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Tell me Ma..
« on: April 22, 2019, 11:44:55 AM »
Tell me Ma, me Ma.                                                                                                   
 I don't care what tea she did.                                                   
   We're all going to Madrid                                                                 Tell me Ma, me Ma
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2019, 11:04:32 PM »
Not bad kiddo.

I miss the old ' We're on the march ' ones .

Nothing ryhmed with Kyiv or Ukraine and the same with Madrid and Spain.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2019, 11:05:57 PM »
Just thought of one.

We're on the march with Jurgen's Army ...

We're all going to Spainy .

 ;D
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2019, 12:48:43 AM »
Not bad kiddo.

I miss the old ' We're on the march ' ones .

Nothing ryhmed with Kyiv or Ukraine and the same with Madrid and Spain.

We're all going to sunny Spain?  8)
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2019, 12:49:15 PM »
We’re on the march with Jurgens army
We’re all off to sunny spain
And we’ll really shake them up when we win the Euro cup
And Liverpool are the Champions again

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2019, 01:10:00 PM »
Those old tunes need updating what?

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2019, 01:50:23 PM »
Just thought of one.

We're on the march with Jurgen's Army

We're all going to sunny Spain

An we`ll really shake them up

When we win the European Cup

Cause Libpool are the greatest football team

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Easy mate  :D

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2019, 01:56:05 PM »
The William Blakes - The light, can be used as a template ;D

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2019, 02:22:10 PM »
Those old tunes need updating what?

We don't carry bottles, we don't carry bread, we only carry a vibrant mix of food-cart offerings to stuff your fucking... heads
...THE CARLSBERG-DUGOUT UNITED WILL NEVER BE SLIGHTLY PECKISH

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2019, 03:30:13 PM »
Under the the Floodlights down in Dusseldorf
Ticket prices resonable and beer good of course,
Weve been to Lisbon and to Rome ,their ticket prices are highly overlown,
Were going back Wembley, were you need to get a loan.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2019, 09:34:34 PM »
We're all going to sunny Spain?  8)

Yep. That'll do.
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2019, 09:35:14 PM »
We’re on the march with Jurgens army
We’re all off to sunny spain
And we’ll really shake them up when we win the Euro cup
And Liverpool are the Champions again


Even better.
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He who sees twats really is a twat themselves - Me - Now .

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2019, 10:24:34 PM »
Tell me Ma, me Ma.
And our kid, lid
We're going to storm Madrid
Tell me Ma, me Ma

Tell me Ma, me Ma.
And our kid laa
We're gonna drink the Bar.
Tell me Ma, me Ma.

Tell me Ma, me Ma.
And our kid....the pain.
We're gonna drink in Spain.
Tell me Ma, me Ma.

Tell me Ma, me Ma.
How we're getting there, nobody knows.
Ya'd better warn the Ho's
Tell me Ma, me Ma.

Tell me Ma, me Ma.
Try'n get some sleep, some sleep.
We'll out run the Police.
Tell me Ma, me Ma.

Tell me Ma, me Ma.
To post us some bail, some bail
Gerrrus outa jail
Tell me Ma, me Ma.

Tell me Ma, me Ma,
It's not been such fun, such fun.
Now we're of the run
Tell me Ma, me Ma.





…………. The tale of a standard Euro away, for some lads.   :P


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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2019, 10:12:59 PM »
Tell me Ma me Ma
Me an our lid
Are goin to Madrid
Tell me Ma me Ma.

Tell me Ma me Ma
We'll be drinkin Spanish wine
When Liverpool win it six times
Tell me Ma me Ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2019, 10:15:28 PM »
Tell me ma, me ma,
The league's on its arse in fear,
We're getting more points next year,
Tell me ma, me ma.
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2019, 10:17:33 PM »
Tell me ma it's comin,
We've lost all of our fears
The Kop is singin, hummin
We're comin for Big Ears!

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2019, 10:24:52 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
I'll be on the sangrias
When we bring home Big Ears
Tell me ma me ma

Tell me ma me ma
How I'm gettin to Sunny Spain
I'm jibbin the fuckin train
Tell me ma me ma
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #17 on: April 26, 2019, 10:27:34 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
I'll be drinking the local Sherry
I'm also jibbin the ferry
Tell me ma me ma
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #18 on: April 26, 2019, 10:29:16 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
I'll be drinking the local Sherry
I'm also jibbin the ferry
Tell me ma me ma

Hã hã :D

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2019, 10:30:14 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
We going to win the cup again
I may even jib the plane
Tell me ma me ma
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He who sees twats really is a twat themselves - Me - Now .

