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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1360 on: February 12, 2020, 01:58:25 PM »
I think it’s vital that he has a blinding Euros. Imagine the aftermath....big contract extension, maybe the dream Man U move, the cockiness would be immense. Next thing he’s facing his Belgian Nemesis and Divock destroys him again....imagine the fewm.....would be tragically immense!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1361 on: February 12, 2020, 03:01:30 PM »
He often looks like a kid with ADHD flapping around, being hyperactive, doing stupid shit. Like saving shots that go a yard wide or more, accidentally jumping behind the goal line to make a save (my personal favourite!) or just needlessly punting a ball somewhere out of play because he REALLY wanted to kick it hard. He might be 25, but often acts as if he is barely a teenager. His weird thing with opposition supporters too, pulling faces and so on - what is he doing? I genuinely think he has problems to concentrate. Maybe meditation would be something good for him.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1362 on: February 12, 2020, 04:12:04 PM »
I'd be pretty concerned by those quotes if I was Ancelotti. His attitude seems to absolutely stink when it comes to much needed self-improvement. He'll only decline further if he won't even accept that he's in poor form and has deluded himself into thinking there's an agenda against him.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1363 on: February 12, 2020, 04:30:49 PM »
Our players: "we can always learn, improve and do better."

Pickford: "nah, I'm great. Know it all, I do. Dont need to push myself or learn anything new at all."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1364 on: February 12, 2020, 04:34:11 PM »
Since haste quite Schorsch, but Liverpool are genuine fight pigs...

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1365 on: February 13, 2020, 03:44:08 PM »
Doing some graphics work for our schools library today. Advertising new books. They got a bunch of 'Ultimate football heroes' books in. You know, books about Aguero, Mess, Ronaldo and such.

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Looks like that golden ball is about to hit him in the arse.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1366 on: February 13, 2020, 04:25:59 PM »
He's show boating to the crowd after palming out a shot, without realising someone's knocked in the rebound.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1367 on: February 13, 2020, 04:40:32 PM »
He's show boating to the crowd after palming out a shot, without realising someone's knocked in the rebound.

Spot on. Then He'll do his odd little head shake and the segue into his scally strut.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1368 on: February 13, 2020, 04:49:21 PM »
Statsbomb has him as the 17th best keeper in the league. Out of 20.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1369 on: February 13, 2020, 06:02:24 PM »
This fella is such an easy target (just like his goal!) to take the piss out of, all his own fault! Not sure how many 'Allez' type chants I've come up with for him, but here's another to add to the list!


Pickford doesn’t like it.
When kopites take the mick.
He pulls some faces.
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He somehow plays for England
Although he's fuckin shit...

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1370 on: February 13, 2020, 07:18:32 PM »
Statsbomb has him as the 17th best keeper in the league. Out of 20.

First 10 keepers don't count though.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1371 on: February 14, 2020, 01:14:18 AM »
He's the next Joe Hart.  I reckon if he was 30 + he wouldn't even be looked at by a top club.    I'll give him he is a very good shot stopper but his command of the box is piss poor and positioning can be poor at times.   Sort of similar to Mignolet.   At least we only paid 9 mill though!
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1372 on: February 14, 2020, 02:28:22 AM »
He's the next Joe Hart.  I reckon if he was 30 + he wouldn't even be looked at by a top club.    I'll give him he is a very good shot stopper but his command of the box is piss poor and positioning can be poor at times.   Sort of similar to Mignolet.   At least we only paid 9 mill though!

Eh not sure I'm seeing that. I think the only trait/characteristic Mignolet and TRex share is the unease/uncertainty they cause in their own team.  The ' Ohhhh shit are we doing THIS, again?' factor. Mignolet never came across as particularly brainless, more as someone who could suffer unbelievable brain lapses (never forget him waiting and waiting to kick a slow rolling ball, only to wait until it went out for a corner against him, and then thwacking it) and wasn't top man at controlling his area, but he was solid on the line (and the problem later on seemingly was that he would never stir from his line. Like, ever). Pickford throws himself around willy nilly trying to impress the cameras and his own inner child. Plus he appears to be proper barking mad at times. Mignolet more soft spoken it seemed, and that worked against him as well, but they were different kinds of shaky. To summarize: I liked Mignolet but thought he was a bit soft. Pickford I don't like and I think he thinks HES A PROPER FUCKING HARD MAN.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1373 on: February 14, 2020, 06:52:36 AM »
Doing some graphics work for our schools library today. Advertising new books. They got a bunch of 'Ultimate football heroes' books in. You know, books about Aguero, Mess, Ronaldo and such.

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Looks like that golden ball is about to hit him in the arse.

:lmao

Looks like it's the golden egg that goose has laid.

And just like in that fairytale, every pundit in the media has touched that, so the are stuck with it.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1374 on: February 14, 2020, 07:26:05 AM »
I still think the video of him at the darts sums his whole attitude up.

