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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1400 on: March 2, 2020, 09:40:23 AM »
Come on Roy - don't let the cat out the bag
We need some support for England's number one  ;D

It is clearly just a devious plot by Keane, trying to drive down the price for when united put in a bid for Pickford.  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1401 on: March 2, 2020, 09:44:15 AM »
Not long before he dropped the clanger for the goal, he came for a cross or a corner and claimed a very simple ball in the air. He then goaded the United player next to him, or gestured to the crowd to gee them up, by sticking his tongue out like a fucking child to celebrate what he'd just done.


Honestly, I can't find a clip of it but it definitely happened. The fact that he's not very good is one thing, but he'd get so much less abuse if he wasn't such an arrogant dickhead.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1402 on: March 2, 2020, 09:44:53 AM »
Looks like he's come out in his Christmas jimjams.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1403 on: March 2, 2020, 12:12:56 PM »
The ball was just a couple of feet away to his right at a good height and was struck from 20-25 yards away. How does a professional keeper not be able to save that.

Cos he's fucking shite ;D

It was moving towards him too so that helped his t-rex arms. Loved his blame the defenders act once he got his face up out of the pitch.

Worried Keane's criticism will amp up the pressure on the little gobshite. Not a word of real criticism before today on Sky. I don't want this comedy act to end!



Ancelotti has had the likes of Buffon, Neuer, Dida and Cech as his keepers, he will have known from day 1 this fella is shite.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1404 on: March 2, 2020, 12:27:59 PM »
Cos he's fucking shite ;D

It was moving towards him too so that helped his t-rex arms. Loved his blame the defenders act once he got his face up out of the pitch.

Ancelotti has had the likes of Buffon, Neuer, Dida and Cech as his keepers, he will have known from day 1 this fella is shite.

Yeah was wondering about that, as I know he usually blames someone else and looking again, he does have a go at them doesn't he, unbelievable!  ;D

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1405 on: March 2, 2020, 12:44:00 PM »
Not long before he dropped the clanger for the goal, he came for a cross or a corner and claimed a very simple ball in the air. He then goaded the United player next to him, or gestured to the crowd to gee them up, by sticking his tongue out like a fucking child to celebrate what he'd just done.


Honestly, I can't find a clip of it but it definitely happened. The fact that he's not very good is one thing, but he'd get so much less abuse if he wasn't such an arrogant dickhead.

Yep, I saw it, just embarrassing.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1406 on: March 2, 2020, 03:07:14 PM »
Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1407 on: March 2, 2020, 04:00:35 PM »
Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.

Bravo!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1408 on: March 2, 2020, 07:42:02 PM »
Rumours that Jordan Pickford has caught the Coronavirus have turned out to be untrue. He actually dropped it.
Excellent  ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1409 on: March 3, 2020, 09:01:17 AM »
Think the combination of Carlo and Mosh (who loves a Hollywood signing) will lead to them spending a fuckton of money on whichever GK has a good showing at the Euros or Copa.

Which is great as anyone can have a few good games, chances are they'll end up with someone just as bad :D

Everton have to spend so much money to get better it's unreal, plus a new stadium? no chance

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1410 on: March 3, 2020, 09:18:04 AM »
Which is great as anyone can have a few good games, chances are they'll end up with someone just as bad :D

Everton have to spend so much money to get better it's unreal, plus a new stadium? no chance
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1411 on: March 5, 2020, 09:05:40 AM »
Not long before he dropped the clanger for the goal, he came for a cross or a corner and claimed a very simple ball in the air. He then goaded the United player next to him, or gestured to the crowd to gee them up, by sticking his tongue out like a fucking child to celebrate what he'd just done.


Honestly, I can't find a clip of it but it definitely happened. The fact that he's not very good is one thing, but he'd get so much less abuse if he wasn't such an arrogant dickhead.
he was at that against newcastle in one game, best bit was i think Everton were 2 up at the time and went on to lose
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1412 on: June 21, 2020, 08:00:56 PM »
I can’t believe even he would dive for that Minamino show in the tenth minute. And yet here are again.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1413 on: June 21, 2020, 08:03:11 PM »
I can’t believe even he would dive for that Minamino show in the tenth minute. And yet here are again.

