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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #200 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:23 pm »
Brilliant result really.

Strange, we seem to be breezing our way to the CL semi finals while simultaneously killing fellas on the Kop during heart wrenching league games.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #201 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:23 pm »
Never a red for Salah. It was late but he doesn't stamp down and it's ultimately the equivalent of a scrape on the ankle as can be seen by the lack of reaction from the player. If he does go down with force it's a red and probably ligament damage.

He was being pulled back at the time too.

I think I prefer the current wildly inconsistent reffing to VAR - that dickhead in the studio saying it was a red. You get a jobsworth like that on the replay and you're just as fucked as you are with a hopeless PL ref.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #202 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:26 pm »
Happy with that.

Porto never really had a sniff. Got the impression we were more concerned with making it 2-0 than 3- which is exactly the right mentality. I still think not giving the Mané goal was harsh. But I really can’t see them turning that over now.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #203 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:37 pm »
Lovren was crucial. Didn’t let Marega bully him, great selection from Klopp.

Milner was outstanding too as were the midfield three.
Agree, Bobby also excellent. Salah decision making is off at the moment, lucky not to get a red.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #204 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:38 pm »
Thought Salah would have went down for his chance one v one. The tackle from Torres i think pushed him out wide. Many other strikers would have went down

Would have certainly been a red

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #205 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:42 pm »
Great job, great result! Now smash Chelsea on the weekend, please :D

Also, nice result at Tottenham. Hopefully the same scoreline happens in the PL game! ;D Get fucked, City.

Wonder if any pressure from the City money men will make Pep think about resting some players for the league game and have him go all out for the 2nd leg??

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #206 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:43 pm »
Good display

Confident we'll score in the away fixture. Keita and Firmino were my standouts but so many others were class

That defending from Salah in the 15th min was great

On to the second leg

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #207 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:48 pm »
Mane looked level / onside
if the linesman doesn't flag I'm not sure there's enough to overturn it as Bobby was blocking the angle. I think he was just off but not entirely sure so it's impossible to be 100% certain either way
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #208 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:49 pm »
Who was nervous? I wasn't and I'm the biggest scaredy cat on this site.

Important was the result at whatever Spurs call their new ground. (New WHL??). Cities confidence will have taken a hit. I know what I want to win and yeah it's both but given a choice, I'd be champs of England. Tonight will give them doubts.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #209 on: April 9, 2019, 10:02:56 pm »

VAR continues to be an absolute crock of shite....

It got everything right for once tonight
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #210 on: April 9, 2019, 10:03:48 pm »
First saw Oliver Torres play in a midfield duo with Suso for Spain U19s, looked a class little player then and he still looks pretty good now, certainly knows how to pick a pass

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #211 on: April 9, 2019, 10:04:01 pm »
I fucking love you LIVERPOOL :wellin :wellin :wellin

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #212 on: April 9, 2019, 10:04:08 pm »
Ha ha Henderson looks shattered.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #213 on: April 9, 2019, 10:04:22 pm »
Professional performance. Barely got out of first gear

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #214 on: April 9, 2019, 10:04:52 pm »
Nice routine win.

We'll be scoring over there.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #215 on: April 9, 2019, 10:04:52 pm »
One more and I think we could have called it tie over, and then maybe rested one or two for the 2nd leg. Take that though.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #216 on: April 9, 2019, 10:05:08 pm »
Brilliant result really.

Strange, we seem to be breezing our way to the CL semi finals while simultaneously killing fellas on the Kop during heart wrenching league games.

Brilliant result. Any result to nil at home is pretty good, any win is great.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #217 on: April 9, 2019, 10:05:13 pm »
Sixth consecutive win since the world imploded when we drew 0-0 in the derby.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #218 on: April 9, 2019, 10:05:16 pm »
wished i had money on my 2-0, fuckers gave us problems in the 2h, fair play to them but we will win at Porto as well probably by same score.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #219 on: April 9, 2019, 10:05:47 pm »
Ha ha Henderson looks shattered.


It was probably that run he did across the pitch to block the Porto ball which finished him off.  ;D
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #220 on: April 9, 2019, 10:06:01 pm »
Disappointed not to kill the tie in the second half, but happy with the result overall. Get an early away goal next week and save the legs.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #221 on: April 9, 2019, 10:06:12 pm »
Brilliant from Fabinho, Keita and Henderson. Milner did well defensively but we definitely missed Robertson.

