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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #800 on: April 2, 2019, 05:23:08 AM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #801 on: April 2, 2019, 06:40:14 AM »
What did he do, punch the guy into his own net?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #802 on: April 2, 2019, 06:41:59 AM »
There's an extended video going around of him in the bar taking pics with people that were asking him, and others (those taking the video) shouting abuse just to have something funny to post on social media and get a few likes. Pickford seems like a tit but can't blame him at all for eventually lashing out, it must get so frustrating.

I know he is a tit with no brains and grew up in Sunderland, but seeing as how high profile he is and the stupid amount of money he gets paid, you'd think he'd stay out of places like that

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #803 on: April 2, 2019, 07:59:03 AM »
I know he is a tit with no brains and grew up in Sunderland, but seeing as how high profile he is and the stupid amount of money he gets paid, you'd think he'd stay out of places like that
Exactly. What the fuck does he expect?

It`s highly likely he`s going to get shit thrown his way if he steps into a drunken fuelled arena and yet he reacts and lashes out when said shit comes his way!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #804 on: April 2, 2019, 08:40:33 AM »
I like how 'alledged' is still being included in all the headlines, despite the clear footage of him being dragged away from the fight by (I guess) his mates, with some girl shouting 'Jordan' after him.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #805 on: April 2, 2019, 09:01:44 AM »
I like how 'alledged' is still being included in all the headlines, despite the clear footage of him being dragged away from the fight by (I guess) his mates, with some girl shouting 'Jordan' after him.

Send for Sir Bob Massingbird!

Surely the girl was shouting " Jordan, he's not worth it" in a high pitched screeching Mackem accent?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #806 on: April 2, 2019, 09:13:30 AM »
There's an extended video going around of him in the bar taking pics with people that were asking him, and others (those taking the video) shouting abuse just to have something funny to post on social media and get a few likes. Pickford seems like a tit but can't blame him at all for eventually lashing out, it must get so frustrating.

He was taking the selfies? Talk about extreme close up shots!
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #807 on: April 2, 2019, 09:13:46 AM »
I like how 'alledged' is still being included in all the headlines, despite the clear footage of him being dragged away from the fight by (I guess) his mates, with some girl shouting 'Jordan' after him.

Send for Sir Bob Massingbird!
If we`re still going with the "Alleged" line then Jordan definitely needs Sir Bob -

"I remember Massingbird's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, and when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Massingbird not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honors list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #808 on: April 2, 2019, 09:18:46 AM »
He was taking the selfies? Talk about extreme close up shots!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #809 on: April 2, 2019, 09:41:28 AM »
The club have come out and said it was nothing more than hand bags at 2 paces.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #810 on: April 2, 2019, 10:46:04 AM »
The club have come out and said it was nothing more than hand bags at 2 paces.

Two paces? That’s more footwork than any save attempt I’ve ever seen

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #811 on: April 2, 2019, 11:05:03 AM »
I like how 'alledged' is still being included in all the headlines, despite the clear footage of him being dragged away from the fight by (I guess) his mates, with some girl shouting 'Jordan' after him.

Send for Sir Bob Massingbird!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #812 on: April 2, 2019, 11:26:02 AM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #813 on: April 2, 2019, 11:38:36 AM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?

I don't know.  What's the opposite of armed & dangerous?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #814 on: April 2, 2019, 11:39:48 AM »
I don't know.  What's the opposite of armed & dangerous?

Unarmed and not dangerous.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #815 on: April 2, 2019, 11:43:50 AM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #816 on: April 2, 2019, 11:59:43 AM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?
Short-armed and hilarious?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #817 on: April 2, 2019, 12:09:20 PM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #818 on: April 2, 2019, 01:05:11 PM »
Having a argument with a blue at work who thinks Pickford is the dogs bollocks. And better than Allison. And the only reason Allison has conceded less is because he's behind a better defence.

Could some kind person help me out and put some stats on here comparing not just Pickford and Allison, but how Pickford compares to the rest of the keepers in the league as well.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #820 on: April 2, 2019, 01:11:22 PM »
Having a argument with a blue at work who thinks Pickford is the dogs bollocks. And better than Allison. And the only reason Allison has conceded less is because he's behind a better defence.

Could some kind person help me out and put some stats on here comparing not just Pickford and Allison, but how Pickford compares to the rest of the keepers in the league as well.

Why even bother ?

Just let that poor guy believe what he believes. Much better that way. He would even be fighting a lone battle with his own fellow Everton fans these days.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #821 on: April 2, 2019, 01:24:25 PM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #822 on: April 2, 2019, 01:25:06 PM »
I don't know.  What's the opposite of armed & dangerous?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #823 on: April 2, 2019, 01:25:42 PM »
Why even bother ?