Show some fucking respect, shit arms matter

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1414 on: June 21, 2020, 08:10:06 PM »
I agree he deserves benching, but replacing him with Woody Harrelson is an odd one.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1417 on: July 7, 2020, 10:31:51 AM »
https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21

He's comedy gold. ;D

Awful keeper, no awareness of where he is in relation to his goal, struts about like he's cock of the north, makes utterly baffling decisions that cost goals and yet he's England No1 while Nick Pope dies Allisson for the Golden Glove.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1418 on: July 7, 2020, 10:38:19 AM »
https://twitter.com/j_doolan3/status/1280217107364528130?s=21
That wasn’t even the worse one. He came for a corner and the ball went through his gloves again similar to what happened vs Leicester. Pope more than deserves a shot at being no.1 for the next few friendlies / competitive games.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1419 on: July 12, 2020, 04:37:06 PM »


Something seriously wrong with this boy!
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1420 on: July 12, 2020, 04:49:38 PM »
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1421 on: July 12, 2020, 06:21:00 PM »


Something seriously wrong with this boy!
He's so confident without any reason to be

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1422 on: July 12, 2020, 06:26:02 PM »
https://streamable.com/558f1c

I misheard and thought the commentator called him a “spunk bubble” at 42 seconds.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1423 on: July 12, 2020, 06:35:07 PM »


Something seriously wrong with this boy!

Looks like someone who's been to one of those confidence courses where they tell averagely talented people they can be anything they want if they believe enough.

Or he's a bit touched in the head.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1424 on: July 12, 2020, 06:35:34 PM »
I honestly love him, he’s like Phil Jones. Just an absolute comedy character.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1425 on: July 12, 2020, 06:39:37 PM »
He's a dangerous combination of stupidity and arrogance.

Not sure what he thinks is so funny about making basic mistakes, but he should count himself lucky to be at Everton as they're seemingly prepared to overlook every mistake he makes. I can't see a manager like Ancelotti being happy with having to make do with a goalkeeper like Pickford, though.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1426 on: July 12, 2020, 06:44:38 PM »


Something seriously wrong with this boy!

“Aaahhh. You all thought I’d fucked up and made myself look like a tit. Unlucky, losers”.

The lack of self awareness is incredible.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1427 on: July 12, 2020, 06:45:04 PM »
Looks like someone who's been to one of those confidence courses where they tell averagely talented people they can be anything they want if they believe enough.
We're talking about Jordan Pickford here?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1428 on: July 12, 2020, 06:52:02 PM »
This tool has a touch of Gascoigne about him, more the antics/attitude rather than the ability though.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1429 on: July 12, 2020, 06:53:09 PM »
forgot to add, I fuckin love this prick. You will never win fuck all with a clown like this in goal for you.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1430 on: July 12, 2020, 07:02:12 PM »
The way he angrily overreacts to certain situations, dives for shots that are going about two yards wide and his overall demeanor suggest that not everything's right up in the old noggin.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1431 on: July 12, 2020, 07:19:53 PM »
Pretty sure Ancelotti will bomb him out soon as.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1432 on: July 12, 2020, 08:02:49 PM »
Who's their number 2? Stekelenburg? Just start him until the end of the season and buy someone normal next year. Get the Bournemouth guy if they get relegated or something

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1433 on: July 12, 2020, 08:22:16 PM »
Who's their number 2? Stekelenburg? Just start him until the end of the season and buy someone normal next year. Get the Bournemouth guy if they get relegated or something

If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1434 on: July 12, 2020, 08:25:28 PM »
If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?
Who would want him anyway? He would probably require stupid wages and a first team role, at best they could loan him out, but they would have to accept a massive loss on him

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1435 on: July 12, 2020, 08:25:50 PM »
If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?


Everton maybe?
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« Reply #1436 on: July 12, 2020, 08:28:09 PM »
If Carlo bombs Pickford then the whole league will know Everton want rid. Which PL club is going to want a keeper relegated with Sunderland and deemed not good enough for Everton?

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1437 on: July 12, 2020, 08:41:22 PM »
The way he angrily overreacts to certain situations, dives for shots that are going about two yards wide and his overall demeanor suggest that not everything's right up in the old noggin.
I've said it before, I'm convinced he's got ADHD or something like that, his brain isn't wired normally I'm sure.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1438 on: July 12, 2020, 08:46:49 PM »
Who would want him anyway? He would probably require stupid wages and a first team role, at best they could loan him out, but they would have to accept a massive loss on him

Well that's the problem really.  We moved Karius on because his mentality was shot and he knew it; he needed a fresh start. Pickford is too dumb to realise he isn't very good.

He could maybe play himself back into some semblance of form in the Championship, but he'll think that's beneath him. Maybe a Scottish club might take him, or maybe a country where the game is played a bit slower. But most PL teams either have their keeper position sorted, or know that Pickford wouldn't be an upgrade on what they already have.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1439 on: July 12, 2020, 08:53:47 PM »
Well that's the problem really.  We moved Karius on because his mentality was shot and he knew it; he needed a fresh start. Pickford is too dumb to realise he isn't very good.

He could maybe play himself back into some semblance of form in the Championship, but he'll think that's beneath him. Maybe a Scottish club might take him, or maybe a country where the game is played a bit slower. But most PL teams either have their keeper position sorted, or know that Pickford wouldn't be an upgrade on what they already have.
Then he'll have to accept life on bench, and if not, I would have to question Ancelotti. He's just not good enough for a Premier League club