Ancelotti gets appointed and you think you would be chuffed to be working alongside a world class Manager. Get your head down and prove yourself to him, learn from the best and try to improve.

Instead, he is downing pints (albeit in about 15 seconds  :D) at the darts acting the big man.

It is important you surround yourself with strong people as a top athlete but can imagine he has people massaging his huge ego.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1375 on: March 1, 2020, 02:36:15 PM »
Arf.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1376 on: March 1, 2020, 02:45:30 PM »
He's the next Joe Hart.  I reckon if he was 30 + he wouldn't even be looked at by a top club.    I'll give him he is a very good shot stopper but his command of the box is piss poor and positioning can be poor at times.   Sort of similar to Mignolet.   At least we only paid 9 mill though!
no joe hart was actually very good at one point, Pickford never got to that level

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1377 on: March 1, 2020, 02:56:15 PM »
:lmao Every weekend now.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1378 on: March 1, 2020, 03:05:13 PM »
He's like that kid at school who was a scruffy bastard, a bit 'crusty' and smelled of ham butties that had been left over the weekend in a lunchbox in yer bag
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1380 on: March 1, 2020, 03:54:09 PM »
The weekend isnt complete until I see this thread near the top of the page, knowing hes fucked up again.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1381 on: March 1, 2020, 06:38:35 PM »
fucking love this helmet I really do, don't know if it's his shitness or his arrogance or a combination of both byt by god do I love a bit of pickles.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1382 on: March 1, 2020, 06:55:37 PM »
The weekend isnt complete until I see this thread near the top of the page, knowing hes fucked up again.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1383 on: March 1, 2020, 07:16:52 PM »
Every corner taken against Everton produces a blunder by this little gobshite   ;D
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1384 on: March 1, 2020, 07:33:39 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/fbv8yt/roy_keane_on_jordan_pickford_i_dont_care_hes_not (with video of another Pickford attempt at a save)

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1385 on: March 1, 2020, 07:42:08 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/fbv8yt/roy_keane_on_jordan_pickford_i_dont_care_hes_not (with video of another Pickford attempt at a save)

In fairness to Keane, he's normally fairly spot on pundit wise

I've been saying it for years, it genuinely staggers me that Pickford is England's number 1

He's dreadful
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1386 on: March 1, 2020, 08:04:32 PM »
:lmao Cant stop rewinding and watching the blue noses faces on the front row, behind the goal. Brilliant.  :lmao

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State of that top!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1387 on: March 1, 2020, 08:16:13 PM »
Looks like he's come out in his Christmas jimjams.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1388 on: March 1, 2020, 08:35:47 PM »
fucking love this helmet I really do, don't know if it's his shitness or his arrogance or a combination of both byt by god do I love a bit of pickles.

Me too, I was talking to a manc and bitter the other week and taking the piss out of him after he dropped yet another bollock against Newcastle. They were both defending him as 'England's number 1' and initially I was beginning to argue otherwise, until it suddenly occured to me, what would I do if they dropped him, I'd miss out on all the joy and entertainment that he provides. I bit my tongue and started agreeing with them talking up his merits, I did comment about how consistent he's been, couldn't resist!
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1389 on: March 1, 2020, 08:51:03 PM »
He’s utter dogshit, give him a new contract Carlo!
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1390 on: March 1, 2020, 08:58:17 PM »
A picture paints a thousand words.  ;D

State of that top!

 :lmao

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1391 on: March 1, 2020, 10:00:05 PM »
Worried Keane's criticism will amp up the pressure on the little gobshite. Not a word of real criticism before today on Sky. I don't want this comedy act to end!

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1392 on: March 1, 2020, 10:01:17 PM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/fbv8yt/roy_keane_on_jordan_pickford_i_dont_care_hes_not (with video of another Pickford attempt at a save)

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The ball was just a couple of feet away to his right at a good height and was struck from 20-25 yards away. How does a professional keeper not be able to save that.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1393 on: March 1, 2020, 10:02:20 PM »
Short arms.
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1394 on: March 1, 2020, 10:03:32 PM »
The ball was just a couple of feet away to his right at a good height and was struck from 20-25 yards away. How does a professional keeper not be able to save that.

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1395 on: March 1, 2020, 10:09:58 PM »
"It was moving."

It was, impossible save, even for a top keeper.  ;)
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1396 on: March 1, 2020, 10:45:47 PM »
"It was moving."

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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1397 on: March 2, 2020, 12:30:34 AM »
Keane is spot on. We’ve all been saying it, but it’s about time it was pointed out by the pundits. How is he keeping out Henderson or Pope as England keeper??
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1398 on: March 2, 2020, 12:57:11 AM »


Come on Roy - don't let the cat out the bag
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Re: The Jordan Pickford appreciation thread
« Reply #1399 on: March 2, 2020, 01:14:47 AM »
Think the combination of Carlo and Mosh (who loves a Hollywood signing) will lead to them spending a fuckton of money on whichever GK has a good showing at the Euros or Copa. This lad is toast now that he's finally getting criticised on TV.