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2019, 10:31:48 PM »
Tell me da, me da,
To get on his fucking bike,
Me da's now Virgil van Dijk,
Tell me da, me da.
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2019, 10:32:43 PM »
Hã hã :D

That was inspired by a quick thought on living on an Island.  You've got to think of a way of getting to France first.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2019, 11:20:20 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
To put the champagne on ice
We’re going for tapas twice
Tell me ma me ma.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2019, 11:30:13 PM »
Your ma already knows


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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2019, 11:36:08 PM »
Tell me ma me ma
His name is Sean Dyche
So put the champagne on ice
Tell me ma me ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #25 on: April 28, 2019, 01:03:11 AM »
Tell me ma me ma
His name is Sean Dyche
So put the champagne on ice
Tell me ma me ma

Tell me ma me ma
That City are gonna unravel
So get Dyche a pint of gravel
Tell me ma me ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2019, 01:27:14 AM »
Tell me ma me ma
Dyche is as hard as fuck
He's gonna stop City's luck
Tell me ma me ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2019, 02:10:31 AM »
THE REMIX

Madness - Driving In My Car
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/HAhFGUK80nk" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/HAhFGUK80nk</a>

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
City will lose at turf moor
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
Dyche likes drivin in his car
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
Its not as fast as Mo Salah
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR


Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
He bought it in Primrose Hill
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
From a bloke Called Bobby from Brazil
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
We aint won it in 29
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
But might win it on the Tyne
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR


Tell me ma me ma
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR
Jurgen Klopp is Boss....LAAAAAA
HUR HUR HAR HAR,HUR HUR HARHY HARRRR

DER DER DERDA DER DER DERDA DER DERRRRRRRR
DER DER DERDA DER DER DERDA DER DERRRRRRRR
DER DER DERDA DER DER DERDA DER DERRRRRRRR




MAM!!! OUR BARRYS WEARING ME UNDIES AGAIN!! TELL HIM WILL YE!!

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2019, 09:40:56 AM »
We've conquered all of North Wales
We're never gonna stop
From Rhyl down to Benllech,
we've seen the fucking lot
Talacre, Colwyn Bay the sands of Rhyl Beach
We are holidaying scousers
and we come from Liverpool
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #29 on: April 28, 2019, 10:31:01 AM »
I told me ma me ma
All abar Capon’s new song
“It’s good, but a bit friggin long”
Said me ma me ma.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2019, 12:31:02 PM »
Full of muck
Doesn't fit
Got no rhyme
And got no gist
Captain T has none of it in his theme
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2019, 01:09:43 PM »
CHOPPER And Red_Mist
Can do one
The pair of Tits
Got no Gist?
It's a fucking Remix
You daft arse twits
Tell me ma me ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2019, 01:36:22 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2019, 04:26:41 PM »
Tell me ma me ma                                                                                stay in bed with your fella                                                                    im gorging on the paella                                                                      tell me ma me ma
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2019, 07:06:10 PM »
CHOPPER And Red_Mist
Can do one
The pair of Tits
Got no Gist?
It's a fucking Remix
You daft arse twits
Tell me ma me ma

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2019, 12:08:47 PM »
RIP Doris!
"We will win the European Cup one day. Aim for the moon and end up among the stars" - Gérard Houllier 2001

Thankyou Rafa and Jürgen  for taking us to Heaven!

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2019, 12:20:09 PM »
Tell me Ma me Ma..
I've only got two..right trabs..
I'm itching like fuck..got crabs..
Tell me Ma me Ma..
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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2019, 01:43:53 PM »
Those old tunes need updating what?

We don't carry bottles, we don't carry bread, we only carry a vibrant mix of food-cart offerings to stuff your fucking... heads
...THE CARLSBERG-DUGOUT UNITED WILL NEVER BE SLIGHTLY PECKISH

ALL TOGETHER NOW !


hahhaha
YNWA.

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2019, 02:13:19 PM »
RIP Doris!

ahh yes, great shout, me ma's favourite

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Re: Tell me Ma..
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2019, 08:57:47 AM »
I'll tell me ma when I go home
We won't leave Sir Harry Kane alone
He pulls my balls, he steals my tits
Dive dive, Skomina gives him the penalty...
 
But that's all right till I get home
He is handsome, he is pretty
Sir Harry Kane is the belle of London city
He is diving one, two, three...
 
Won't you tell me, who is the darl
Thank Mo - not my girl, not my girl
He pulls my balls, he steals my tits
But for Mo, I'll give my tits...
 
« Last Edit: May 15, 2019, 09:05:49 AM by NarutoReds »
It's there to remind our lads who they're playing for and to remind the opposition who they're playing against!