How fucking annoying was Marega though. Opposition players barely have a shot each at Anfield and he must have had 5+. Contrary to some here I don't think Lovren looked that comfortable either.

Tie is far from over. 2-0 might feel a bit disappointing because we scored both goals within half an hour and our last year record against them seems to create some sort of weirdly high expectation. Not conceding was crucial.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #222 on: April 9, 2019, 10:06:25 pm »
It got everything right for once tonight

Sort of like the ref on the pitch did at the time?

Only thing it added was about 4 minutes of nothingness

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #223 on: April 9, 2019, 10:06:49 pm »
Good stuff.  2-0, no injuries, no cards.

Porto went full bottom half EPL side in that second half, just getting 10 men behind the ball and crowding us out.  They were more adventurous in the first half - as they'll need to be in the second leg - and we got behind them quite easily.  Robbo being back will be great as well as Milner struggles for anything other than a floaty cross with his left foot.

If Marega could have made more of what were mostly half chances at best it could have been a different matter but his record suggests he's not that great a finisher in general (2 in 19 for Mali) despite his excellent movement.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #224 on: April 9, 2019, 10:07:33 pm »
Very good result against a tricky side who gave us some problems,very solid performance from everyone with imho Hendo best of the bunch today.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #225 on: April 9, 2019, 10:07:58 pm »
538 just made us favourites to win the Champions League  :-X

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #226 on: April 9, 2019, 10:08:00 pm »
Sort of like the ref on the pitch did at the time?

Only thing it added was about 4 minutes of nothingness

I'm not a fan of it but I thought it was fine tonight. Didn't think the length of the stoppages were that bad and they were on occasions when it made sense to check.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #227 on: April 9, 2019, 10:08:15 pm »
Beautiful. Wish we had been able to trickle in a third, but between scoring 2 goals, and keeping a clean sheet, we look really good heading into the 2nd leg  :scarf

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #228 on: April 9, 2019, 10:09:13 pm »
Naby!   :D



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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #229 on: April 9, 2019, 10:09:48 pm »
Another reasonably comfortable win. We made the game look quite easy even though they had their moments.

Back to the excitement of the league again. We need to get focused again quickly.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #230 on: April 9, 2019, 10:10:17 pm »
Smashing link up between Hendo and Trent - looked like Hendo giving it the eyes too.   8)


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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #231 on: April 9, 2019, 10:10:21 pm »
538 just made us favourites to win the Champions League  :-X

Only until Barca beat the mancs tomorrow.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #232 on: April 9, 2019, 10:10:46 pm »
Great passes from Milner and Henderson (and Bobby and TAA) for our goals.
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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #233 on: April 9, 2019, 10:11:22 pm »
Good result but a little disappointed we didn't push more for the third. An early goal for them in the second leg will have their fans smelling blood so hopefully we can get one ourselves to all but kill the tie off.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #235 on: April 9, 2019, 10:11:42 pm »
I'm not a fan of it but I thought it was fine tonight. Didn't think the length of the stoppages were that bad and they were on occasions when it made sense to check.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #236 on: April 9, 2019, 10:12:35 pm »
First saw Oliver Torres play in a midfield duo with Suso for Spain U19s, looked a class little player then and he still looks pretty good now, certainly knows how to pick a pass

yeah he's a good little player for sure.

He's the player that caused the massive fallout in Dortmund with Thomas Tuchel  ;D  That is who they had scouted and picked to replace Ilkay Gundogan.


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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #237 on: April 9, 2019, 10:12:46 pm »
Smashing link up between Hendo and Trent - looked like Hendo giving it the eyes too.   8)



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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #238 on: April 9, 2019, 10:13:27 pm »
Clean sheet is huge. Get one over there and they surely won’t score four.

We could have scored more, then again they probably could have too. I’m happy with a more low scoring, controlled performance.

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Re: CL:Liverpool 2 v FC Porto 0 Keita 4' Si Senor Bobby 26'
« Reply #239 on: April 9, 2019, 10:14:25 pm »
I think he made him cry with that crunshing tackle too  ;D  He loved a whinge that lad. Built like a brick shithouse, but a right cry-baby all game.
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