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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1520 on: July 29, 2020, 08:55:37 AM »
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He was an asshole of the biggest order his antics at the Hillsborough function.

Jesus that scene still annoys me.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1521 on: July 29, 2020, 09:02:07 AM »
He remains that kid in school who the other kids are wary of and stay away from because of his skiddies. The one that could suddenly run around the playground with his tongue out and hitting people. Would be described as a "bit minty" and would nick your matchbox cars right in front of you.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1522 on: July 29, 2020, 02:45:44 PM »
If PFA gives our disappointment of the season he would be the front runner.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1523 on: July 29, 2020, 02:54:30 PM »
How could he be called a disappointment with the amount of laughter he brings to people all round the world when they watch clips of his 'saves'?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1524 on: July 29, 2020, 03:07:12 PM »
How could he be called a disappointment with the amount of laughter he brings to people all round the world when they watch clips of his 'saves'?

Yeah, this alone rules out Disappointment of the Season


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1525 on: July 29, 2020, 04:16:58 PM »
Yeah, this alone rules out Disappointment of the Season


LOL!

Wtf. Making a save from behind the goal line.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1526 on: July 29, 2020, 04:26:26 PM »
Everton None, very apt

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1527 on: July 29, 2020, 04:49:47 PM »
Yeah, this alone rules out Disappointment of the Season



That was one of the funniest moments of the season, Everton were 2-0 up in the 92nd minute[a lot of the Ev fans had departed early ;D], Newcastle had pulled one back from a corner, which Pickford came out for & couldn't reach, cross ricocheted off a defender to a Newcastle player who slotted home, then that a minute later, & what made it even more funny Pickford shouting at his defenders over it in the aftermath. :lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1528 on: July 29, 2020, 05:00:28 PM »
Can't find him shouting, but he is so fucking panicky.


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1529 on: July 29, 2020, 05:32:16 PM »
That pic & gif are just a reconstruction, here's an actual photo taken at the game


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1530 on: July 29, 2020, 10:31:24 PM »
Can't find him shouting, but he is so fucking panicky.



Funny as fuck, the jump for the ball that wasn't there had me in stitches, reminded me of guardiola pointing to the heavens.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1531 on: July 29, 2020, 11:34:35 PM »
Funny as fuck, the jump for the ball that wasn't there had me in stitches, reminded me of guardiola pointing to the heavens.

And it's what put him behind the line. He's comedy gold. Unless you're an Everton fan.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1532 on: September 20, 2020, 07:50:37 PM »
The Cruyff turn. The Panenka penalty.

Near the beginning of our game today Kepa dives for a shot after it was behind him practically,  and was well wide. Lee Dixon called it the Pickford Dive.

I like it.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1533 on: September 20, 2020, 08:00:19 PM »
Poor for WBA’s first yesterday. Little arms on display again.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1534 on: September 20, 2020, 08:21:08 PM »
Great piece of commentary during our game today, (NBC - Lee Dixon) “Kepa has done the Pickford there and dived way after the ball passed him.”
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1535 on: September 20, 2020, 09:51:12 PM »
Great piece of commentary during our game today, (NBC - Lee Dixon) “Kepa has done the Pickford there and dived way after the ball passed him.”

When he said that I busted out laughing.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1536 on: September 24, 2020, 01:11:03 AM »
I'm really going to miss this clown after the Shite get rid of him.  :jester
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1537 on: September 24, 2020, 09:03:02 AM »
I'm really going to miss this clown after the Shite get rid of him.  :jester
how bad are their other keepers if they keep picking this gobshite

again id love to open a pub called the pickford arms

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1538 on: September 24, 2020, 09:08:42 AM »
how bad are their other keepers if they keep picking this gobshite

again id love to open a pub called the pickford arms

Only selling shorts no doubt.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1539 on: September 24, 2020, 09:10:24 AM »
I couldn't give a toss about England. But why are the media so defensive of him?

Serious question as it absolute baffles me.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1540 on: September 24, 2020, 09:23:37 AM »
Only selling shorts no doubt.
indeed

a separate serving area too to stop people queuing, keep everyone out of arms way
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1541 on: September 24, 2020, 09:23:39 AM »
Better than Kepa  ;)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1542 on: September 24, 2020, 09:28:07 AM »
I reckon Pickford is secretly Catcher. Both arrogant and both think they are far cleverer than they are.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1543 on: September 24, 2020, 09:37:47 AM »
My favourite Pickfordism (if that isn't a word, then it is now), is either making a completely routine save, then screaming and shouting at no one in particular, and doing the same screamy shouty thing when he makes a howler, he's a rare breed of human.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1544 on: September 24, 2020, 09:37:49 AM »
I reckon Pickford is secretly Catcher. Both arrogant and both think they are far cleverer than they are.

If it were true then how does he reach the top row on his keyboard?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1545 on: September 24, 2020, 09:38:38 AM »
I couldn't give a toss about England. But why are the media so defensive of him?

Serious question as it absolute baffles me.
You've answered your own question there to be honest mate, English players are coated in Teflon.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1546 on: September 24, 2020, 09:44:31 AM »
If it were true then how does he reach the top row on his keyboard?

