Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread

[rob1966]

I may have misheard but I am sure the commentator said that it's the first PL penalty save that he's made in 4yrs, sounded iffy at the time so I probably did.

Your hearing is fine, 2018/19 season he saved 3 pens, then nothing until last night,  he's saved 5 in his PL career.

[Terry de Niro]

I may have misheard but I am sure the commentator said that it's the first PL penalty save that he's made in 4yrs, sounded iffy at the time so I probably did.

His last pen save was in 2020 v Ivan Cavaleiro for Fulham.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/jordan-pickford/elfmeterstatistik/spieler/130164

[TheShanklyGates]

‘Madders needs to learn his lessson. Don’t play poker’

Haha didn’t this tit say something aboot Ali years ago then one week later went out and made a fuck up and has continued in that vein right up until yesterday

Followed a couple of months later by:

[MrGrumpy]

Every goalkeeper in professional football researches the penalty taking history of potential opponents. Short Arms is hardly the innovator they would like to think he is.

[stoa]

Every goalkeeper in professional football researches the penalty taking history of potential opponents. Short Arms is hardly the innovator they would like to think he is.

Jens Lehmann, who's about a million years old now, was handed a piece of paper with shooting preferences of Argentina players in the 2006 WC...

[newterp]

Pickford was 3 feet away from outdoing the Origi comedy hour if Vardy's shot had curled in.

Mesmerizing that he thought it was intelligent to sprint all the way out to the sideline (when he had several players in a better spot to do so), and then try to beat an outfield player on the dribble.

Absolutely braindead.

[Vote For Pedro]

Pickford reminds me of the bully at our school who was shipped off to the army before he did a civilian any harm. What would he have ended up doing if he wasn't a keeper? Whatever it was, I guarantee his workmates would have hated him unless it was teaching at a College for C*nts.

[macmanamanaman]

Does strike me as a character picked straight out of Forrest Gump.

[macmanamanaman]

How many times has he checked his bottle and then not saved a penalty.  Just because it worked one time... just calm down.

Still, Jordan showed his bottle yesterday...

[disgraced cake]

Just vomited a bit after reading the word 'Madders'

Just know they all call him 'Pickers' as well don't you. Firm of fucking divvies.

[Romford_Red]

Just vomited a bit after reading the word 'Madders'

Just know they all call him 'Pickers' as well don't you. Firm of fucking divvies.

To his face.

'Prick-ers' when he's not around.

[Red Beret]

Maybe Pickers is some kind of slang for how he's always picking the ball out of his net?

[Terry de Niro]

Just vomited a bit after reading the word 'Madders'

Just know they all call him 'Pickers' as well don't you. Firm of fucking divvies.

Ingerlund talk.

[elbow]

I believe every opposition team has similar data.

"Pickles - ball at feet - hoofs into row Z - 100% of the time."

No water bottle required.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Cant believe he bummed Noo Noo

[afc tukrish]

Cant believe he bummed Noo Noo

No reach around, at least...

[classycarra]

Cant believe he bummed Noo Noo

suddenly the headline reads like a condom ad

[RyanBabel19]

Every goalkeeper in professional football researches the penalty taking history of potential opponents. Short Arms is hardly the innovator they would like to think he is.

More to the point, he's getting credit but surely it wont have even been Pickford that researched it, clubs have analysts that would do that, no?

[rob1966]

Cant believe he bummed Noo Noo

[Solomon Grundy]

Followed a couple of months later by:

 If my memory serves me correctly, he fucked up the very next game he played and cost his team.

[BarryCrocker]

That's a regulation size football he's holding there.

[redgriffin73]

That's a regulation size football he's holding there.

[Kopenhagen]

More to the point, he's getting credit but surely it wont have even been Pickford that researched it, clubs have analysts that would do that, no?

Pickford would struggle to open a PDF.

[Ziltoid]

Cant believe he bummed Noo Noo

You absolute c*nt.  Noo Noo was my favourite.

[Red Beret]

Pickford would struggle to open a PDF.

Pickford probably struggles to open his water bottle.

[rob1966]

You absolute c*nt.  Noo Noo was my favourite.

Pickfords too

[PaulF]

That's a regulation size football he's holding there.

I assumed it was a five point snooker ball.

[Kopenhagen]

[Kopenhagen]

https://dubz.co/c/a45cfc

What's he doing here? U8s level keeping from him yet again. Fucking gobshite.

Can you imagine Alisson doing this?

[Kopenhagen]

Genuinely, I have no idea what the lad is doing here? Can someone explain it?

[BarryCrocker]

https://dubz.co/c/a45cfc

What's he doing here? U8s level keeping from him yet again. Fucking gobshite.

Can you imagine Alisson doing this?

His water bottle told him Haaland always heads towards the far post.

[BarryCrocker]

Roy Keane burn.

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1657765989298176003?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1657765989298176003%7Ctwgr%5E3404969c74a3c615d74ca9290db0d609034e89d3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.ie%2Fsport%2Fsoccer%2Fpremier-league%2Fwatch-roy-keane-delivers-withering-assessment-of-jordan-pickford-after-evertons-defeat-to-man-city%2Fa1515653547.html

[Chakan]

There's something seriously wrong with the lad

[GreatEx]

Nah, he's just playing a role for Sky.

Pickford, on the other hand...

[Bobinhood]

Classic picture though .  That one might stick around.

[Kopenhagen]

Roy Keane burn.

https://twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1657765989298176003?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1657765989298176003%7Ctwgr%5E3404969c74a3c615d74ca9290db0d609034e89d3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.independent.ie%2Fsport%2Fsoccer%2Fpremier-league%2Fwatch-roy-keane-delivers-withering-assessment-of-jordan-pickford-after-evertons-defeat-to-man-city%2Fa1515653547.html

Roy knows that De Gea and Pickford are two of the worst in the league.

Meiler and the Leicester lad are bottom but these clowns run them close.

[4pool]

How many times have they had to pick the ball out of the net. (starts):

Meslier Leeds 67 (34)
Bazunu Soton 56 (32)
T-rex Everton 53 (34)
Sa' Wolves 50 (35)
Leno Fulham 47 (34)
Ward Leicester 46 (26)
Iversen Leicester 18 (9)


Put in both keepers for Leicester as they are our next opponent.

[paulrazor]

His water bottle told him Haaland always heads towards the far post.

only 815am and already the funniest thing I will see today

Bravo sir

[carling]

His water bottle told him Haaland always heads towards the far post.

 

[So… Howard Philips]

His water bottle told him Haaland always heads towards the far post.

Is Pickford’s water bottle related to the Font of All Knowledge, the Bullens Wall?