We can't experience that here, because 99.9% of Americans don't even know Everton exists. No fun. :(

I guess I'll have to settle for laughing at United fans instead. ;D

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What happened to the old Everton?

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Glad to be in the new thread.  Long may their bitterness continue!

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What happened to the old Everton?

Ended at 1995, like the history of Everton Football Club.

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Checking in to the new thread, bit sad at the expiry of the old thread, nothing ever topped the 10-15 pages of song puns/Welsh towns and cities!
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Page 1?

So they leave Anfield  in seven pages?
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White Pele making a comeback?  He'd be all over the cheer leaders like a rash!
Giving them a rash more likely.
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Theres a few funny replies in there, my favourite being,

"We sell out a 40k stadium and have global fan base & WC players"

Only one of them is true and that involves Pickford.

I read that as players that should be left in a water closet?
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"global" fan base
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"global" fan base
Indeed. All of their supporters can fit inside a small glass container.


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I love the comment "we are the 4th most successful team". The 5th most successful team is Villa, 6th is Sunderland.

The first club to be the 4th most successful team in England. Their acheivements are endless.

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It’s not very often I look in GOT but today o have.   They are all going on about Digne being better than Robertson.    I never watch Everton? So could you lot tell me what he is like.  Ta

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Are they gonna win anything in the new 1995 pages?

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Are they gonna win anything in the new 1995 pages?


Not likely.
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Not likely.
How about 1.95 million pages then?

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It’s not very often I look in GOT but today o have.   They are all going on about Digne being better than Robertson.    I never watch Everton? So could you lot tell me what he is like.  Ta

He's a good player. That's pretty much it. Likes to get forward, chips in offensively, poor defensively. Think of a better version of Moreno. But of course he plays for Everton so he's even better than Roberto Carlos ever was.

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Are they gonna win anything in the new 1995 pages?
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How about 1.95 million pages then?

Good chance that they will have won the championship play off final in that time.
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Indeed. All of their supporters can fit inside a small glass container.



more like a glo-bowl instead of global