Couldnt find an appropriate image but you get the gist.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1547 on: September 24, 2020, 10:36:24 AM »
You've answered your own question there to be honest mate, English players are coated in Teflon.
Remember Neville's agenda against Karius? Looks like he's piling in on Kepa. If he's consistent he needs to be looking at Pickford.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1548 on: September 24, 2020, 10:40:28 AM »
Remember Neville's agenda against Karius? Looks like he's piling in on Kepa. If he's consistent he needs to be looking at Pickford.


He did call him strange once, one of the games against Belgium in the world cup I think?

Also slagged him off for laughing after conceding against city, don't think the ev were too bothered though
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1549 on: September 24, 2020, 10:41:41 AM »
Worst keeper in the league.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1550 on: September 24, 2020, 10:59:42 AM »
Roy keane was dead right about him

when he fucked up against united last year. sky try to make excuse of the ball dipping, with that it actually got closer to pickford and he still didnt save it

"the ball moved"

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1551 on: September 24, 2020, 11:02:33 AM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1552 on: September 24, 2020, 11:26:52 AM »
Might as well take Karius off us on loan, I'd argue he is a better all round goalkeeper than Pickford.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1553 on: September 24, 2020, 12:02:40 PM »
I actually don't think it's funny anymore, it's just sad!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1554 on: September 24, 2020, 12:19:20 PM »
I'm all for having a laugh at the Blues as a collective for having what appears to have the potential to be a serious handbrake on their ambitions in their side, and I've nothing against having a laugh at the Pickford scenario in the match/league threads and with mates, etc, but I wonder if we should perhaps be better than having a 39-page thread dedicated to this topic - or at least the laughter at an individual's expense aspect of it?  Yes, lots of Everton fans are concerned and want rid; yes, Pickford's own demeanour does his reputation no good; yes, the results of his errors offer us amusement; and, yes, critique is fair enough.

I'm reminded of a few interviews from last year, about footballers 'hearing' the abuse - Luke Chadwick and Peter Crouch spring to mind - and how it affected their mental health.

Just wonder if the joke's gone on for long enough now...?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1555 on: September 24, 2020, 12:34:07 PM »
I'm all for having a laugh at the Blues as a collective for having what appears to have the potential to be a serious handbrake on their ambitions in their side, and I've nothing against having a laugh at the Pickford scenario in the match/league threads and with mates, etc, but I wonder if we should perhaps be better than having a 39-page thread dedicated to this topic - or at least the laughter at an individual's expense aspect of it?  Yes, lots of Everton fans are concerned and want rid; yes, Pickford's own demeanour does his reputation no good; yes, the results of his errors offer us amusement; and, yes, critique is fair enough.

I'm reminded of a few interviews from last year, about footballers 'hearing' the abuse - Luke Chadwick and Peter Crouch spring to mind - and how it affected their mental health.

Just wonder if the joke's gone on for long enough now...?

Err, let me think about that.. No

Its a piss take thread based on his ability as a goalkeeper playing at the highest level and he keeps dishing up moments that make us piss ourselves laughing. He doesn't come on here and read it, so it won't affect him.

I've suffered mental health problems and if I thought what I wrote on here affected him, then I'd stop. However it doesn't, so I won't.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1556 on: September 24, 2020, 02:29:32 PM »
I'm all for having a laugh at the Blues as a collective for having what appears to have the potential to be a serious handbrake on their ambitions in their side, and I've nothing against having a laugh at the Pickford scenario in the match/league threads and with mates, etc, but I wonder if we should perhaps be better than having a 39-page thread dedicated to this topic - or at least the laughter at an individual's expense aspect of it?  Yes, lots of Everton fans are concerned and want rid; yes, Pickford's own demeanour does his reputation no good; yes, the results of his errors offer us amusement; and, yes, critique is fair enough.

I'm reminded of a few interviews from last year, about footballers 'hearing' the abuse - Luke Chadwick and Peter Crouch spring to mind - and how it affected their mental health.

Just wonder if the joke's gone on for long enough now...?

I doubt he's on RAWK mate.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1557 on: September 24, 2020, 02:35:06 PM »
I doubt he's on RAWK mate.

Two out of the four letters in RAWK are on the top row of the keyboard - so how would he enter the URL into his browser?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1558 on: September 24, 2020, 02:37:02 PM »
In dark times, you can always rely on T Rex arms to give you a proper belly laugh moment ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1559 on: September 24, 2020, 02:39:08 PM »
He remains that kid in school who the other kids are wary of and stay away from because of his skiddies. The one that could suddenly run around the playground with his tongue out and hitting people. Would be described as a "bit minty" and would nick your matchbox cars right in front of you.

You hear about them from time to time as an adult. Either, "oh didn`t you hear." and it turns out they're inside for something very odd.....or they're a nutter CEO of a big company and you can`t wrap your head round how.

Every school had one. The minty nutter.

I'm pretty sure Dominic Cummings fits the minty nutter bill to a tee.