Just let that poor guy believe what he believes. Much better that way. He would even be fighting a lone battle with his own fellow Everton fans these days.

If Messi were playing for us, they would argue that Richarlson is better. It's Everton logic.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #824 on: April 2, 2019, 01:44:50 PM »
As this is his thread, I'll stick it in ere..
I don't care much for any team other than our own Mighty Reds, so I've never really seen Pickford speak etc.

After the derby I watched a vid on youtube - I think it was an Everton Access All Areas / Tunnel Cam type one, where they show you before, during and after match scenes.

They had a bit near the end, after the match with Pickford in the tunnel being interviewed by Ev TV, and he seemed be joking around and doing a scouse impression with his Ev mates.....nothing too wrong with that.....but he just looked like a complete non-professional....came across like a lad who's just played Sunday League footy or somat.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #825 on: April 2, 2019, 02:38:30 PM »
What's the opposite of armed and dangerous?
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #826 on: April 2, 2019, 03:03:07 PM »
What did he do, punch the guy into his own net?
No, the guy came at him from above. Pickford saw him coming but wasn't sure how to react. He eventually parried the guy on to the bar. As he fell, he was bundled over the line by his mate. The whole place went mental and even the pub manager was seen running around the bar like a nutter.

Just after last orders, too.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #827 on: April 2, 2019, 03:08:45 PM »
Thread name should be changed to 'The Jordan Pickford depreciation thread'


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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #828 on: April 2, 2019, 04:48:00 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #829 on: April 2, 2019, 04:53:48 PM »
As this is his thread, I'll stick it in ere..
I don't care much for any team other than our own Mighty Reds, so I've never really seen Pickford speak etc.

After the derby I watched a vid on youtube - I think it was an Everton Access All Areas / Tunnel Cam type one, where they show you before, during and after match scenes.

They had a bit near the end, after the match with Pickford in the tunnel being interviewed by Ev TV, and he seemed be joking around and doing a scouse impression with his Ev mates.....nothing too wrong with that.....but he just looked like a complete non-professional....came across like a lad who's just played Sunday League footy or somat.

To be fair that's how he looks on the pitch as well.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #830 on: April 2, 2019, 05:18:22 PM »
No, the guy came at him from above. Pickford saw him coming but wasn't sure how to react. He eventually parried the guy on to the bar. As he fell, he was bundled over the line by his mate. The whole place went mental and even the pub manager was seen running around the bar like a nutter.

Just after last orders, too.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #831 on: April 2, 2019, 05:19:26 PM »
Pickford was in a fight? Did it go something like this



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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #832 on: April 2, 2019, 06:31:48 PM »
No, the guy came at him from above. Pickford saw him coming but wasn't sure how to react. He eventually parried the guy on to the bar. As he fell, he was bundled over the line by his mate. The whole place went mental and even the pub manager was seen running around the bar like a nutter.

Just after last orders, too.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #833 on: April 2, 2019, 06:53:54 PM »
Apparently burst into tears when fully armed officers arrived on the scene
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #834 on: April 2, 2019, 07:02:13 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #835 on: April 3, 2019, 12:07:42 AM »
Pickford.  :wave

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The trouble with Jordan Pickford
« Reply #836 on: April 3, 2019, 12:14:02 AM »
Apparently the trouble with Pickford kicked off because he didn't tip a barmaid in the boozer;  not the first time this season that not tipping over the bar has caused him problems......... :-)




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Re: The trouble with Jordan Pickford
« Reply #837 on: April 3, 2019, 12:48:45 AM »
Allegedly someone called his girlfriend a fat c*nt (she had his child a month ago). Can't blame someone for swinging after that.

Also, wrong forum.

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Re: The trouble with Jordan Pickford
« Reply #838 on: April 3, 2019, 01:14:02 AM »
Allegedly someone called his girlfriend a fat c*nt (she had his child a month ago). Can't blame someone for swinging after that.

Also, wrong forum.

She's not fat. His arms make her look enormous.
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Re: The trouble with Jordan Pickford
« Reply #839 on: April 3, 2019, 01:44:53 AM »
Allegedly someone called his girlfriend a fat c*nt (she had his child a month ago). Can't blame someone for swinging after that.

Also, wrong forum.
''Swinging'' sounds a tad ambitious for little arms.  ;)

In all seriousness, though, I did wonder how long it would be before his camp would come out with something to justify his violence other than him losing his rag easily over a bit of an annoying and childish, but pretty harmless, piss-take.

If it is true, though, the abuser is a scumbag.

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