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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1480 on: July 26, 2020, 07:23:28 PM »
Here it is for the archive: https://streamja.com/zNElR

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1481 on: July 26, 2020, 07:25:29 PM »
Here it is for the archive: https://streamja.com/zNElR

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1482 on: July 26, 2020, 07:25:31 PM »
Brazil has Alisson as their no.1 keeper, while we have Pickford….
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1483 on: July 27, 2020, 05:48:59 PM »
Here it is for the archive: https://streamja.com/zNElR

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Has he dived too early or too late, I can't make my mind up as he almost seems to dive over the ball. Didn't he do something similar against United? Gosh there's been so many I can't remember them all.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1484 on: July 27, 2020, 06:19:07 PM »
Here it is for the archive: https://streamja.com/zNElR

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Makes it even funnier knowing that Alisson catches that comfortably.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1485 on: July 27, 2020, 06:25:35 PM »
Makes it even funnier knowing that Alisson catches that comfortably.

Catches it? Ali would calmly drop a knee, flick it up of his thigh, control it on his forehead and then lash a 70 yard ball straight to the feet of Mo.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1486 on: July 27, 2020, 07:11:33 PM »
Brazil has Alisson as their no.1 keeper, while we have Pickford….
It's only because Pickford is not Brazilian. If his name was Pickfordinho, he was definitely in the talks.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1487 on: July 27, 2020, 08:15:11 PM »
It's only because Pickford is not Brazilian. If his name was Pickfordinho, he was definitely in the talks.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1489 on: July 27, 2020, 08:25:14 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1490 on: July 27, 2020, 09:03:10 PM »
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1491 on: July 27, 2020, 09:41:49 PM »
I must admit to being very sad when one of the chuckle brothers passed away. I do wonder though if maybe Jordan could join the remaining brother.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1492 on: July 27, 2020, 09:50:54 PM »
There have been some real shit house keepers on Merseyside the past number of years.... but Pickford really takes the cake for being
not only the worst but the most hated and ugliest looking.

So to that, I say Thank You Pickford.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1493 on: July 28, 2020, 07:17:47 AM »
Here it is for the archive: https://streamja.com/zNElR

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Probably someone who doesn't watch English league will say that's a fixed match. That's how bad Pickford is.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1495 on: July 28, 2020, 08:51:34 AM »
Probably someone who doesn't watch English league will say that's a fixed match. That's how bad Pickford is.

He'd not be the first goalie to take a bung in a relegation decider at Goodison

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1496 on: July 28, 2020, 08:58:14 AM »
Even I could've saved that. That was just plain embarassing.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1497 on: July 28, 2020, 09:03:45 AM »
I think it was a brave, but ultimately stupid, decision by Everton to go with a hologram of Joe Hart in goal this season. Still it's another first to add to their  'Wall of Achievement'.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1498 on: July 28, 2020, 12:11:09 PM »
I've watched it over and over again and struggle to see why he failed to save that (Hans Segers? ;) )

One thing which I picked up with Mignolet and I wonder if it came from Sunderland, is Pickford does that same little bounce Migs does, so he's off his feet when the ball is struck, so slows his reaction to the shot.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1499 on: July 28, 2020, 12:28:07 PM »
He's never missed a league game for Everton, it's incredible stuff. With the shorter time to plan for next season and less transfers, there's a good chance he's still going to be in goal throughout all of next season, brilliant stuff.

As much of a joker as he is though, we've got to score at Goodison next season. The fact we haven't scored past him in 3 matches there is poor.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1500 on: July 28, 2020, 12:29:31 PM »
He's never missed a league game for Everton, it's incredible stuff. With the shorter time to plan for next season and less transfers, there's a good chance he's still going to be in goal throughout all of next season, brilliant stuff.

As much of a joker as he is though, we've got to score at Goodison next season. The fact we haven't scored past him in 3 matches there is poor.

We need to literally just shoot from anywhere.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1501 on: July 28, 2020, 12:47:28 PM »
We need to literally just shoot from anywhere.

Yeah.  We need to be brave and just take pot shots at him whenever we get the ball in even a semi decent position.  He's so easily rattled that he's bound to fuck up a relatively harmless shot and turn it into a goalscoring opportunity.

I'd like to play them at Goodison first next season for a change.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1502 on: July 28, 2020, 02:09:49 PM »
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Well that's two from Everton.
Where are the rest from Merseyside  ???
Unless he means that they're 'shit housekeepers' and live in messy houses.
 
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1503 on: July 28, 2020, 03:02:24 PM »
Well that's two from Everton.
Where are the rest from Merseyside  ???
Unless he means that they're 'shit housekeepers' and live in messy houses.
 

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1504 on: July 28, 2020, 08:37:34 PM »
For those who remember them, how was Westerveld, Nigel Martyn, Myhre, Paul Gerrard, Southall etc for them as keepers?
I think Tim Howard was decent but don't remember much about the others in PL era.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1505 on: July 28, 2020, 08:40:59 PM »
Martyn was their best of the PL era, just a no frills good shot stopper. Southall pre-PL was head and shoulders above them all.

Gerrard and Steve Simonsen were both truly awful. Forgot about Richard Wright, given the hype around him, probably the worst of the lot.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1506 on: July 28, 2020, 08:55:17 PM »
Martyn was their best of the PL era, just a no frills good shot stopper. Southall pre-PL was head and shoulders above them all.

Gerrard and Steve Simonsen were both truly awful. Forgot about Richard Wright, given the hype around him, probably the worst of the lot.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1507 on: July 28, 2020, 08:57:54 PM »
For those who remember them, how was Westerveld, Nigel Martyn, Myhre, Paul Gerrard, Southall etc for them as keepers?
I think Tim Howard was decent but don't remember much about the others in PL era.

Southall was a fantastic keeper, the rest were meh.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1508 on: July 28, 2020, 09:00:17 PM »
Gotta admit, even Pickford looked promising before Everton. I actually argued with a few of you in the transfer forum saying he seemed worth the money and they could have done worse :lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1509 on: July 28, 2020, 09:22:51 PM »
Gotta admit, even Pickford looked promising before Everton. I actually argued with a few of you in the transfer forum saying he seemed worth the money and they could have done worse :lmao

I genuinely feel he regressed this season. He wasn't a world beater before, but I don't remember him being this bad... Could well be that Origi's 90+6 winner broke him.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1510 on: July 28, 2020, 09:26:45 PM »
I dunno if it's possible to "break" Pickford parse. He comes across as so full of himself and honestly too dumb to realise he's not as good as he thinks he is.

If he'd done what Karius did in Kiev it would probably have been water off a duck's back to him, but that doesn't mean he has a strong mentality.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1511 on: July 28, 2020, 11:39:23 PM »
I dunno if it's possible to "break" Pickford parse. He comes across as so full of himself and honestly too dumb to realise he's not as good as he thinks he is.

If he'd done what Karius did in Kiev it would probably have been water off a duck's back to him, but that doesn't mean he has a strong mentality.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1512 on: July 28, 2020, 11:57:33 PM »
Gotta admit, even Pickford looked promising before Everton. I actually argued with a few of you in the transfer forum saying he seemed worth the money and they could have done worse :lmao

A lot of goalkeepers seem to do well when they have a team that defends deep in front of them, limiting their responsibility to just standing on the line and parrying things, but as soon as they're in a more open team they fall apart. Pickford, Mignolet, Arrizabalaga and maybe de Gea have all had this issue.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1513 on: July 29, 2020, 12:46:46 AM »
Joe Hart v2 but at least Hart had a good spell before all the mistakes. Pickford can't be number 1 next season surely?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1514 on: July 29, 2020, 01:09:39 AM »
Gotta admit, even Pickford looked promising before Everton. I actually argued with a few of you in the transfer forum saying he seemed worth the money and they could have done worse :lmao

There were plenty on here bigging him up, particularly his distribution, which is, and has always been, nothing short of horrific. Mignolet is practically a NFL kicker compared to this fraud.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1515 on: July 29, 2020, 01:47:30 AM »
Joe Hart v2 but at least Hart had a good spell before all the mistakes.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1516 on: July 29, 2020, 02:10:03 AM »
They really should have cashed in on him after the world cup when his stock was relatively high. Now, it would be hard to shift him, even more so due to virus economics.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1517 on: July 29, 2020, 04:21:51 AM »
Now that Pickford interview about Allison looks incredibly amusing.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1518 on: July 29, 2020, 07:11:01 AM »
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